Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms

Firegirl26

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would you mind summarising the most recent drama? I lurked the thread and it is very hard to follow. From what I understand, you are a Blaine sock, we are all Glowie socks and @Firegirl26 is María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba.
I don’t know what or who that is . I will have that identity if you wish and I will knight all the mods here, and the administrator. for the glory of the kingdom.
 

Firegirl26

Hellovan Onion
Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
There was a rumor going around, saying that we are perverts and I can see why that is. this was not my bingo card today.
 

Crimson Fucker

Ţepeş
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That copy pasta was made in 2018 and has been one of the most wide spread copypastas in the community besides the shiny Pidgey one.

Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.
 

VAIDS Victim

The moon was rising and heaven burned 🌑
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Lil queer can't bring himself to say "I have covid". Thyme tea, good for clearing phlegm from the chest.
And lose a couple hunny. I bet he'll never test to see if it's COVID.
and we're back to the standard right wing whining that their enemies aren't playing fair
I hate that kind of hypocrisy. That's why I wasn't celebrating when that retard Fuzz from Tiktok lost her job for a couple harmless videos. It could easily happen to the opposite side.
 

thefrogninja

JDANKS420
An Onion Among Onions
With regards to LFJ, LFJ was openly collaborating with a German hacker called Kevin Karhan who repeatedly openly indicated his willingness to break the law just to target KF. He posted many many unhinged threats against KF and Kiwis, threatening that he take care of them himself so he wouldn't have to get LE involved. Together with Kevin Karhan, LFJ started the GreyHat Academy on Github, a reference to grey hat hackers who operate on the boundaries of illegality. On the GreyHat Academy's github account, Kevin and LFJ uploaded and maintained so-called DROP lists, but these DROP lists were really meant to be "dual use weapons", that were intended to be used as DDoS lists by the hackers targeting KF. They effectively concealed the cybercriminal intent behind the creation of these lists by misrepresenting them as DROP lists.

Here is Kevin Karhan himself posting on Twitter about the GreyHat academy lists, while openly tweeting out a blackmail threat to Cloudflare that he would add them to these DROP lists within 48 hours if they refused to stop protecting KF: "Fair Warning: @cloudflare - or every other hoster providing services to #KiwiFarms - will be added after a max. 48 hour grace period if they don't #DropKiwifarms...", "I hope @Cloudflare , @fiberhub & @VSYShost consider this the last warning shots..."

https://archive.ph/P8Vn2

Liz Fong Jones posted many many tweets at the time, such the following, where he made it clear that he had closely studied KF's architecture and had termined which specific kind of DDoS attack would be the most effective way to target the website ("L3" and "L7" in this tweet refers to Layer 3 and Layer 7 DDoS attacks, these are two different types of DDoS attacks that LFJ had considered would be the most effective against KF):

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While LFJ and Kevin Karhan were posting their "dual use weapons" onto Github, hackers on Twitter were openly bragging about targeting KF with DDoS attacks:

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There was widespread speculation at the time on Twitter that the reason Liz Fong Jones campaigned Cloudflare (KF's anti-DDoS protection ISP) to drop KiwiFarms was because he knew that the moment KF lost their anti-DDoS protection, they would be attacked by hackers and DDoSers. There were countless of tweets at the time speculating that LFJ was essentially aiding and abetting anticipated cybercrimes against KF by targeting Cloudflare and making sure KF had to protection. LFJ and Alejandra Caraballo, throughout the summer of 2022, were doing public interviews and podcasts where they openly bragged about the denial of protection being a great way to target websites like KF. An example of such media coverage at the time:

A Technical Guide to Burning Down a Troll Farm - The New Stack
https://thenewstack.io/a-technical-guide-to-burning-down-a-troll-farm/ Archived: https://archive.is/ghF0l


Here are some examples of these tweets from others that I saw at the time:

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On top of this, there was Ellen Murray, Keffals' Irish partner, who had posted detailed technical information about the DDoS attacks being carried out, information he could've only garnered if he was in touch with the hackers carrying out the DDoS attacks. Whenever there was a DDoS attack, Ellen and Keffals would go into a secret Signal channel where apparently they would discuss the details of these DDoS attacks:

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"It's less than a thousand requests a second"... how did Ellen know this specific number, unless he was personally involved with those DDoS attacks, or knew the people who were carrying them out and they were the ones who gave him that number?

Here's Ellen Murray again, referring to "very small scale DDoS attempts"... again, how did he know they were "very small scale", unless he was personally involved or was in touch with the people doing them?

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Again, all this evidence is circumstantial, speculative and hearsay, but for me personally it's sufficient to conclude that there was a 99.99% chance that Liz Fong Jones and the rest of #DropKiwiFarms, including Keffals and Murray, were directly in touch with the hackers carrying out the DDoS attacks, if they weren't personally involved with those DDoS attacks themselves (especially Murray given his public technical knowledge of the specifics of those attacks). Liz Fong Jones condoned this activity for weeks, bragging the onslaught of cybercrime he had allowed to commence against KF by taking Cloudflare out of the way. Liz Fong Jones also kept on posting various technical details about Null's software, hardware, IP addresses and ISPs, seemingly to aid and abet the cybercrimes being committed against the website. Liz Fong-Jones admitted that he had collected this information about Null's systems by obsessively port-scanning KF's IP addresses (non-consensual port-scanning is something that many ISPs around the world consider to be malicious activity in and of itself). In anything, LFJ knew that by making this technical information public on his Twitter account it would aid and abet the hackers, who had already admitted they were targeting the site, with their attacks.

But Null is not going to sue Caraballo and LFJ over any of this actually cybercriminal shit. He's gonna sue them over some bullshit xeets and for sending e-mails to ISPs, both of which are protected activity in California under anti-SLAPP. He thinks he will totally win this.
One must question why Josh doesn't bother suing these people for DDoSing his website, which he claims is incredibly illegal and there is abundant evidence of it, instead handing over potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars to his friend "Vincent" to counter-sue LFJ himself over in Australia.
 

thefrogninja

JDANKS420
An Onion Among Onions
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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you.
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Null is so fucking stupid. Almost everyone who immigrated to the New World from England did so because they didn't have anything there. Most of them didn't have land or they had a criminal history or they were ostracized religious crazies like the Puritans. Europe sent its garbage people to America.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
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Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition)
mate right now i feel like im about to drop dead and i am going to be eating shit continuously for the foreseeable future. i'm trying to catch up on stuff i missed this weekend.
Null · Post #368 · Today at 11:53 AM · Forum: Games
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...n-13-server-2024-edition.182480/post-17981656 https://archive.is/9FJbk#selection-2397.0-2397.177

LMAO, does this mean he has he moved back to the US already?

Or does this mean he is he too sick to go out and buy groceries, and he can't get Slav Power to do the groceries for him, so he has to eat whatever food he still has lying around in the house?
 

🛸👽𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑👁️🔮

How to convert an old brick building into a Citibank
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Null is so fucking stupid. Almost everyone who immigrated to the New World from England did so because they didn't have anything there. Most of them didn't have land or they had a criminal history or they were ostracized religious crazies like the Puritans. Europe sent its garbage people to America.
(insert joke about Australia being a prison island here)
 

Crimson Fucker

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Null is so fucking stupid. Almost everyone who immigrated to the New World from England did so because they didn't have anything there. Most of them didn't have land or they had a criminal history or they were ostracized religious crazies like the Puritans. Europe sent its garbage people to America.
They still left a lot of its garbage behind. Seeing as how they had to keep sending it to multiple places. Until they finally gave up. Now the rest of the world is sending garbage there. Something something Muslim rape gangs
 
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