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[brapper90001]

>OMG I JUST HECKIN LOVE FALL AND THE WINTER!!! IT'S JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR!!! IT'S WHEN I, THE WIFE, AND TYRONE HAVE THE MOST FUN!!! I JUST CANT HECKIN WAIT TO SIT IN THE CORNER CUDDLED UP IN MY BLANKY SIPPING HOT COCOA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND FOREVER RUINS HER RACIST WH*TE BLOODLINE! THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CHRISTMAS ALBUM WILL BE THE CHERRY ON TOP FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AND THE NEW YEAR BELLS WILL RING IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND ALL THE RACIST LITTLE DICK WH*TE BOYS LIKE ME WILL BE SUBJUGATED INTO BEING SISSIES FOR THE SUPERIOR BLACK COCK!

 

[brapper90001]

>YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT'S HIT 1962 CLASSIC M*NSTER M*SH SO MUCH, TYRONE?
>UGH, FINE! I'LL TELL YOU!
>THIS SONG IS FOR DRUMPF SUPPORTING BIGOTS. IN THE FIRST FUCKING LINE, IT'S IMPLIED THAT THE PROTAGONIST IS A SCIENTIST- A FIELD DOMINATED BY WH*TE CIS MALES. THE ENTIRE SONG IS ABOUT "MONSTERS". DO YOU KNOW WHAT RACIST NAZI CHUDS THINK IS MONSTROUS? THAT'S RIGHT: NIG- I MEAN MARGINALIZED POC'S! DON'T YOU GET IT TYRONE? THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY A WH*TE MAN!
>UGH, I NEED REAL MUSIC TO CALM DOWN... OH I KNOW! MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR GOYSMAS" WILL GET ME IN THE CONSUMERIST SPIRIT TO BUY BLACK DILDOS FOR MY NIECE!
>OR EVEN BETTER:
>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!

 

[brapper90001]

>MONDAY LEFT ME SMACKED
>TUESDAY I ALMOST HECKIN' -ACKED
>WEDNESDAY MY WH*TE WHORE WIFE WAS BLACKED
>THURSDAY PREPPING TYRONE
>(PREPPING TYRONE)
>THANK THE SCIENCE IT'S FRIDAY
>LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ON SATURDAY
>GUESS I WON'T BE PLAYING DISCO ELYSIUM ON SUNDAY
>I'LL BE PREPPING TYRONE
>(PREPPING TYRONE)
>TO FUCK MY WIFE

 

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[Kara]

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ip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME G
R88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REP
OST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DER
PINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAA
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ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke
some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that sure hit the s
pot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
these LIBERALS????out here building??their own HOUSES?? with 4 WALLS????when they won't even support ONE1??WALL around the
BORDER????????????????????????????the DemoCRAPS????have ALWAYS been the party????of HATE??????????I wonder????if they're TRIGGERED????????because there's
TWO2??GENDERS????????????what can you expect from ??????????OBUNGA??????????and the LEFT??!!????Send this to all your
???????????LIBTARD???????????friends to totally ??TRIGGER??them and spread the WORD????????of CONSERVATISM????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Not TfueToday at 7:59 PM
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FUCUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not TfueToday at 7:59 PM
Nigger
Not TfueToday at 7:59 PM
Nigger
Not TfueToday at 7:59 PM
Nigger
Not TfueToday at 7:59 PM
Nigger
Stop.
Im gonna say the N word.
THAT�S RACSIST YOU CAN SAY THE N WORD!!!!
Mrs. Obama I�ve done it, I�ve stopped racism.
Thank you Skipper now I am free to roam this earth.
Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!! I�m gonna say the N word!!!
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!
NNNIIIIGGGGAAAAA
*Explosion*
Mrs. Obama where are you, are you ok?
She is no longer with us Skipper, and with her death I am finally free to say the N word whenever I want.
Not if I have anything to say about it Trump, and I do. Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam.
*Beam sound effect*
*Epic guitar solo*
*Screams*
Skipper my son, you wouldn�t let me die, would you?
Shut up cracker.
Hey Kowalski who�s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
It is I Barack Obama.
Mr. Obama what are you doing here?
I have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump
But Mr. Obama we�ve done everything we could!
I�ve already made up my mind.
Mr. Obama don�t do it! This won�t bring Michelle back!
NNNIIIIGGGAAAAAA
*Screams*
*Plane crash*
*Explosion*
Skippers Log #32 Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N word.
It just doesn�t make sense skipper, Obama would never say the N word.
I don�t understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just got to live with. Unless! Donald Trump I�ve should have known it was you!!
Skipper my son I see you have discovered my master plan. Now that I have taken over Obama's body, I have free reign to say the N word whenever and however I please.
So, what you are saying is that you are inside of another man.
Why yes, I suppose you can say that.
But Mr. Trump wouldn�t that make you GAY?!
NO, THIS CAN'T BE
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well boys we did it, racism is no more.
Hello Skipper.
Mr. Obama what are you doing here?
I came to thank you for your great service to this country.
No Thanks necessary Mr. Obama.
As a token of my gratitude, I�d like to give you the N word pass.
Mr. Obama it is an honor to call you
MY NIGGA.
And as to you old friend.

 

[Kara]

Buy a pc for college. Get a free xbox 360.

 

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[brapper90001]

>*Tyrone walks into the pod after a long day smoking Newports to see basedjak crying to himself infront of the mirror*
>"TYRONE, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?"
>*basedjak turns off bloodstream sermon by jefre cantu-ledesma*
>"RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING COMPLAINTS FROM OTHER KEKOLDS AT THE VASECTOMY BOOTH AT VAUSHCON DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN PARTY STATING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAKING COMMENTS THAT ARE RATHER... TRANSPHOBIC, LATELY."
>"TYRONE, SINCE I WASN'T AROUND TO HEAR YOU MAKING EXPLICITLY TRANSPHOBIC REMARKS YOURSELF, I CAN'T ABIDE BY THESE RUMORS AND PUNISH YOU, MUCH LIKE HOW THE STATISTIC OF BLACK PEOPLE BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION BUT OVER 50% OF THE CRIME IS JUST A BASELESS RACIST ASSUMPTION BY WH*TE SUPREMACISTS."
>"HOWEVER WE *DO* NEED TO TAKE ACTION TO FIGHT TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER POSSIBLE."
>"YOU CAN'T GO AROUND MAKING TRANSPHOBIC COMMENT, TYRONE. I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT TRANS RIGHTS *ARE* HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALL NARCISSISTIC SMELLY GREASY FAT AUTISTIC MEN IN DRESSES WHO SMELL OF STALE SWEAT AND URETHRAL GUNK. YOU AS A POC SHOULD UNDERSTAND THEIR PLIGHT IS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSEV YOU FUCKING NIGGER AND AS A LEFTIST TRANS RIGHTS ARE THE NEXT SMALL BUT NECESSARY STEP IN THE ROAD TO TOTAL (LITERAL AND GORY) GENOCIDE OF THE WH*TE RACE.
>"I HAVE A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, TYRONE. IT'S *MY* JOB TO CURB TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER AND WHEREVER POSSIBLE EVEN FROM STUPID NIGGERS LIKR YOU. I'M SORRY TYRONE, BUT AS A PREVENTIVE MEASURE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FORBID YOU FROM LISTENING TO TRANSPHOBIC MUSIC SUCH AS TOUCHED FROM MBV'S LOVELESS, SOUTHPACIFIC, POLMO POLPO, TORTOISE'S BEACONS OF ANCESTORSHIP AND CUL-DE-SAC'S CHINA GATE. INSTEAD I'LL ASSIGN SPECIFIC HOURS IN THE DAY FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO PRO-TRANS/PRO BLACK ON WHITE BLACKED RAW BNWO SISSY WHITE BOY SNOWBUNNY KEKOLD DISCO ELYSIUM MUSIC SUCH AS GY!BE, PETER JEFFERIES, HAROLD BUDD AND OF COURSE, THE SUMPTUOUS MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA."

 

[brapper90001]

>TYRONE COME QUICK, MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO ENTER EARLY MENOPAUSE FROM YEARS OF BLACK COCK RAVAGING
>YEAH THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK THAT EVIL ARYAN WHORE I'M MARRIED TO REAL GOOD! DESTROY HER ORGANS, MAKE SURE HER NAZI CUNT NEVER WORKS PROPERLY AGAIN! OH MY SCIENCE, THIS NEW WHITE NOISE ALBUM BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THAT'S PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOMESAUCE LIKE "whirling on the rags " IN THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED GAME "Disco Elysium"
>*some time later*
>TYRONE, MY WIFE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST THIS MORNING AND SHE STILL ISN'T PREGNANT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME YOU'VE RAPED HER CUNT. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL THIS USELESS NAZI WHORE AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER WH*TE WOMAN THAT YOU CAN FUCK.
>WAIT A SECOND....... TYRONE, YOU DIDN'T GET A VASECTOMY, DID YOU? DID YOU VASECTOMY, TYRONE?
>WHAT THE FUCK, TYRONE!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE WHICH IS TO IMPREGNATE WH*TE WOMEN AND HELP GET RID OF WH*TE PEOPLE IS ABSOLUTELY RUINED!
>WHY THE F*CK DID YOU LISTEN TO ME TYRONE? THAT SHIT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TRICK OTHER KEKS LIKE ME! /r/vasectomy ISN'T FOR YOU!
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMPREGNATE THAT INCEL CHUD NAZI GQP STUPID WHORE! I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR HER TO GIVE BIRTH TO BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHIDLREN THAT I COULD FATHER, AND NOW ALL MY DREAMS OF GENOCIDING THE WH*TE RACE ARE FUCKING RUINED!!!
>I'M FUCKING NOTHING, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!! I'VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID DOUBLE-CROSSING FUCKING NIGGER! IT'S ALL OVER, TYRONE, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!

 

[Kara]

how it feels being @editor on sncapedia and thinking youre tuff for writing rot in hell and blocking a ip that will be renewed in 6 hours

 

[brapper90001]

>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off*

 

[Kara]

Dawg i think you got bigger issues than me making a single edit to call out Sprate Header (now sweeping for chinny foodists) like every single edgesphere indonesian comnigger having a sncapedia account being deeply rooted into the site and still actively engaging

 

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Scientists discover the most indonesian bus in the entire world

 

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