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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

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Bald men are literally raping women by being bald.
 
ipreferpickles said:
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Bald men are literally raping women by being bald.
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Lying on your dating app profile (something women do with fat girl angle shots, so that makes them rapists by their own logic) is not the same as a guy pretending to be a gynecologist and saying "it's ok, I'm supposed to perform the examination with my penis." Then the woman says she was there because genital warts or something. I'd say null is retarded but it's like saying fire is hot at this point.
 
ipreferpickles said:
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I don't blame Null for having this retarded take.

Null is 5'3" and 300+ pounds, so he's already at a major disadvantage in the dating scene. Even if he did lose the 150+ pounds necessary to not be an amorphous blob, his face still looks weird since his eyes are so squinty and far apart that he looks like a lizard. The only thing Null has going for him is that he has thick hair.

"I may be a morbidly obese manlet with a downie looking FAS face, poor skin, poor posture, greasy hair, a gross neckbeard, no muscle tone, a violent temper, hateful white nationalist politics, sexual attraction towards underage boys, no real hobbies, no real interests, no work ethic, no social skills, no real life friends, no job prospects, no spine, and a broken micropenis, but at least I'm not bald!" - Null
 
Sneeder Griffin said:
The only thing Null has going for him is that he has thick hair.
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Not for long, stress causes hair loss and he purposely stresses himself out. Also he is fat so heart failure is a possibility. It would be funny if he lost weight and took new pics so we can make fun of him for having a bunch of loose skin like fat bastard, or nickocado avocado for anyone who hasn't seen Austin powers for some reason.
 
Sneeder Griffin said:
I don't blame Null for having this retarded take.

Null is 5'3" and 300+ pounds, so he's already at a major disadvantage in the dating scene. Even if he did lose the 150+ pounds necessary to not be an amorphous blob, his face still looks weird since his eyes are so squinty and far apart that he looks like a lizard. The only thing Null has going for him is that he has thick hair.

"I may be a morbidly obese manlet with a downie looking FAS face, poor skin, poor posture, greasy hair, a gross neckbeard, no muscle tone, a violent temper, hateful white nationalist politics, sexual attraction towards underage boys, no real hobbies, no real interests, no work ethic, no social skills, no real life friends, no job prospects, no spine, and a broken micropenis, but at least I'm not bald!" - Null
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This, it's a massive cope wrapped in an appeal to the terfatties. Even they must have realized by now how whipped Joshy boy is.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
It's just like how law enforcement isn't fooled by slang terms for illegal drugs.

By now everyone here should know what Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Heroin, Cocaine, and Psilocybin Mushrooms are by now. But those drugs also have slang terms often used in the streets.

What are the slang terms for Marijuana? Mary Jane, Skunk, Weed, Herb, and Pot.

What are the slang terms for Methamphetamine? Crystal, Ice, Crank, Glass, and Meth.

What are the slang terms for Heroin? Sugar, Horse, Dragon, Tar, and Big H.

What are the slang terms for Cocaine? Nose Candy, Coke, and Snow.

What are the slang terms for Psilocybin Mushrooms? Magic Mushrooms and Shrooms.

If you were caught with meth and you try to argue with the police that it's not meth and you say that it's "Glass", they're still going to arrest you and charge you with possession regardless of how you call meth; it's still methamphetamine on a chemical level regardless of what you call it. Law enforcement always know the slang terms for drugs as they are trained to know the terminology, street slang won't fool them.

Should Jersh get sued by a state that allows their residents to sue doxers in civil court, he's going to have a lot of trouble explaining why "Phonebooking" isn't doxing even though said state laws say otherwise.

This is the same level of stupidity I see with sovereign citizens that try to use backwards legal logic as a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card, "I'm not driving, I'm traveling".
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Is this the actual reason? If so the users are dumber than I believed. I know most people doing the doxxing usually don't know what they are doing to begin with but believing a name change will solve it? Holy fuck
 
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Lizzy "Long Dong" Fong Jones really bent Josh "He was into catboys when he was just 13. His parents bought him a very strange machine." Connor Moon, huh?
 
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