Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Nothing cooler than stalking women with a group of terminally online racists who constantly, passionately express how they think your race is inferior

I remember when the roe v wade decision came down there were guys in the kf political forum who were mad not because they're pro-choice but because they think abortion was keeping the black population 'in check'.

 

[Nektar Geist]

not because they're pro-choice but because they think abortion was keeping the black population 'in check'.

Eugenics. Product of the left, that is.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

who

What is Josh's family emergency

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Honestly I'm glad at 40 that I could witness something this profoundly stupid, one of the best indications this is not a real country but whatever it is is terminally failing and all that needs to happen is someone pulling back the veil.

 

[fnaarf]

What is Josh's family emergency

how am I supposed to know lol I haven't been on the website since cloudflare kicked him off

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Josh's mom needs a bong hit transplant

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out. So watching this incels life unravel in slow excruciating real time is gonna be a banger. The fact he will never have one moment of guilt or basic introspection makes it sweeter.

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out. So watching this incels life unravel in slow excruciating real time is gonna be a banger. The fact he will never have one moment of guilt or basic introspection makes it sweeter.

I knew you liked the cat gore pictures, you sick fuck!

 

[Nektar Geist]

The fact he will never have one moment of guilt or basic introspection makes it sweeter.

Why?

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Because he's incapable of learning or changing from any of this even as the money dries up, his supporters leave and even his dwindling family abandons him, and is doomed to make the same mistakes until he dies or goes to prison.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

I knew you liked the cat gore pictures, you sick fuck!

Kill yourself

 

[fnaarf]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out.

thanks for telling us unprompted that we literally live in your head rent free that's hilarious. top tier Ashley confessions right next to "I got fat because I depression drank a lot"

 

[Nektar Geist]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out

Dreams are a funny thing. You a Jungian? Some might interpret that dream as a fantasy dream, you say it's a "nightmare", but in fact it's the guilt of you secretly wishing your husband (who let's face it, if married to you, isn't Mr Wonderful, is he?) I mention this, because it has bearing.

Because he's incapable of learning or changing from any of this even as the money dries up

Does he have to? The fact is, Kiwi Farms, even in dark mode, could provide a living income for joshy, plenty o' nonces out there who pay to use KF.

dwindling family abandons him

One of the reasons he's drifting in foreign lands is because he doesn't live with his mum. Consider that.

doomed to make the same mistakes until he dies or goes to prison.

Dead for clink, methinks. From too much soda and fapping.

Kill yourself

That's Kiwi talk. For someone who professes to hate joshy, you sure are like him.

Anyway, none of this explains why it would be sweeter.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

thanks for telling us unprompted that we literally live in your head rent free that's hilarious. top tier Ashley confessions right next to "I got fat because I depression drank a lot"

You're an ugly loser who nearly drove her boyfriend to suicide, nobody will ever get close to you emotionally lol

I watched Nope with my husband last night after we ate indian food and I rubbed his back and we went to sleep. It's nice having rewards for exhibiting basic respect and empathy towards other people, like having a life partner you trust and love for multiple decades.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Not worth reiterating really since you don't have the incel hivemind to report to but the fat from beer thing happened because I was working a warehouse job and my back and hip pain was becoming so intense I couldn't relax or sleep. Eat shit just like Josh is eating shit you reptilian nobody.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Also I do miss my mom, somewhat. Your animal instinct to zero in on that in particular was sort of on the money. So congratulations on getting a single thing right in life, failure.

 

[fnaarf]

nearly drove her boyfriend to suicide

oh, the poor boy, going without my attention bc my mom was sick and in the hospital, truly I am the most abusive person to ever exist. lol

Not worth reiterating really since you don't have the incel hivemind to report to but the fat from beer thing happened because I was working a warehouse job and my back and hip pain was becoming so intense I couldn't relax or sleep.

i know. still a self-own though. we didn't need to know that but I'm sure glad we did (also kind of sad you couldn't manage to get opiates at the height of the pill mill epidemic, good job)

Also I do miss my mom, somewhat. Your animal instinct to zero in on that in particular was sort of on the money. So congratulations on getting a single thing right in life, failure.

why do you keep giving me these self owns. I didn't even want this one

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

This chick can simply not stop winning, she's "scared to date" again because she drove her last boyfriend to a psychotic breakdown, her "community" of racist and transphobic shitbags she desperately wanted to fit in with went offline due to trying to organize a murder, she wanted to fuck @Karl, a racist furry incel who's almost senior citizen age and who once posted dog porn at me, she works at Goodwill. Her family hates her so much she wound up in a homeless shelter. To top it all off, her fixation on me never amounted to even irl stalking like some of the other targets.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

I just can't stop posting the self-owns, like how I have people who love me while you're stuck trying to impress bigots online.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Cloudflare dropped KF and Josh's rinky dink Russian DDoS backup dropped him within a day's time. It's over and his life is over, if you had more than two brain cells to rub together you'd view this as a lesson.

And transwomen did it all, another reason they deserve more respect and are more woman than you'll ever be, chud.