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Null šŸ„ Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Time 4 Guillotines said:
Chris Chan managed to reproduce before Null
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This reminds me of something I've read that Jersh posted years ago. It was something along the lines of how Jersh felt his life wasn't going anywhere, he was nearing his 30's at the time, and he still hasn't found a woman to start a family with (him complaining about how he may hit the wall).

Chris-Chan often exaggerates things and is an unreliable narrator when it comes to their life but if CWC has managed to reproduce and has a kid of their own; well CWC has beaten Kiwi Farms at their own game. Shit, a lot of people thought Chris-Chan will die alone and yet CWC proved them wrong.

Don't get me wrong, Chris-Chan is not a good person by any means (from him pepper spraying a Gamestop employee to him committing attempted murder on a hobby store owner that he was banned from to the allegations of CWC having sex with his own elderly mother). But if Chris-Chan has a girlfriend and a biological offspring is due, well we can objectively say that Chris-Chan won.
 
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joshy knows he can't compete.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
This reminds me of something I've read that Jersh posted years ago. It was something along the lines of how Jersh felt his life wasn't going anywhere, he was nearing his 30's at the time, and he still hasn't found a woman to start a family with (him complaining about how he may hit the wall).

Chris-Chan often exaggerates things and is an unreliable narrator when it comes to their life but if CWC has managed to reproduce and has a kid of their own; well CWC has beaten Kiwi Farms at their own game. Shit, a lot of people thought Chris-Chan will die alone and yet CWC proved them wrong.

Don't get me wrong, Chris-Chan is not a good person by any means (from him pepper spraying a Gamestop employee to him committing attempted murder on a hobby store owner that he was banned from to the allegations of CWC having sex with his own elderly mother). But if Chris-Chan has a girlfriend and a biological offspring is due, well we can objectively say that Chris-Chan won.
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Respectfully, Chris Chan did not try to murder the owner.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
This reminds me of something I've read that Jersh posted years ago. It was something along the lines of how Jersh felt his life wasn't going anywhere, he was nearing his 30's at the time, and he still hasn't found a woman to start a family with (him complaining about how he may hit the wall).

Chris-Chan often exaggerates things and is an unreliable narrator when it comes to their life but if CWC has managed to reproduce and has a kid of their own; well CWC has beaten Kiwi Farms at their own game. Shit, a lot of people thought Chris-Chan will die alone and yet CWC proved them wrong.

Don't get me wrong, Chris-Chan is not a good person by any means (from him pepper spraying a Gamestop employee to him committing attempted murder on a hobby store owner that he was banned from to the allegations of CWC having sex with his own elderly mother). But if Chris-Chan has a girlfriend and a biological offspring is due, well we can objectively say that Chris-Chan won.
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If Chris chan is actually having a kid (questionable!) then it is proof that there is no excuse for the current crop of failsons. If you are not partnered and do not have children then you have made a choice to be unpartnered and not have children. This kills the kiwifarmer.
 
Chrysler Building said:
If Chris chan is actually having a kid (questionable!) then it is proof that there is no excuse for the current crop of failsons. If you are not partnered and do not have children then you have made a choice to be unpartnered and not have children. This kills the kiwifarmer.
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Hold on for a minute. Having a kid is just the start. It's being able to raise the kid successfully that's the real challenge.
 
The hilarious irony with the news of Chris-Chan having a kid soon (if true), he's manged to prove most of Kiwi Farms and the other troll communities in general to be wrong.

Back when the Internet first discovered Chris-Chan, a lot of people assumed he was going to die alone as they thought no woman would ever consider him boyfriend material or let alone marriage material (myself included because Chris-Chan seemed like a hopeless cause).

It's been roughly around 20 years after the fact and now Chris-Chan has finally obtained a boyfriend free girl but he's also obtained an offspring (if true). This is something that most people on Kiwi Farms have failed to achieve, even Jeresh still hasn't got laid (as far as I know) and doesn't have a kid of his own. Chris-Chan has won.
 
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Hold on for a minute. Having a kid is just the start. It's being able to raise the kid successfully that's the real challenge.
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>Chris chan raising a kid
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That poor kid is getting spawn camped irl
 
Reason: They're going to be fucked up for life assuming it doesn't come to an abrupt end from negligence or get taken.
Time 4 Guillotines said:
a large amount of die-hard fans
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Yeah, but they are all weirdos like you. Apart from they have more money than you, and haven't pissed off the jannies (because you can't be socialized). But still, it's like having Swifties as your fan base, just a bunch of autists you'd want to punch in the face IRL
Time 4 Guillotines said:
swag
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Like in Swagger(tm). Big Ol' X there lil buddy. I mean...
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Grabbler broom there, ONE MINUTE LATER, with the "Not desperate, for any income, at all" post. That ain't swag. You know it.
 
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