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Gossip and drama in Gargamel's splinter forum
It's OBVIOUSLY a fat fuck troll. The writing is more male centric (starting out posts with "hey man" or "bro" which is something that men do, not women) the post themselves lack the unnecessary $5 words that she picks out of a thesaurus, and are missing the signature prose that she actually likes to write with.

No I was right about human cig and I'm right about this one. This is obviously Daniel or Kiwifails or some other fucking goof suit taking you all for a ride.

But nobody listen to the FUCKING LITERAL CARNY ON THIS ONE about you guys getting scammed. Just keep pretending like she's the real deal.
I'll treat it like Ashley regardless, even if it's just to humor the skin walker. It would be funny if we found out she died from a diabetes stroke when posting here in a pig rage a few years ago.
 
I'll treat it like Ashley regardless, even if it's just to humor the skin walker. It would be funny if we found out she died from a diabetes stroke when posting here in a pig rage a few years ago.

No I do think that she still posts here, she has conflict addiction and she literally cannot keep herself off the internet. I just think that people have jumped on the bandwagon of making accounts pretending to be her, and it's as obvious as a skinhead at a BLM rally.

She has a very distinct writing style. She uses a lot of flowery unnecessarily big words because she's insecure about her intelligence, and she also writes in a very long-winded prose like fashion because she wants to seem more worldly and cosmopolitan than she really is.

What the doppelgangers don't understand about a real Ashley post is you are looking for intellectual insecurity hidden behind unfettered narcissism and combativeness.

Lately the Ashley posts I've seen have been faker than a ฿650 Thai hooker's orgasms. They are riddled with inconsistency, and if you've noticed the person posting gets rattled and loses their temper quickly, something (to her credit) Ashley rarely does.

I can't believe I'm saying this because I hate giving her a compliment, but she really is a good writer when she applies herself. That's how you can spot imposters. If she spent 25% of her time actually writing something that she uses to argue with the fucking internetz, I would unironically buy it. I guarantee you she could come up with something good if she had the story in her mind.

I don't like her, I don't respect her, I think she is annoying, but I will not take that away from her. She is quite good at crafting wordplay and using her vocabulary to conjure up some decent insults. I don't see it as much of a stretch that she would actually be a decent writer.

And to the REAL @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski if you really do have a self-published book out, DM me a link. I will buy it and I will read it and I will leave a fair review.
 
No I do think that she still posts here, she has conflict addiction and she literally cannot keep herself off the internet. I just think that people have jumped on the bandwagon of making accounts pretending to be her, and it's as obvious as a skinhead at a BLM rally.

She has a very distinct writing style. She uses a lot of flowery unnecessarily big words because she's insecure about her intelligence, and she also writes in a very long-winded prose like fashion because she wants to seem more worldly and cosmopolitan than she really is.

What the doppelgangers don't understand about a real Ashley post is you are looking for intellectual insecurity hidden behind unfettered narcissism and combativeness.

Lately the Ashley posts I've seen have been faker than a ฿650 Thai hooker's orgasms. They are riddled with inconsistency, and if you've noticed the person posting gets rattled and loses their temper quickly, something (to her credit) Ashley rarely does.

I can't believe I'm saying this because I hate giving her a compliment, but she really is a good writer when she applies herself. That's how you can spot imposters. If she spent 25% of her time actually writing something that she uses to argue with the fucking internetz, I would unironically buy it. I guarantee you she could come up with something good if she had the story in her mind.

I don't like her, I don't respect her, I think she is annoying, but I will not take that away from her. She is quite good at crafting wordplay and using her vocabulary to conjure up some decent insults. I don't see it as much of a stretch that she would actually be a decent writer.

And to the REAL @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski if you really do have a self-published book out, DM me a link. I will buy it and I will read it and I will leave a fair review.
I figured she wasn't dead too, but I still think it would be really funny to find out we were talking to a ghost wearing her skin suit this whole time and she had an obituary page in her local newspaper. I guess I'm being a little optimistic. Since the world would be better off without her and most of these posts from her seem too good to be true.
 
Reason: Regardless it is still funny to go along with the bit. Just in case her brain really did break or something. If not to just humor the effort.
I figured she wasn't dead too, but I still think it would be really funny to find out we were talking to a ghost wearing her skin suit this whole time and she had an obituary page in her local newspaper. I guess I'm being a little optimistic. Since the world would be better off without her and most of these posts from her seem too good to be true.

It's the same situation as that Patrick Tomlinson guy that the Opie and Anthony forum have been sending to weinerville and dragging through court for the past 5 years. It doesn't feel like a real person, it feels like some kind of elaborate Andy Kaufman style troll because I swear to God if you've ever heard Patrick Tomlinson talk, it's not the way that an actual human being talks.

That motherfucker talks like an alien that broke out of a lab yesterday and just learned how to be sarcastic. Someone who isn't me harass that dude with text messages for years and can confirm that he really does talk like that, which is the only reason that I believe that people like that exist online.

But that being said... What are the chances of finding two people like that and such a small circle of people? Like you said I don't believe this actually person is real. @Onion Null takes it at face value because he has heard a woman's voice from an IP address in Tennessee, but I don't think it's ever occurred to him that he could literally be dealing with a guy and girl who used to bully Ashley in high school, and the real Ashley has never interacted with us.

I mean think about it you would have the same IP address because you live in the same neighborhood as her because you went to school together, and anytime you need a female voice you just have your girlfriend pretend to be her. To me that seems far more likely that someone is trolling her than her acting like a combative dip shit for a decade.
 
It's actually Josh Conner Moon who gender swapped his face with ai and used a voice filter so it was lidl drip all along.
 
It's the same situation as that Patrick Tomlinson guy that the Opie and Anthony forum have been sending to weinerville and dragging through court for the past 5 years. It doesn't feel like a real person, it feels like some kind of elaborate Andy Kaufman style troll because I swear to God if you've ever heard Patrick Tomlinson talk, it's not the way that an actual human being talks.

That motherfucker talks like an alien that broke out of a lab yesterday and just learned how to be sarcastic. Someone who isn't me harass that dude with text messages for years and can confirm that he really does talk like that, which is the only reason that I believe that people like that exist online.

But that being said... What are the chances of finding two people like that and such a small circle of people? Like you said I don't believe this actually person is real. @Onion Null takes it at face value because he has heard a woman's voice from an IP address in Tennessee, but I don't think it's ever occurred to him that he could literally be dealing with a guy and girl who used to bully Ashley in high school, and the real Ashley has never interacted with us.

I mean think about it you would have the same IP address because you live in the same neighborhood as her because you went to school together, and anytime you need a female voice you just have your girlfriend pretend to be her. To me that seems far more likely that someone is trolling her than her acting like a combative dip shit for a decade.
I mean we have people like Tommy Tooter, Bob Chipman, and like you said, Patrick Tomlinson who all exist. Maybe the universe thought Gender Equality should be put into practice.
 
It's the same situation as that Patrick Tomlinson guy that the Opie and Anthony forum have been sending to weinerville and dragging through court for the past 5 years. It doesn't feel like a real person, it feels like some kind of elaborate Andy Kaufman style troll because I swear to God if you've ever heard Patrick Tomlinson talk, it's not the way that an actual human being talks.

That motherfucker talks like an alien that broke out of a lab yesterday and just learned how to be sarcastic. Someone who isn't me harass that dude with text messages for years and can confirm that he really does talk like that, which is the only reason that I believe that people like that exist online.

But that being said... What are the chances of finding two people like that and such a small circle of people? Like you said I don't believe this actually person is real. @Onion Null takes it at face value because he has heard a woman's voice from an IP address in Tennessee, but I don't think it's ever occurred to him that he could literally be dealing with a guy and girl who used to bully Ashley in high school, and the real Ashley has never interacted with us.

I mean think about it you would have the same IP address because you live in the same neighborhood as her because you went to school together, and anytime you need a female voice you just have your girlfriend pretend to be her. To me that seems far more likely that someone is trolling her than her acting like a combative dip shit for a decade.
And second off, this isn't true because she used to live in Signal Mountain before she was doxxed again at her 408 Blanche Hixson Street address. So unless this person is following her around to two different houses, then It'd be weird.
 
And second off, this isn't true because she used to live in Signal Mountain before she was doxxed again at her 408 Blanche Hixson Street address. So unless this person is following her around to two different houses, then It'd be weird.

Okay I was not made aware that there were two separate reveals of the address, that's significantly changes the game.

Now I'm on the fence about how much of it is actually her. Honestly I feel like a lot of recent "socks" of hers have been people trolling and trying to get their funny Ashley quotes merged onto her account.

If I had to give my honest opinion I would say it's 60/40.
 
Okay I was not made aware that there were two separate reveals of the address, that's significantly changes the game.

Now I'm on the fence about how much of it is actually her. Honestly I feel like a lot of recent "socks" of hers have been people trolling and trying to get their funny Ashley quotes merged onto her account.

If I had to give my honest opinion I would say it's 60/40.
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I think this is her current house, I forgot her Signal Mountain address though. It was like 1476 Signal Mountain, Tn or something.
 
It isn't so nice anymore after my weekly cross burnings I have been doing on her yard for the past 2 years.
 
It isn't so nice anymore after my weekly cross burnings I have been doing on her yard for the past 2 years.

I like to imagine that it looks like a minefield in her front lawn because instead of burning the cross in one place every week, you spitefully do it in different locations to fuck up the lawn.
 
Can someone expain me why that critical fatroll mass thought it'd be a great idea to sock on kiwi? I know Joshie need numbers but come on now, Tardshley!

You ain't doin' dat shayte rite dawg!!!
 
I was too sober to check earlier I'll check now.
 
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