Wrestling General thread

[Gore San]

That could have been a lot worse.

 

[Gore San]

That slap made him feel like a 1950s house wife.

 

[Onion Null 2]

That could have been a lot worse.

AEW is so fucking stupid because they're willing to put their wrestlers in jeopardy just to pop a rating. I'd like to point out that this happened on a regular free TV match and they didn't even save it for a pay-per-view.

One of these days they are going to get one of their wrestlers killed. I mean Jesus they just signed Edge and he snapped his fucking leg at 51 years old and was out for like 6 months.

It doesn't look bad but he broke it. It could have been a LOT worse, especially from that height and especially for a man in his fifties.

 

[Onion Null 2]

That slap made him feel like a 1950s house wife.

He slapped that dude so hard that he immediately found the nearest kitchen and started making him dinner

 

[Gore San]

Those nails could have damaged his spine and he could have never walked again.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Those nails could have damaged his spine and he could have never walked again.

And Jon Moxley is the living embodiment of "habitual line stepper"

Honestly he's really not like a good wrestler so he feels like he has to overcompensate by doing dumb deathmatch shit.

He's the 40 year old pro wrestler version of a pick me girl. Here he is having his head impaled with what I can only describe as shish kabob toothpicks.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Still the best heat I've ever seen someone get is when Cody Rhodes got legit hit in the head with a chair in aew and it immediately knocked him into a concussion. You can tell from the blood and the glaze look on his face that it was for real.

They both got fined $50,000 for this because they broke CTE protocols.

Still it was an awesome spot though lol

 

[Gore San]

Imagine pro wrestling but it's an irl dead pool and wolverine. All the carnage but none of the permanent injuries. Let carnage be the guest referee in that one.

 

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I don't know what the best part about this video is, the fact that he was able to do it, the fact that he told the bats "fuck you" when they wouldn't break at first, the pirates of the Caribbean music in the background, his maniacal laughter after the bats broke, or his wife Scarlett going "what the FUCK?" In the background in response to his maniacal laughter.

I cannot believe that WWE let this guy go. He is an amazing wrestler.

Also, his wife is a total piece of ASS.

 

[Gore San]

The real question is can she snap a baseball bat with her mitt? Or shoot a baseball out of her anus like a projectile worthy of being used as a pitch so someone can hit it with a bat?

 

[Onion Null 2]

The real question is can she snap a baseball bat with her mitt? Or shoot a baseball out of her anus like a projectile worthy of being used as a pitch so someone can hit it with a bat?

I mean if she did that on her only fans I would pay for it just to see it

 

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[Frosty Fetus]

 

[VAIDS Victim]

If Assley makes a new account I will German suplex her entire fat ass.

 

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[Jazz_is_Immortal!]

 

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