KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

[kiwifails]

I guess when you have no friends, just make some up out of thin air. I'm totally unsurprised by this honestly.

Maybe he thinks the perfect girl is simply the female version of himself. Perhaps the puppetmaster is exploiting this.

It might be easier to essentially wholesale copy Lardass's points of view and writing style, rather than make up an original personality that fits the mold. The differences between Lidl and Whatanigger could be down to laziness or a desire to be not exactly the same.

As other as a pointed out though they've been online it together at the same time so that kind of rules it out.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

Lidl exists for multiple reasons, Null is madly in love with Rekaka and his veiny, fully functional manpenis, Null couldn't take a break from sneeding, but knew it would make him look bad. Dick made Null feel unpretty, so Lidl became a woman so he could wax lyrical about how the best boys are American Neckbeards.

The last is the most important and the thing everyone pretty much agrees on, Null hates Kiwifarms. Null has grown to rescent his userbase and Lidl is the perfect tool to browbeat them. Null hates himself, he hates men and he hates Kiwifarms and Lidl lets him mald. This is very obvious in the caps reposted by @KampungBoy, Null was stessposting in a thread that involved litigation when eventually Lidl appeared to carry on his sterling work.

 

[Gargamel]

As other as a pointed out though they've been online it together at the same time so that kind of rules it out.

No, you misunderstand, I'm saying Lidl is someone else's sock, not @Null's.

 

[KampungBoy]

This is very obvious in the caps reposted by @KampungBoy, Null was stessposting in a thread that involved litigation when eventually Lidl appeared to carry on his sterling work.

Yes exactly Null uses lidl to keep posting and arguing about a subject past a point where it would look petty for him to continue doing so.

 

[Moist]

As other as a pointed out though they've been online it together at the same time so that kind of rules it out.

How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.

 

[KampungBoy]

How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.

Yeah most of MATI is just him watching videos anyway and it's not like either account is writing the next Shakespeare.

 

[kiwifails]

No, you misunderstand, I'm saying Lidl is someone else's sock, not @Null's.

How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.

After feeding five different text analyzers a sample of a thousand words that she wrote
Based on the analysis of the seven text samples, it is likely that the author is a female, possibly in her early to mid-twenties, who is familiar with online communities and forums. The author's writing style, tone, and language use suggest a strong understanding of feminist and women's rights issues, as well as a conversational and relatable tone that is typical of women's writing and online content. While there are some inconsistencies in the text samples that may suggest a male author attempting to imitate a female writing style, the overall tone and language use are more consistent with a female author. Additionally, the author's focus on critiquing men's behavior and highlighting the ways in which women are often expected to perform emotional labor and caretaking suggests a strong feminist perspective that is more typical of women's writing and online content. Every online wird analyzer that I used suggested it was a woman very much accustomed to using online forums that are typically inhabited by male spaces.

 

[Funyun]

Josh is just using Lidl to aggravate and hopefully drive off elements of the site he's found to be detrimental to his bottom line. It's really not that deep.

Still some kinda faggotry, though. Just get a job, Josh. Much easier.

 

[Gargamel]

Just get a job, Josh. Much easier.

Who's gonna hire the Nazi owner of the evil doxing site Kiwi Farms? Nobody, not even Whataburger would take him with that reputation.

 

[Funyun]

Who's gonna hire the Nazi owner of the evil doxing site Kiwi Farms? Nobody, not even Whataburger would take him with that reputation.

Somebody's gotta clean the toilets, right?

 

[Gargamel]

Somebody's gotta clean the toilets, right?

From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.

 

[Funyun]

From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.

Once a janny, always a janny.

 

[Funyun]

He can't power trip on people IRL and outside his website he's a hopeless nobody with mental problems, so this isn't really going to work.

The Internet is all he has to live for.

Just like his paypiggies who act all tough online, but you know damn well in real life, they're softer than a newborn kitten.

The internet and its consequences...

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.

We could hire him on Onionfarms.

 

[kiwifails]

We could hire him on Onionfarms.

Do not redeem.

 

[polonium]

We could hire him on Onionfarms.

If you give me a postal address I can shit in a bag and mail it to you, it'll amount to the same thing.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Null couldn't handle a job where he wasn't the sole employee and had to take orders from someone higher in rank than him. He comes off like he'd try and send a personal army after any superior who gave him crap.

 

[polonium]

Null couldn't handle a job where he wasn't the sole employee and had to take orders from someone higher in rank than him. He comes off like he'd try and send a personal army after any superior who gave him crap.

I would pay cash money to be in the HR meeting after null got asked to do a task and called his boss an impotent niggerqueer and told him to commit suicide

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.

He cannot get a job without the proper authorization from the Serbian government.

 

[Gargamel]

He cannot get a job without the proper authorization from the Serbian government.

He can go home any time he wants. In fact, he probably already did.

If he's still there, he's an illegal spic at this point, so he might even get a free ride back home courtesy of the Serbian government.

We could hire him on Onionfarms.

You really do have Assburgers.