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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

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Lidl learns how being a female mammal works. I guess they don't have biology classes in Florida.
 
Lidl is so fat his mobility scooter is a kick start
Lidl is so fat kids with candy cross the street when they see him
Lidl is so fat he knows the Mcdonald's drive through girl by name
Lidl is so fat his blood type is gravy
Lidl so fat his parents used to put a car cover on him and ride him into the drive in theater to get one ticket free
Lidl so fat he did a perp walk for stealing taco bell
Lidl so fat Chinese men harvest sewer grease from his back folds
Lidl so fat his mamas friends used to tell "your kid so fat" jokes
Lidl so fat an Eskimo man is trying to feed his family by sneaking up on him right now
Lidl so fat his unborn children are already pre-diabetic
 
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Lidl is so fat his mobility scooter is a kick start
Lidl is so fat kids with candy cross the street when they see him
Lidl is so fat he knows the Mcdonald's drive through girl by name
Lidl is so fat his blood type is gravy
Lidl so fat his parents used to put a car cover on him and ride him into the drive in theater to get one ticket free
Lidl so fat he did a perp walk for stealing taco bell
Lidl so fat Chinese men harvest sewer grease from his back folds
Lidl so fat his mamas friends used to tell "your kid so fat" jokes
Lidl so fat an Eskimo man is trying to feed his family by sneaking up on him right now
Lidl so fat his unborn children are already pre-diabetic
Lidl is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
Lidl is so fat that when someone said it was chilly outside he ran out with a bowl and spoon.
Lidl is so fat when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone.
Lidl is so fat his belt size is "equator".
Lidl is so fat he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.
 
Lidl is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
Lidl is so fat that when someone said it was chilly outside he ran out with a bowl and spoon.
Lidl is so fat when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone.
Lidl is so fat his belt size is "equator".
Lidl is so fat he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.
Lidl's so fat his cholesterol reading is a recipe for Bechamel
Lidl's so fat he posts on BP
 
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