Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

[polonium]

Lidl Drip haters tongue my anus

If "she's" not gonna fuck josh then she's not gonna fuck an AIDS-riddled itinerant fairground worker

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If "she's" not gonna fuck josh then she's not gonna fuck an AIDS-riddled itinerant fairground worker

You best pipe down there. Heard you had a three-way with Joey and a joey. Patient zero for Roo Pox they say
But naw, Lidl is for hug, not fug

 

[polonium]

You best pipe down there. Heard you had a three-way with Joey and a joey. Patient zero for Roo Pox they say
But naw, Lidl is for hug, not fug

Friendzoned by a hippo, or getting null's sloppy seconds?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Friendzoned by a hippo, or getting null's sloppy seconds?

Oh door number one for sure.
While there is something alluring about a woman who would inherently consider my penis to be violence, they don't make pussy fine enough to tolerate feminism.

 

[polonium]

Oh door number one for sure.
While there is something alluring about a woman who would inherently consider my penis to be violence, they don't make pussy fine enough to tolerate feminism.

This is shaping up to be the wildest episode of Catfish yet

 

[KampungBoy]

Lidl is so fat that the Indians who deliver him food have formed their own micro economy and plan to secede
Lidl is so fat when he troons out he has to contour his neck
Lidl is so fat he has to use a shoehorn to put on socks
Lidl is so fat his belly button lint alone is 20 lbs
Lidl is so fat he can only get myspace angles from the bottom of the grand canyon
Lidl is so fat he butters the inside of the grilled cheese
Lidl is so fat he played Willy in Free Willy 2 and no one noticed

 

[KampungBoy]

Yeah keep this under your hat you homos.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

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Yeah keep this under your hat you homos.

Imagine being a pathetic, homosexual clown...

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

i hate belgium and "belgians" (read: random french and dutch people). nothing good ever comes out of belgium

 

[Ferengi of Romania]

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Yeah keep this under your hat you homos.

Bitch you don't even understand what a milking cow is, you aren't qualified to give anyone advice about being pregnant.

 

[Home Depot Bucket]

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Yeah keep this under your hat you homos.

The fact that Lidl even thinks that people would make a miscarriage into a joke says something about he/she/it. I don't even know how you would. And then these are the same women that screech about abortion till the 50th trimester. Why care now? I mean it doesn't real, right? People insulting you over something that doesn't real shouldn't matter, right?

 

[KampungBoy]

The fact that Lidl even thinks that people would make a miscarriage into a joke says something about he/she/it. I don't even know how you would. And then these are the same women that screech about abortion till the 50th trimester. Why care now? I mean it doesn't real, right? People insulting you over something that doesn't real shouldn't matter, right?

Yeah probably a moid scrote child anyway right?

 

[youthful_ shannel]

I can't believe modern women need to be told not to talk about their vaginal discharge on a trolling forum. Maybe the Islamisation of the West isn't such a bad thing.

 

[KampungBoy]

I can't believe modern women need to be told not to talk about their vaginal discharge on a trolling forum. Maybe the Islamisation of the West isn't such a bad thing.

Sweaty, if I can't overshare at every possible moment then, like what is the second amendment even about???

 

[Home Depot Bucket]

In Stan's case, she has already proudly stated she loves to eat ass. Not sure how much worse it can get for her. I mean, probably ways, but I'd rather not think on them.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

In Stan's case, she has already proudly stated she loves to eat ass. Not sure how much worse it can get for her. I mean, probably ways, but I'd rather not think on them.

Sounds like somebody wants an E.coli infection

 

[VAIDS Victim]

The fact that Lidl even thinks that people would make a miscarriage into a joke says something about he/she/it. I don't even know how you would.

null would probably use it as an insult while banning someone. He's just feminist like that.

I can't believe modern women need to be told not to talk about their vaginal discharge on a trolling forum.

Spotting is blood not discharge. Discharge is the white stuff that comes out from your vagina self cleaning.

 

[Zephyr]

I don't even know how you would.

 

[Vidkun Quisling]

In Stan's case, she has already proudly stated she loves to eat ass. Not sure how much worse it can get for her. I mean, probably ways, but I'd rather not think on them.

Doubly heinous: it was Jew ass.

 

[KampungBoy]

Well that wraps it up Lidl's identity has been solved.