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token male friend of the protagonist whom the protagonist sacrifices at the first whiff of pussy
I would sell that obsessed polack out for free
 
lidl is berating Dylan Mulligatawny for LARPing as a women... that's right...
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lidl, being a solipsist, doesn't know about the years of VALLEY GIRL (fer sure fer sure) culture. Or how the VGs are influenced by... Drag Queens... lidl should watch Teaserama.
 
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lidl points out the brooms lack of dating prospects...
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TBF, PEW research is just a 501, and what's more, I had a look at the site... the font on lidl's graph, isn't the same as PEWs font on their graphs, as far as I can see. Citation: Faked cap from tik tok. ANd tick tock goes the troon clock, lidl.
 
lidl points out the brooms lack of dating prospects...
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TBF, PEW research is just a 501, and what's more, I had a look at the site... the font on lidl's graph, isn't the same as PEWs font on their graphs, as far as I can see. Citation: Faked cap from tik tok. ANd tick tock goes the troon clock, lidl.
Broke Dick's failed sex quest explained in one easy to digest image.
 
From the Man (self) Hate (shhh, don't tell anyone...) thread...
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lidl is het up about AR being a Tom "Boy"... does lidl have a picture of (((someone's))) Mom in (((their))) mind, when thinking of AR. lidl spazzes out at ARs Ol' Fig status. What can we make from that?
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TBF, AR let's (((themselves))) down here. If you are still playing with Dinosaurs at aged 14, you are a retarded male. Not an female. All boys like Dinosaurs, but by age 11, you put that shit away. And wait until you are 18 and stoned watching Destroy All Monsters!
 
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From the Man (self) Hate (shhh, don't tell anyone...) thread...
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lidl is het up about being a Tom "Boy"... does lidl have a picture of (((someone's))) Mom in (((their))) mind, when thinking of AR. lidl spazzes out at ARs Ol' Fig status. What can we make from that?
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TBF, AR let's (((themselves))) down here. If you are still playing with Dinosaurs at aged 14, you are a retarded male. Not an female. All boys like Dinosaurs, but by age 11, you put that shit away. And wait until you are 18 and stoned watching Destroy All Monsters!
Maybe I am reading too much into this, but from these posts it seems like AR backs down from Nudl, she's probably intimidated, Nudl holds a lot of sway on the farms. It's so sad to see a vivacious young tomboy silenced by toxic male aggression.
 
but from these posts it seems like AR backs down from Nudl,
The "for 13 years" seemed a lil "Know your place wymbym", maybe lidl can give AR an Scarlet Triangle, or a Scold's Bridle Badge.
It's so sad to see a vivacious young tomboy silenced by toxic male aggression.
The Troondumb menace strikes again.
liking dinosaurs and feeling strongly on abortion of all things.
The funny thing is, it just reinforces the idea that neither are ACTUAL WOMEN. 99% of women like binty things like Soap Operas, things that smell of fruity soaps, and not attracting the attention of groyper scrotes.
 
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The "for 13 years" seemed a lil "Know your place wymbym", maybe lidl can give AR an Scarlet Triangle, or a Scold's Bridle Badge.

The Troondumb menace strikes again.

The funny thing is, it just reinforces the idea that neither are ACTUAL WOMEN. 99% of women like binty things like Soap Operas, things that smell of fruity soaps, and not attracting the attention of groyper scrotes.
I actually agree with Nuld generally, a grown woman calling herself a "tomboy" is absolutely pathetic and trying to intellectualise it is silly. Didn't Nuld start this thread as a safe space for leftover women? Why is he complaining about femcels being femcels in the femcel thread?
 
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Why is he complaining about femcels being femcels in the femcel thread?
joshy (and/or lidl, and people like Dyn) are thin-skinned, idiot trolls. Like a chocolate teapot, really. They want to troll (sock up and LARP), but are too dumb to know anything (in Dyn's case UK libel law, nice one Dyn, big reason Commie Farms gets shit? YOU faggot) to do it. The when they get called out, like... Dyn actually does have a conviction for child rape. lol, what you going to do, nonce? SUE ME? They get eggy.

The way joshy runs his hugbox? Same with all his other life choices.
 
"(((Their))) name is lidl...
(((They))) live on the second floor
(((They))) live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen (((them))) before"
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Is that what lidl's Dad did? Certainly wasn't joshy's did (well, not in the same home as joshy, maybe in the home with the half siblings the broom doesn't talk about, then again, they prolly don't talk about him). Sounds like lidl grew up in SIngle Mom Family.

"Normies" aka the tax payers that subsidize the LARP existence of lidl et al, are tired at the end of the day, actually doing work. Daddy has earnt that big bit of chicken... weeelll. Mine did. Maybe not lidls.
 
I actually agree with Nuld generally, a grown woman calling herself a "tomboy" is absolutely pathetic and trying to intellectualise it is silly. Didn't Nuld start this thread as a safe space for leftover women? Why is he complaining about femcels being femcels in the femcel thread?
I think it's the same as someone calling themselves an emo, or punk, when they're 20+
Yeah you can laugh at it but mf you're in a femcel/incel thread, get ready for symptoms of stunted growth.
 
I actually agree with Nuld generally, a grown woman calling herself a "tomboy" is absolutely pathetic and trying to intellectualise it is silly. Didn't Nuld start this thread as a safe space for leftover women? Why is he complaining about femcels being femcels in the femcel thread?
-I just think it's funny that lidl say: No woman would ever call herself a tomboy thats a disgusting pornographic term only used by moids.
-Well Im a woman and Im a tomboy!
-Shut up you stupid whore either you agree with me or you are just a stupid slut like all of those other women.
 
"(((Their))) name is lidl...
(((They))) live on the second floor
(((They))) live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen (((them))) before"
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Is that what lidl's Dad did? Certainly wasn't joshy's did (well, not in the same home as joshy, maybe in the home with the half siblings the broom doesn't talk about, then again, they prolly don't talk about him). Sounds like lidl grew up in SIngle Mom Family.

"Normies" aka the tax payers that subsidize the LARP existence of lidl et al, are tired at the end of the day, actually doing work. Daddy has earnt that big bit of chicken... weeelll. Mine did. Maybe not lidls.
Jidl Yenta speaking from personal experience again
 
"(((Their))) name is lidl...
(((They))) live on the second floor
(((They))) live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen (((them))) before"
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Is that what lidl's Dad did? Certainly wasn't joshy's did (well, not in the same home as joshy, maybe in the home with the half siblings the broom doesn't talk about, then again, they prolly don't talk about him). Sounds like lidl grew up in SIngle Mom Family.

"Normies" aka the tax payers that subsidize the LARP existence of lidl et al, are tired at the end of the day, actually doing work. Daddy has earnt that big bit of chicken... weeelll. Mine did. Maybe not lidls.
>Lidl thinks husbands regularly spend 2 hours gooning when the kids need attention

This retard has literally no real life experience with a functional, "normie" family at all.
 
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