Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

[EbonicTutor]

voodoo??

who do the voodoo?

 

[polonium]

who do the voodoo?

You do

 

[Hadrada]

Lidl learns how being a female mammal works. I guess they don't have biology classes in Florida.

 

[Chrysler Building]

What is youtube Lidl

 

[KampungBoy]

What is youtube Lidl

He's gotta keep up the "secretly Null's GF" routine and be interested in everthing Null is which is currently suvivalism lol

 

[KampungBoy]

Didl gets bullied.

https://archive.is/1VzfY

 

[KampungBoy]

Didl bullying continues...

https://archive.is/wip/j3dc5

 

[KampungBoy]

Yet more...

 

[KampungBoy]

Yeah Didl, why are you so worried about this?

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

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Yeah Didl, why are you so worried about this?

Cause the bitch built like shrek that's why

 

[KampungBoy]

Cause the bitch built like shrek that's why

Does that make Josh Donkey? Is that why

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Does that make Josh Donkey? Is that why

Yeah you can look at it like that, or switch the roles - well whether you switch the roles or not, you get the same damn thing

 

[KampungBoy]

Lidl is so fat his mobility scooter is a kick start
Lidl is so fat kids with candy cross the street when they see him
Lidl is so fat he knows the Mcdonald's drive through girl by name
Lidl is so fat his blood type is gravy
Lidl so fat his parents used to put a car cover on him and ride him into the drive in theater to get one ticket free
Lidl so fat he did a perp walk for stealing taco bell
Lidl so fat Chinese men harvest sewer grease from his back folds
Lidl so fat his mamas friends used to tell "your kid so fat" jokes
Lidl so fat an Eskimo man is trying to feed his family by sneaking up on him right now
Lidl so fat his unborn children are already pre-diabetic

 

[polonium]

Lidl is so fat his mobility scooter is a kick start
Lidl is so fat kids with candy cross the street when they see him
Lidl is so fat he knows the Mcdonald's drive through girl by name
Lidl is so fat his blood type is gravy
Lidl so fat his parents used to put a car cover on him and ride him into the drive in theater to get one ticket free
Lidl so fat he did a perp walk for stealing taco bell
Lidl so fat Chinese men harvest sewer grease from his back folds
Lidl so fat his mamas friends used to tell "your kid so fat" jokes
Lidl so fat an Eskimo man is trying to feed his family by sneaking up on him right now
Lidl so fat his unborn children are already pre-diabetic

Lidl is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
Lidl is so fat that when someone said it was chilly outside he ran out with a bowl and spoon.
Lidl is so fat when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone.
Lidl is so fat his belt size is "equator".
Lidl is so fat he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.

 

[KampungBoy]

Lidl is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
Lidl is so fat that when someone said it was chilly outside he ran out with a bowl and spoon.
Lidl is so fat when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone.
Lidl is so fat his belt size is "equator".
Lidl is so fat he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.

Lidl's so fat his cholesterol reading is a recipe for Bechamel
Lidl's so fat he posts on BP

 

[Ferengi of Romania]

Lidl's so fat his cholesterol reading is a recipe for Bechamel
Lidl's so fat he posts on BP

Lidl is a man.

 

[polonium]

Lidl's so fat his cholesterol reading is a recipe for Bechamel
Lidl's so fat he posts on BP

Lidl so fat he got on the speak your weight machine and it said "ouch"

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Lidl so fat he got on the speak your weight machine and it said "ouch"

You're gonna get Joshlyn out the shack for sure with this one

 

[Chrysler Building]

Cause the bitch built like shrek that's why

this is why Josh wants to live in the swamp

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Lidl Drip haters tongue my anus