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Well see Jack that's the kind of good stuff that Ken's well adjusted RN supervisor needs to hear about. Thanks for sounding off on this lovely Juneteenth. Glad you've also abandoned the bizarre story about being married, oorah soldier.

Juneteenth isn't a real holiday. It's just something that niggers and fat white guilt women like yourself made up.
 
Oh please name them all for me, 40 year old MPC alumni. I know you can't quit me.

Brian is gone. But I'm sure he will turn up some day soon because there's no way a guy with that personality won't abuse his wife when she gets old and sick. You remember, between looking up obituaries in my family he talked about her like she was a dog. In fact he thought all women are like dogs.

Kiwi farms is a sped blacklisted forum led by a pedo who loves putting on dresses and thinking about being a little boy. That almost got banned internationally.

And there's here, Kennypig's group home.

Who else?
She's calling current users other users from her past again.
My absolute favorite thing that happens when trolling someone is when I piss someone off and they go "you're THIS USER, I just know it for a fact!" instead of thinking the most obvious answer is the real one, I am an oppositionist troll that can detect blood in the water to initiate a pecking party. Simple as. There are a lot of ways I handle them depending on the amount of lulz I can achieve. It's best to get the one I'm accused of being to join the site if possible. If not I get people to go after their social media and get them involved that way by pretending it's me. I roll with it for lulz because if anyone goes after me it will be the people they thought I was and not me. Works every time. At least for me.
This still stands
 
Actually I openly brag and celebrate the fact that I killed Muslims when I was younger. I'm proud of it and I am exercising my first amendment that I was over in the desert for two tours fighting for, and if some nigger doesn't like it they can keep scrolling and not interact with me.
BASED
 
Ashley I am going to come to your location, and I'm going to take my assault rifle, and I am going to empty a 30 round magazine directly into your face and body. I am going to keep doing this until I turn your entire head from the neck up into a pink mist.

I'm going to do this in call of duty, so I'm going to need your Xbox gamertag so that I can completely kill you at the game.

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Juneteenth isn't a real holiday. It's just something that niggers and fat white guilt women like yourself made up.


I can't describe how happy it makes me that I gave you panic attacks. When's the new podcast dropping, methmouth? Oh right you alienated all your co-hosts and creeped on one of their e-girlfriends. Trying to cheat on your "wife", curious. :unsure:
 
The way he mag dumps into those piles of bodies makes me miss being in the army. Because you never know who's underneath all those corpses, begging to allah that they are going to be spared. You always have to fire a couple of extra rounds into the pile, just to make sure they know that their last moments on this Earth are spent KNOWING that their prayers to their pedophile prophet fell on deaf ears 😊
Not to mention a common tactic is to pull the pin off a grenade so if you turn them over they blow you up with them, as Muslims do. If they wanted to live they should have surrendered.
 
I can't describe how happy it makes me that I gave you panic attacks. When's the new podcast dropping, methmouth? Oh right you alienated all your co-hosts and creeped on one of their e-girlfriends. Trying to cheat on your "wife", curious. :unsure:
Didn't happen. Like your gang talking delusions. You're the stalker.
 

Hey @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski you know someone who isn't me used to know this girl when we were over there. Apparently it's extremely important that Muslims have this weird bath before they're buried (it's called a gushel or some shit) and they have to have it before they're buried or they are unclean. Plus they have to face Mecca.

ANYWAY, I had my family send me a huge box of sandwich bags, and every time a woman on our unit would start to menstruate, they would save their old tampons (but it was usually pads because tampons were hard to come by) and we would wait until after a firefight.

So what we would do is we would open up the sandwich bags and stuff the rotten used menstrual blood tampons into the mouths of our enemies, and then we would bury them in a shallow grave pointing away from Mecca.

I'm not sure if by doing that I sent them to hell for all eternity, but I definitely know that we never got caught because the ones that were found.... Their families were ashamed to ever report it to the brass in em city 😂
 
I can't describe how happy it makes me that I gave you panic attacks. When's the new podcast dropping, methmouth? Oh right you alienated all your co-hosts and creeped on one of their e-girlfriends. Trying to cheat on your "wife", curious. :unsure:

You have literally never given me a panic attack, don't flatter yourself.

Or should I say don't FATTER yourself 😂
 
Hey @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski you know someone who isn't me used to know this girl when we were over there. Apparently it's extremely important that Muslims have this weird bath before they're buried (it's called a gushel or some shit) and they have to have it before they're buried or they are unclean. Plus they have to face Mecca.

ANYWAY, I had my family send me a huge box of sandwich bags, and every time a woman on our unit would start to menstruate, they would save their old tampons (but it was usually pads because tampons were hard to come by) and we would wait until after a firefight.

So what we would do is we would open up the sandwich bags and stuff the rotten used menstrual blood tampons into the mouths of our enemies, and then we would bury them in a shallow grave pointing away from Mecca.

I'm not sure if by doing that I sent them to hell for all eternity, but I definitely know that we never got caught because the ones that were found.... Their families were ashamed to ever report it to the brass in em city 😂
Unfathomably based.

If something like that sends them to hell their religion was shit to begin with. But they were probably already going to hell for being Muslim and choosing the wrong religion anyway.

Ashley should get herself a traditional Muslim man.
 
Reason: Idk why hell turned into help
Unfathomably based.

If something like that sends them to hell their religion was shit to begin with. But they were probably already going to help for being Muslim and choosing the wrong religion anyway.

Ashley should get herself a traditional Muslim man.

The women were the worst back when I was over there because it was literally the beginning of having women in the army. You have no idea how many times we were burying somebody and a female private would be like "hold my hand" so that she could squat over the grave and take a shit on the face of the enemy combatant before buried him.

Don't get it twisted man (someone who isn't me) should have went to Leavenworth for the war crimes they committed.
 
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