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Sure thing bro. I'm going to go fix dinner for me and my husband, enjoy beating your tiny meat to Anne Hathaway and hitting da pipe :optimistic:

Look at my profile picture, when I want to jerk it I spend the equivalent of 10 American dollars telling South American prostitutes what to do on camera.

Because it's funny to me to make third world whores degrade themselves on camera while I jack it.

And I'm either a drunk or a meth head. If you're going to push a narrative Ashley, remember that you have to stick to one thing in each category. This isn't a Chinese menu where you just get to pick as many as you want a la carte.

And I would say that's right hoe, getcher ass in the kitchen and fix dinner WHERE YOU BELONG, but you me and the rest of this website know that "fixing dinner" is code for "calling doordash because I'm an unhealthy fat slob"
 
Look at my profile picture, when I want to jerk it I spend the equivalent of 10 American dollars telling South American prostitutes what to do on camera.

Because it's funny to me to make third world whores degrade themselves on camera while I jack it.

And I'm either a drunk or a meth head. If you're going to push a narrative Ashley, remember that you have to stick to one thing in each category. This isn't a Chinese menu where you just get to pick as many as you want a la carte.

And I would say that's right hoe, getcher ass in the kitchen and fix dinner WHERE YOU BELONG, but you me and the rest of this website know that "fixing dinner" is code for "calling doordash because I'm an unhealthy fat slob"
So fucking embarrassing lmao
 
Ashley 4: The final set. She was pissed off so she tried calling 10 minutes ago.

Ashley 4 Final Set1.jpg
 
Look at my profile picture, when I want to jerk it I spend the equivalent of 10 American dollars telling South American prostitutes what to do on camera.

Because it's funny to me to make third world whores degrade themselves on camera while I jack it.

And I'm either a drunk or a meth head. If you're going to push a narrative Ashley, remember that you have to stick to one thing in each category. This isn't a Chinese menu where you just get to pick as many as you want a la carte.

And I would say that's right hoe, getcher ass in the kitchen and fix dinner WHERE YOU BELONG, but you me and the rest of this website know that "fixing dinner" is code for "calling doordash because I'm an unhealthy fat slob"
This guy's life is AMAZING
 
This guy's life is AMAZING

I guarantee you my romantic life, my work life, my private life and my actual online life is way better than yours.

I'm getting a disapproving look right now and a "are you guys picking on that fat girl again?" while we're watching wrestling.

Ashley, this is just a GOOF for me. Helping make you miserable just helps me unwind after I get home. This is your entire existence. It's 9:30 Ken's time. You started power calling him at 6:30 this morning his time. You are still whining on the internet now.

YOU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH THE INTERNET FOR 15 HOURS TODAY SO FAR 😂
 
And no period at the end of this sentence.

She's jealous of my amazing life. Admittance is the first step on the road to recovery.

yes, that was my icon, good job Ashley

try not to call Ken while you're cooking dinner, wouldn't want you to burn your nuggets because you were rage dialing so hard you forgot about em

Do you think if her boyfriend (she's not married) is actually still with her, he makes her buy the dinosaur shapes chicken nuggets? 🤔
 
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