Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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"Whining about his circumcision..."

btw, truwu wymbym, doesn't mention STs comment about making sure girls get circumcised themselves. Because he doesn't like labia.
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
lol, Nuld is a fat nerd
Nuddle Snip
Stickie Notes Battle Rages On...
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lidlaine there. Everyone is just jel? Yeah? Just weljel. Isn't it lucky for lidl, that just as the updootz stopped, and the negtrolls came out to play, that users reaction score is nix'd... Not lucky tho, because (((they))) are mentally ill.
 

Zephyr

Smoking that ____ pack
Remarkable Onion
Nuddle Snip
Stickie Notes Battle Rages On...
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lidlaine there. Everyone is just jel? Yeah? Just weljel. Isn't it lucky for lidl, that just as the updootz stopped, and the negtrolls came out to play, that users reaction score is nix'd... Not lucky tho, because (((they))) are mentally ill.
Yes Lidl. We're very jealous about how you simp over some fat ugly nigga on the internet. All the stories involve Null because all you do on the internet is dickride him all day long. Null is such a heartthrob, and has many redeeming qualities.
 

youthful_ shannel

Hellovan Onion
Nuddle Snip
Stickie Notes Battle Rages On...
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lidlaine there. Everyone is just jel? Yeah? Just weljel. Isn't it lucky for lidl, that just as the updootz stopped, and the negtrolls came out to play, that users reaction score is nix'd... Not lucky tho, because (((they))) are mentally ill.
Does Lidl just use Kiwifarms as a personal therapy group? You can never tell what thread he is posting in because he just seems to post the same shit regardless.
 

Hadrada

Baby Onion
I think lidnull drip is talking about mods signing off the text field which goes in the user notification for mod actions. This isn't the gotcha you're looking for.
Will admit im 100% wrong. I have never reported anyone on KF since I'm a heterosexual so I didn't know that you get some kind of notification when they have resolved your report all I have ever gotten are the ban massages where Josh spergs out. Ergo I tought something was fishy.
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But this is funny, "you can just ignore people you don't like, well except me I just report anyone who makes mean comments"
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Slaughter

FUCK YOU GO OFF YOURSELF YOU KNAVE GODDAMN FORUM FAIRIE
Local Moderator
Yes Lidl. We're very jealous about how you simp over some fat ugly nigga on the internet. All the stories involve Null because all you do on the internet is dickride him all day long. Null is such a heartthrob, and has many redeeming qualities.
If you go to any local game/hobby store or card shop you can find at least 10 Nulls at any given time of day, no need to dickride a guy that's gonna inevitably troon out and hates women under the fake LARP anyway.
 
Will admit im 100% wrong. I have never reported anyone on KF since I'm a heterosexual so I didn't know that you get some kind of notification when they have resolved your report all I have ever gotten are the ban massages where Josh spergs out. Ergo I tought something was fishy.
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But this is funny, "you can just ignore people you don't like, well except me I just report anyone who makes mean comments"
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When can we count on The Feline Solution mysteriously buying the farm?

General chat is up in arms over this thread criticising Lidl or posting theories about Lidl's identity as a sock or even (*gasp*) the accusation that Lidl would be in a Discord with Null and Dyn.

In particular, user Devious Dave (https://kiwifarms.st/members/devious-dave.123138/) seems to enjoy bringing up various points from the thread up to Lidl couched in "Oh my God, can you believe what these mentally ill people think about you? They're obsessed!" Then they laugh about how outrageous the theories are.

I can't tell if it's trolling or if he's legitimately upset that someone would discuss the activities of a KF user who adds no discernable value (other than getting good users banned for wrongthink, i.e., disagreeing with Null or calling out his LARP).

(Hi Dave. Your friend is lying to your face and you guzzle down his bullshit with a smile. It's fucking humiliating. If you have evidence to the contrary please feel free to post it.)

Anyway, as far as Lidl being a Spooky Bones sock, it's certainly possible but I seriously doubt it.

Reasons:
1. Spooky socks have operated concurrently with other Lidl identities -- specifically, 3322 was active alongside confirmed Spooky socks maize and Gina Gillotti and one other food-named sock that I'm forgetting.
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2. The reasons for the changes in Spooky sock accounts were because Null would ban them when they were discovered, something he has never done to the known Lidl accounts. [BREAKING: The 3322 account appears to have been banned at some point over the last year. Additionally, 2 posts were mysteriously deleted (or lost due to the database issues).]

3. Spooky routinely would blow his own cover in autistic rage posts, such as this one in the Elaine thread (leading to getting banned).
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Lidl has yet to do this despite being routinely challenged about his views and identity.

This said, there are some obvious common threads between Spooky and Lidl and shared interests. I just have a difficult time reconciling Null's clear close relationship with Lidl and tolerance for Lidl's over-the-top public simping and the way he has quite publicly disavowed Spooky as well as quietly banned his socks.

btw,
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I just saw this, jimmybags is a fucking champion.
 
Reason: I'm retarded

Jetstream Sharpe

NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - TH
Remarkable Onion
token male friend of the protagonist whom the protagonist sacrifices at the first whiff of pussy
I would sell that obsessed polack out for free
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
lidl points out the brooms lack of dating prospects...
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TBF, PEW research is just a 501, and what's more, I had a look at the site... the font on lidl's graph, isn't the same as PEWs font on their graphs, as far as I can see. Citation: Faked cap from tik tok. ANd tick tock goes the troon clock, lidl.
 

Busty O'Queef

Angry faggot
Hellovan Onion
lidl points out the brooms lack of dating prospects...
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TBF, PEW research is just a 501, and what's more, I had a look at the site... the font on lidl's graph, isn't the same as PEWs font on their graphs, as far as I can see. Citation: Faked cap from tik tok. ANd tick tock goes the troon clock, lidl.
Broke Dick's failed sex quest explained in one easy to digest image.
 

VAIDS Victim

The moon was rising and heaven burned ๐ŸŒ‘
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