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[Kan]

I would not have sex with Krystal, both her Dinosaur Planet form and her StarFox Adventures form.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Enjoy the ignore list

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You guys are basically forcing me to become a Lidl simp. Maybe I should just embrace it. She has become a lot more tolerable lately since she doesn't sperg about genderwar stuff nearly as much. She sounds cute and not fat also.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I am assuming when you mean going knuckle deep in people you mean removing a fecal impaction. Nursing Assistants don't remove fecal impactions as this is beyond the scope of their practice.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I nominate this one.

You could fly me out to the island and I'd spend my whole time ignoring the kids and trying to bang Ghislaine

Absolutely gigantic tits.

 

[Kenopsia]

I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.

I think you deserve a placement on the poster board.

@Onion Null Let's Put One of This Fine Gentleman's Quotes on The Random txts.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I think you deserve a placement on the poster board.

@Onion Null Let's Put One of This Fine Gentleman's Quotes on The Random txts.

Ok

 

[Crimson Fucker]

im not a fuckpuppet im classy and elegant

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE

STOP GASLIGHTING ME

my dad is literally dead this is impossible

just because i realized that my meds were blocking me from reaching my full psychological potential as a being of time doesnt mean im hallucinating

theyre not crazy pills they are psychological cockblockers

5'3 is NOT SHORT