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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Chrysler Building said:
Fucking google play store gift cards, really? JEsus
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Yeah I posted the dm somewhere, I can repost it here.

I know it's off topic but to keep this at least partially on topic josh is fat and no one will have sex with him.
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Which I didn't download. He sent me a link to download supposedly pirated cracked versions of paid apps that totally didn't have viruses and other malware. As if anyone with half a brain would. There is a reason someone called him on it for doing it publicly.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Yeah I posted the dm somewhere, I can repost it here.

I know it's off topic but to keep this at least partially on topic josh is fat and no one will have sex with him.View attachment 50227
Which I didn't download. He sent me a link to download supposedly pirated cracked versions of paid apps that totally didn't have viruses and other malware. As if anyone with half a brain would. There is a reason someone called him on it for doing it publicly.
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Downloading cracked software is the easiest shit in the world, tf. This dude is not fucking smart eh

VAIDS Victim said:
They're dosing the AI up with teratogens.

My uncle had a Chinese roommate who would kill ducks at a public pond and then hang them up and age them in the closet.
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Uuugghh yeah that sounds about right. Disgustang
 
Chrysler Building said:
Downloading cracked software is the easiest shit in the world, tf. This dude is not fucking smart eh
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They are not sending their best out of null's personal army of retards.
 
Not sure what the Pokemon conversation is, but I probably don't want to know, I will assume it is something along the lines of joker catching a lopuny and showing it to Batman.

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I left the username of the next guy even though it wasn't interesting enough to cap what he said because I felt it was fitting as a response given the implications.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Not sure what the Pokemon conversation is, but I probably don't want to know, I will assume it is something along the lines of joker catching a lopuny and showing it to Batman.

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I left the username of the next guy even though it wasn't interesting enough to cap what he said because I felt it was fitting as a response given the implications.
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Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
 
Slaughter said:
Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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And /vp/ never recovered from this...
 
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