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Throughout the entire thing it has this artificial quality that sounds like it's being said into a tin can attached to a string full of popping rice Krispies and when he goes deeper you can hear the Josh escape. The high parts don't sound natural either. Couple this with the odd speech pattern that blends the words a bit and its a bit obvious. Plus he hints it was him in that he went to far and had to wind it back in. Like it was him doing the talking.
 
This is generating some hilarious coping, thank you Lidl very cool.
Yes, your coping is definitely hilarious. Keep licking the window of self awareness. You might see through it one day.
 
Reason: You're an obvious kiwi shill trying to do damage control and spin their narrative.
You guys are basically forcing me to become a Lidl simp. Maybe I should just embrace it. She has become a lot more tolerable lately since she doesn't sperg about genderwar stuff nearly as much. She sounds cute and not fat also.
No one is forcing you to suck that cock. Get that dick out of your mouth before posting next time. No amount of Stockholm syndrome simping for a true and honest woah-man badge extension from your daddy-mommy lidl dick drip Jewsh is going to unsuck that cock. Wipe the cum off your lips, put the cock down, and walk away. You can stop sucking yourself onto a pole at any time.
 
Reason: You're doing this to yourself.
No one is forcing you to suck that cock. Get that dick out of your mouth before posting next time. No amount of Stockholm syndrome simping for a true and honest woah-man badge extension from your daddy-mommy lidl dick drip Jewsh is going to unsuck that cock. Wipe the cum off your lips, put the cock down, and walk away. You can stop sucking yourself onto a pole at any time.
You are so unbelievably easy to bait because you are a genuine retard who probably drools on himself. I can just see spit flying everywhere as you angrily hack away at the keyboard because you flew into a fit of rage immediately upon reading my post.
 
You are so unbelievably easy to bait because you are a genuine retard who probably drools on himself. I can just see spit flying everywhere as you angrily hack away at the keyboard because you flew into a fit of rage immediately upon reading my post.
You say this like you didn't just respond to my obviously bait shit post I typed because it sounded funny. My favorite part is when I made a put down the shovel and stop digging a hole joke into sucking Josh's pole. You're probably just upset your post was random txt worthy for being unintentionally hilarious in a way you weren't going for.
 
Reason: No one is holding a gun to your head and telling you to blow Josh.
Saar this ain't da slobbermutt hood.
He's just trying to convince himself he's winning to help himself sleep at night at this point because he can't convince anyone else besides his socks.
 
He is genuinely obsessed with simping for a tranny and can't accept he got catfished like edp on a cupcake run.
Keep posting, 3 more times and you will have really convinced me you're not constantly seething.

You only ever post about Lidl.
Sorry I don't enjoy the rest of the site that's just re-hashing Blockland screenshots every day and news about Nigeria.
 
Lidl back to being an unlikable freakshow on the T&H subforum, trying to cancel Useless_Mistake. Josh allows that creature to behave that way all the while he bitches and moans about infighting in the public forum.
https://kiwifarms.st/goto/post?id=21783732
 

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Keep posting, 3 more times and you will have really convinced me you're not constantly seething.


Sorry I don't enjoy the rest of the site that's just re-hashing Blockland screenshots every day and news about Nigeria.
Didja get that thing I sent ya?
 
Reason: Bro thinks the world revolves around him.
Triple post.
 
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