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[Kan]

I would not have sex with Krystal, both her Dinosaur Planet form and her StarFox Adventures form.

 

[Gore San]

Enjoy the ignore list

 

[Gore San]

You guys are basically forcing me to become a Lidl simp. Maybe I should just embrace it. She has become a lot more tolerable lately since she doesn't sperg about genderwar stuff nearly as much. She sounds cute and not fat also.

 

[Gore San]

I am assuming when you mean going knuckle deep in people you mean removing a fecal impaction. Nursing Assistants don't remove fecal impactions as this is beyond the scope of their practice.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.

 

[Gore San]

I nominate this one.

You could fly me out to the island and I'd spend my whole time ignoring the kids and trying to bang Ghislaine

Absolutely gigantic tits.

 

[Faux90sKid]

I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.

I think you deserve a placement on the poster board.

@Onion Null Let's Put One of This Fine Gentleman's Quotes on The Random txts.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I think you deserve a placement on the poster board.

@Onion Null Let's Put One of This Fine Gentleman's Quotes on The Random txts.

Ok

 

[Gore San]

im not a fuckpuppet im classy and elegant

 

[Gore San]

I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE

STOP GASLIGHTING ME

my dad is literally dead this is impossible

just because i realized that my meds were blocking me from reaching my full psychological potential as a being of time doesnt mean im hallucinating

theyre not crazy pills they are psychological cockblockers

5'3 is NOT SHORT

 

[Kan]

Retarded white crackers get caught by CIA niggas when they try to post on TikTok wat?

(Yes, it’s a title. Yes, it counts.)

 

[Gore San]

Careful when putting living things in anuses, it may leave bite and scratch markers, can even venture inside the organs and mess them up, just saying.

 

[Gore San]

Alex, I'm sorry but you're still a schizo pedophile and can't be trusted around children.

You need to kill yourself.

I tried but I didn't know how to write a note.

 

[Gore San]

I just know if you hold a creature in your pants with no way out, eventually it finds a way inside your anus.

 

[Gore San]

Depends, one major factor setting me off of it is if disabled and a pain in the ass to control and maintain.

This user faps to drawings of underage nuggets he badly draws himself to put into context how bad this looks. The thread was "do you want to have kids" by the way. I should not be laughing this hard god damn it.

 

[Bear Hammer]

This user faps to drawings of underage nuggets he badly draws himself to put into context how bad this looks. The thread was "do you want to have kids" by the way. I should not be laughing this hard god damn it.

I don't know why Alex is acting all friendly towards us even though we all literally think he's schizophrenic pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around kids.

 

[Gore San]

I don't know why Alex is acting all friendly towards us even though we all literally think he's schizophrenic pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around kids.

He might not realize my laugh reaction is laughing at him.

 

[Gore San]

Also @VAIDS Victim whenever you get back on take a look at these new hilarious quotes. I think you'll have a good laugh.

 

[Bear Hammer]

"You're promoting Fascist acts, Gay Sex is a Fascist Act" - Mylo Carson

 

[Gore San]

Thread was autistic things you do.

Wanting to be an armless anime neko.