nobodyworthwhile
Remarkable Onion
1. No concept of gray or nuance. You either agree with every take, no matter how deranged, or you're immediately assumed to be taking HRT. You don't agree with some idiot's theory that black people are basically the real-life version of the Kender from Dragonlance (a race that realistically should not have survived and only do so due to massive plot armor)? You must be a troon.
2. Constant messaging that their enemy (in this case, "troons") are always close to winning and we must resist them as hard was we can, which they use to reinforce the first point. This despite the fact that "troons" are no more likely to dominate America than "Nazis" were in 2015 (and in fact, in 2025 most of the public is turning against gender ideology). If you ever look outside their hangout you quickly realize most of what they're saying is bullshit, but they're hoping you never do.
3. Inability to learn from the past. The SJWs saw the public turn against the Religious Right for their hardcore stances against things like Dungeons & Dragons and Harry Potter, and how quickly Jack Thompson became a laughing stock... and decided "hey, we should emulate that!" The Kiwifarms saw the SJWs doing that, saw how it caused societal backlash (to the point where even Roe v Wade got overturned) and decided "doing the same things they do will make this a Christian nation again!" Hello dumbasses--if it failed for two previous generations then it will fail for you as well.
4. Corallory to the above: when they do fail, neither Kiwis nor SJWs ever accept that maybe it's because they dun fucked up--instead they always flip the script and say "see? our failure is proof that the enemy is just that strong!" They will then flip this into a call to fight even harder (when what they should be doing is self-examination).
5. Their denial of their issues ("Kiwis are moralfags? Whatever - could - you - mean?") and also they use a lot of the exact same excuses that SJWs used ("if you keep running into certain type of people you must have intentionally sought them out!" "You'll only have problems if you say something problematic!")
6. The hypersensitivity they display to any media that is not explicitly written to conform and expound their views. They actually take this farther than SJWs do--whereas SJWs thought it was okay to have fun, but only with party-approved things, Kiwis think you should not have fun at all and should be just drinking and working all the time, and that literally any and all recreation is a gateway to "trooning out". Just see the links I posted in the previous point.
(NOTE: They'll make an exception if a certain work is known to be by a Christian author like Tolkien, but I suspect this has more to do with optics than genuine belief--telling people that LOTR will make you troon out would just immediately reveal Kiwis as a bunch of crazies).
7. Both have gaslit themselves into hyperfocusing on niche issues that really don't matter that much in most people's day to day lives, but which they've convinced themselves that the future of civilization depends upon. SJWs were concerned with how women and minorities were treated in video games. Kiwi Farms are obsessed with whether or not some people millions of miles away can do body-alterations. Whoever wins has absolutely no effect on whether or not I can put food on the table today or other things that, you know, actually matter.
8. The way the leader of their preferred party absolutely dictates what they think about and consider important, regardless of whether it actually is important, or if it straight-up contradicts what they were all about last week. In Kiwis case, there's two authorities they recognize: Null and Trump. If Trump comes out next week and says he wants to hand out SNAP benefits, they'll suddenly start saying "SNAP is good, ackshually!" when they all had literally been wishing death on SNAP users the week before.
9. Both are obsessed with a word that begins with the letter N. In SJWs case that word is "Nazi." You can guess what the Kiwi n-word is. And both absolutely love to spam it to the point that you get sick of hearing it (and both will take "I'm tired of hearing it" as confirmation that you're guilty of wrongthink).
10. Resorting to armchair psychobabble to explain why you disagree with them. "You're just a media addict!" is the Kiwifarms version of "you're just protecting your privilege!"
Did I miss anything?
2. Constant messaging that their enemy (in this case, "troons") are always close to winning and we must resist them as hard was we can, which they use to reinforce the first point. This despite the fact that "troons" are no more likely to dominate America than "Nazis" were in 2015 (and in fact, in 2025 most of the public is turning against gender ideology). If you ever look outside their hangout you quickly realize most of what they're saying is bullshit, but they're hoping you never do.
3. Inability to learn from the past. The SJWs saw the public turn against the Religious Right for their hardcore stances against things like Dungeons & Dragons and Harry Potter, and how quickly Jack Thompson became a laughing stock... and decided "hey, we should emulate that!" The Kiwifarms saw the SJWs doing that, saw how it caused societal backlash (to the point where even Roe v Wade got overturned) and decided "doing the same things they do will make this a Christian nation again!" Hello dumbasses--if it failed for two previous generations then it will fail for you as well.
4. Corallory to the above: when they do fail, neither Kiwis nor SJWs ever accept that maybe it's because they dun fucked up--instead they always flip the script and say "see? our failure is proof that the enemy is just that strong!" They will then flip this into a call to fight even harder (when what they should be doing is self-examination).
5. Their denial of their issues ("Kiwis are moralfags? Whatever - could - you - mean?") and also they use a lot of the exact same excuses that SJWs used ("if you keep running into certain type of people you must have intentionally sought them out!" "You'll only have problems if you say something problematic!")
6. The hypersensitivity they display to any media that is not explicitly written to conform and expound their views. They actually take this farther than SJWs do--whereas SJWs thought it was okay to have fun, but only with party-approved things, Kiwis think you should not have fun at all and should be just drinking and working all the time, and that literally any and all recreation is a gateway to "trooning out". Just see the links I posted in the previous point.
(NOTE: They'll make an exception if a certain work is known to be by a Christian author like Tolkien, but I suspect this has more to do with optics than genuine belief--telling people that LOTR will make you troon out would just immediately reveal Kiwis as a bunch of crazies).
7. Both have gaslit themselves into hyperfocusing on niche issues that really don't matter that much in most people's day to day lives, but which they've convinced themselves that the future of civilization depends upon. SJWs were concerned with how women and minorities were treated in video games. Kiwi Farms are obsessed with whether or not some people millions of miles away can do body-alterations. Whoever wins has absolutely no effect on whether or not I can put food on the table today or other things that, you know, actually matter.
8. The way the leader of their preferred party absolutely dictates what they think about and consider important, regardless of whether it actually is important, or if it straight-up contradicts what they were all about last week. In Kiwis case, there's two authorities they recognize: Null and Trump. If Trump comes out next week and says he wants to hand out SNAP benefits, they'll suddenly start saying "SNAP is good, ackshually!" when they all had literally been wishing death on SNAP users the week before.
9. Both are obsessed with a word that begins with the letter N. In SJWs case that word is "Nazi." You can guess what the Kiwi n-word is. And both absolutely love to spam it to the point that you get sick of hearing it (and both will take "I'm tired of hearing it" as confirmation that you're guilty of wrongthink).
10. Resorting to armchair psychobabble to explain why you disagree with them. "You're just a media addict!" is the Kiwifarms version of "you're just protecting your privilege!"
Did I miss anything?
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