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Zachary "Zach" Keith Hasbrouck / Zachy-Chan / emmastonecantact / The Half-blooded Prince - Insane hapa autist cucked by Harvey Weinstein

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Zachary Keith Hasbrouck is a insane hapa obsessed with defending the honor of his queen, Emma "Flopson" Watson, and defending the worst director in an already desolate movie landscape, Rian Johnson. Normally you'd think that he little more than a simp for some used-up Harvey Weinstein cumrag, but Zach will appear out of earthquake cracks to fight for his lady--whether it be obscure imageboards like tvch.moe, private trackers, or Reddit.

A classic Zach post:
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Here he is correcting the record on Watson and Johnson:
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His favorite franchise is Harry Potter ("fantasykino" according to Zach), any film directed by Rian Johnson and the works of BLACKED.com as he absolutely loves to repost their works when he starts to lose an internet argument. If you post pictures of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson in his presence, (the following image really sets him off) Zach will deflect into an blinding rage about anything but the fact that Emma Watson was HARVested. Similarly, he has a hatred for Emma Stone for being more attractive and talented than Emma Flopson.

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His most infamous rivalry is with the owner of tvch.moe, our favorite ogre Gahoole which culminated in him getting catfished (https://www.bitchute.com/video/TZgMeX6UfXLc/, bitchute won't fucking work so @Gahoole hopefully has it saved). Zach would frequent 8/tv/ back when 8chan was still a thing and would frequently quarrel with the vol/eventual BO Gahoole as well as many of the frequent posters of 8/tv/.

Zach is also a prolific poet:

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Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
His voice -
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

Facebook: (ghostarchive.org)
Obituary: (https://archive.ph/vsyYa)
Graduation info: (https://archive.ph/mW1BT)
Zachary Keith Hasbrouck 11.30.90 585 Longbrook Avenue, Stratford, CT
Voter records: (https://archive.ph/FZTpD

Zachary K Hasbrouck
Registration Address
585 Longbrook Avenue, Stratford, Connecticut 06614
Registration Date
June 23, 2009
Birthdate
November, 1990
Party Affiliation
Republican
Registration Status
Active
Precinct
00
 
it has been said this is zachs channel which coincides with his internet usage dwindling.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCXprLdAqIYu5y_qhw-cAntA (https://archive.ph/Cnv7e)
Zach lives on through us.
Facebook: (ghostarchive.org)
Obituary: (https://archive.ph/vsyYa)
Graduation info: (https://archive.ph/mW1BT)
Dox here:
Zachary Keith Hasbrouck 11.30.90 585 Longbrook Avenue, Stratford, CT
Voter records: (https://archive.ph/FZTpD)

Zachary K Hasbrouck
Registration Address
585 Longbrook Avenue, Stratford, Connecticut 06614
Registration Date
June 23, 2009
Birthdate
November, 1990
Party Affiliation
Republican
Registration Status
Active
Precinct
00
 
Registration Address
585 Longbrook Avenue, Stratford, Connecticut 06614
The good ol' Zach cave. I remember seeing on 8/tv/ a meme that Zach lived in a shed but I'm not seeing anything resembling a cuck shed. Bit surprised to see he's a registered republican, he always sperged out about dup.
 
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