Wrestling General thread

[Onion Null 2]

Okay so to be honest there has been nothing on Raw other than Iyo Sky's butt cheeks that has been awesome

So hopefully SummerSlam this weekend (a two-night event) will be a lot cooler and I will be able to give a more comprehensive review. Fingers crossed

I mean either way I'm going to review SummerSlam but it's hosted by cardi B so I don't have a lot of hope.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Since nobody is reading my blow by blow reports of what's happening on wrestling, I'm going to stop wasting everyone's time.

Seems like this section would be better suited for botches, fuck ups another general hilarity that happens in the squared circle.

So yeah, from now on I'll just be posting the more comedic side of wrestling.

 

[Onion Null 2]

I believe the dude got a skull fracture and a brain bleed from this. This was not a gimmick cinder block.

Fucking Mexico, man.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Wrestling is kinda cool sometimes

 

[Gore San]

That is about what I would expect from there.

 

[Onion Null 2]

That is about what I would expect from there.

That is EXACTLY how big of a prick you have to be to get blacklisted from wrestling in Mexico by the way

 

[Gore San]

Being blacklisted from wrestling in Mexico is actually insane.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Being blacklisted from wrestling in Mexico is actually insane.

That's like being banned from onion farms

 

[Frosty Fetus]

I believe the dude got a skull fracture and a brain bleed from this. This was not a gimmick cinder block.

Fucking Mexico, man.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

Should have thrown a tamale

 

[Onion Null 2]

Listen to the SOUND of when his head bends the wrong way with his entire body weight crashing down on it.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Yes, the same Kenny Omega who would later go on to become the aew world champion.

That sick head kick at 3:10

To be fair the little Jap shouldn't have stepped to him.

 

[Jazz_is_Immortal!]

Yes, the same Kenny Omega who would later go on to become the aew world champion.

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That sick head kick at 3:10

To be fair the little Jap shouldn't have stepped to him.

Uh oh I hear a old has been in Kentucky sperging out now about how Twinkle toes is still a shit wrestler despite being one of the best in the indies and the crap company ran by a delusional son of a millionaire called AEW. Off topic he hates Asuka and all Japanese female wrestlers because of Riho and Omega. Riho is the shits but Asuka is great and so are most of those Japanese wrestlers that moved here. But because of one shit wrestler makes all wrestlers of the same race and gender bad. Give me a fucking break. Also funny how Asuka has her own Youtube channel and she does a better job keeping Kayfabe alive then Jim is now and back in the 2000s and teens when he still was in the business.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Uh oh I hear a old has been in Kentucky sperging out now about how Twinkle toes is still a shit wrestler despite being one of the best in the indies and the crap company ran by a delusional son of a millionaire called AEW. Off topic he hates Asuka and all Japanese female wrestlers because of Riho and Omega. Riho is the shits but Asuka is great and so are most of those Japanese wrestlers that moved here. But because of one shit wrestler makes all wrestlers of the same race and gender bad. Give me a fucking break. Also funny how Asuka has her own Youtube channel and she does a better job keeping Kayfabe alive then Jim is now and back in the 2000s and teens when he still was in the business.

Jim Cornette is a faggot and a literal cuck (he used to have his wrestlers fuck is fat ugly wife)

 

[Jazz_is_Immortal!]

Jim Cornette is a faggot and a literal cuck (he used to have his wrestlers fuck is fat ugly wife)

I'll defend Jim on that allegation as the dude who spread it Kenny Bollin is a known liar and gilted ex best friend of Jim.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Same

Angry American outburst: somebody goes to the hospital

Angry Japanese outburst: somebody gets their cap taken off their head

 

[Onion Null 2]

SLAP!

 

[Onion Null 2]

Especially when you're on cable television. My favorite part of this was they were having difficulty pulling the nails out of his back.

Fucking Jon Moxley smh.

HI I'M JONNY MOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO JACKASS

 

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“IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIS BACK”

Holy fucking shit I had no clue that would happen

 

[Onion Null 2]

“IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIS BACK”

Holy fucking shit I had no clue that would happen

Who would have thought a bed of rusty nails would stick into your back if you got suplexed directly onto them?