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Gossip and drama in Gargamel's splinter forum
Ashley is gathering evidence that Onionfarms is a "right-wing terrorism website". Jack says the n-word and a put down reference about Muslims by someone: Psst it's called forum banter. Objectionable language yes (Freedom of Speech).
Ashley the stalking victim with over 1500 messages:

https://www.onionfarms.net/index.php?r=content/perma&id=285

Ashley profile.jpg
 
Transcript:

Ashley: By the way, STEWPID, all the links yer trying to upload R deaaad. They don't go anywhereee. One of the white nationalist freaks (bungles pronouncing 'in the') fucking thread tried telling you about it and yer too stewpid to read anythanggg. (awkwardly long pause) A fucking CHIMPANZEE could do yer job (cracking up at her own 12-year-old-maturity-level joke) and it probably wouldn't MOLEST as many autistic kids as yew do (rape fetish occurence I've lost count this month but at least #5). All of yer fucking coworkers think yer (forgets 'a') creep. (Another really awkward long pause before the msg ends)
Transcript-

Ashley: Here's yer apology, KEN. An eighteen year old girl is never going to fuck yewww. Every single poster on yer is (bungles pronouncing the word 'an') white nationalist nazi who constantly says racist shit, yer insane and should be CHEMICULLY CASTRATED and put into a group home. Go FUKK yerself with yer APOLOGY.

Ken and Ashley convo transcript-

Ken: hallo?

Ash: Serious question, Ken, did your wife leave you cuz yer abusive to her-

Ken: ABLBLBLBLOAUGH Crazy.

Ash: (impotent sputtering, Karen-like raging)

Ken: I'm crazy!

Ash: (continued spluttering)

Ken: I'm crazy! ABLBLBLBLOOBLBLBLb. I'm crazy.

Ash: -all this shit about you, you fuck-

Ken: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLngngNEMNMNmngluh, I'm crazyyy.

Ash: -freak-

Ken: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL

Ash: -fucking sitting in your basement, with your fucking pants filled with shit (valley girl accent)

Ken: ELELELELELEL

Ash: -you got maybe 5 fucking years to live, and you're doing this-

Ken: (FART NOISE)

Ash: (autism accent) oh God damn it, you're sooo fucking creepyyy. Eughhh. Ugh-

Ken: (FART NOISE)

Ash: -fat and ugly.

Ken: ELELELELELELELEoouuuuuu BAAAaauuh.

Ash: This is so awesome, man--

Ken: (you get the gist by now)

Ash: you're literally in charge of (patients? Acacias?)

(Hang up noise)

(Ken giggling)
 
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