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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

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A THREAD TO DISCUSS BANNINGS ONLY
Just ate a 10 day ban for reporting posts for being off topic, bloggy, attacking other members or otherwise against the rules in order to clean up the Jessica Boyle thread. Useful_Mistake got butthurt apparently. Mind you this was right after I gave Null permission to post the identity of Bluespike from Max himself with proof and about 20 or so screenshots so it probably won't last the full ten days because I mean, I gave you fucking Bluespike lol. But still you're going to get pissy because other people made a mess of the thread? Get mad at the people getting reported, not the person making the reports, especially since they've since deleted 2 pages of posts so that also makes it look like the mod was being a bitch. I didn't even see their spergy message until they had already banned me anyways and they didn't even give me time to see it. Clown world


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Just ate a 10 day ban for reporting posts for being off topic, bloggy, attacking other members or otherwise against the rules in order to clean up the Jessica Boyle thread. Useful_Mistake got butthurt apparently. Mind you this was right after I gave Null permission to post the identity of Bluespike from Max himself with proof and about 20 or so screenshots so it probably won't last the full ten days because I mean, I gave you fucking Bluespike lol. But still you're going to get pissy because other people made a mess of the thread? Get mad at the people getting reported, not the person making the reports, especially since they've since deleted 2 pages of posts so that also makes it look like the mod was being a bitch. I didn't even see their spergy message until they had already banned me anyways and they didn't even give me time to see it. Clown world


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Doesn't surprise me that they get mad if you point out no one is following the rules.
 
Just ate a 10 day ban for reporting posts for being off topic, bloggy, attacking other members or otherwise against the rules in order to clean up the Jessica Boyle thread. Useful_Mistake got butthurt apparently. Mind you this was right after I gave Null permission to post the identity of Bluespike from Max himself with proof and about 20 or so screenshots so it probably won't last the full ten days because I mean, I gave you fucking Bluespike lol. But still you're going to get pissy because other people made a mess of the thread? Get mad at the people getting reported, not the person making the reports, especially since they've since deleted 2 pages of posts so that also makes it look like the mod was being a bitch. I didn't even see their spergy message until they had already banned me anyways and they didn't even give me time to see it. Clown world


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But were you a True & Honest Fan tho? :ackshually:
 
Reason: Made you a pfp
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Either you weren't banned or you were unbanned at some point after the 24th because your username still shows up in the search.
It said I was banned until “the 30th at 11:00pm” and then when that came around it still said “you are banned” with no reason or expiry even earlier today.

I did check though and I’m in there. If it was permanent I was just going to take the “L” and fuck off.

Um I wasn’t under any illusion I was running with a good crowd over there but onionfarms has been eye opening about just how bad it is. If im going to be a janny punching bag I guess I’ll just go back to 4chan where I can at least tell them to seethe, dilate, rope and eat shit and then come back again tomorrow.
 
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Yeeeaaaah. Al Jolson was a very popular entertainer. I mentioned him, because he did blackface... and you think I'm that kwiffar, because of the cultural reference? And... do you do that, with all my posts? Word search them through Commie Farms?

We know you're nuts. People can look through your posting history, and see (where socks were merged) you talking to yourself. But this, really Dani, you're like Ash here. Just not as rapey or fat.
 
And... do you do that, with all my posts? Word search them through Commie Farms?
It used to be a lot easier before you reeled in your use of unique idioms
We know you're nuts. People can look through your posting history, and see (where socks were merged) you talking to yourself
I can remember doing this a couple times as a joke but the bulk of such incidents were the result of one of Jack's socks getting incorrectly merged during my socking era
 
Using obscure boomers for your usernames makes it rather easy to spot you @Nektar Geist
I suggested the username to one of your socks and this user beat you to it. I made the PFP to go along with it. I am pretty sure I know who it is but I'm not going to say because it's more funny to keep you guessing.
 
Reason: Certified paranoid schizophrenia moment.
Using obscure boomers for your usernames makes it rather easy to spot you @Nektar Geist
Oh , I’m definitely a sockfag on KF but not on your board. The profile banner was a great big hint.

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feel free to scapegoat or faildox whoever you like on my behalf. 😇 but no; really, I’m new here. I graciously accept your warm welcome!

I suggested the username to one of your socks and this user beat you to it. I made the PFP to go along with it. I am pretty sure I know who it is but I'm not going to say because it's more funny to keep you guessing.
Correct. I read that post before signing up. I thought it was a funny gimmick. Coincidentally I used to be called “Daniel” all the time in Chicago because I apparently had a doppelgänger by that name. So it was just… even funnier to use that one…

Null hates gimmick/novelty handles even though everyone does it including him.


Ps: Do you need more talented spawn campers than t4g here? He’s not very good at it.
 
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Oh , I’m definitely a sockfag on KF but not on your board. The profile banner was a great big hint.

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feel free to scapegoat or faildox whoever you like on my behalf. 😇 but no; really, I’m new here. I graciously accept your warm welcome!
He does it to everyone and is never correct on his guesses.
Correct. I read that post before signing up. I thought it was a funny gimmick. Coincidentally I used to be called “Daniel” all the time in Chicago because I apparently had a doppelgänger by that name. So it was just… even funnier to use that one…

Null hates gimmick/novelty handles even though everyone does it including him.


Ps: Do you need more talented spawn campers than t4g here? He’s not very good at it.
I love gimmicks, mine got me banned from kf. They also didn't appreciate the username because null is overcompensating for his Neko shota fetish.
 
Oh hey, guess the news, we can see banned profiles now, Null got his buck broken by sheer pressure from U. S. /pol/posters.
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That's not all tho. One of my lads from 'ere have had a look at what remains of my profile and
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Of fucking course it's a ban issued by Null. Because of buncha whacky miserable faggots were mass reporting me and my posts.
Do tell me this then.
Tommy Tooter is still roam free on Farms. While being actual pedophile and zoophile.
@ClausMystery still roams free yet he's yet another pedospic with tracheal tube in him neck.
Fuck, you can see Debate threads and much of these are pedo related ones, for actual. Subjects of gossip there are unironic kid diddlers. And yet somehow they are roam the site freely.
And yet I was mass flagged because I was standing in defence of myself and telling no lies, because buncha gay op faggots were hellbent on accusing me for things happened 6-7 years ago but not the way them miserable butthurt selves wish it was.

Cool. You know maybe I'll contact Meowsh about this one day.
 
I'm not banned despite a certain BPDemon trying to claim I am lololol

I did lose my pink triangle though so that's kind of upsetting
I consider the pink triangle a badge of honor for annoying them enough. Like an x box achievement or PlayStation trophy. Not everyone gets it.
 
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