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Seeing as every few months kf jannies involve themselves in embarrassing drama, they deserve their own watch thread. Of course, not every kf mod is a cow (yet), but more then half exhibit cowish qualities. Here is a list of all kf moderators, current and former, with a brief rundown of their traits. Tell me if I missed someone or something:

Current mods
  • Nattō/Jose Mourinho, JSGOTI, Damian, Meowthkip , wagglyplacebo, Randall Fragg, Cosmos, Dunsparce - Some of the oldest mods and admins, rarely complained about. Keep a low profile and do their unpaid work. Nothing embarrassing has yet to surface about them but anyone willing to stick with Null for so long must have something wrong with them
  • The American Hedgehog - Old School CWCki sperg, doesn't go outside the CWC subforum where he continues to document everything Chris says and does. I guess everyone needs a hobby
  • Okkervils - JY mod. By her own admission doesn't do much. Has more or less left the site due to disagreements with Null
  • Gustav Schuchardt - Retarded politisperg with no sense of humor, A&H regular. Fortunately only brooms the Gunt subforum which is a heap of shit anyway so one bad jannie more or less doesn't matter
  • AltisticRight - Another shit Gunt jannie. Pretty much exactly like above, except he took it upon himself to defend Null's penis when those dang dirty trolls dared insult it
  • Trombonista - Proud jewess, continues to work and simp for Null in spite of him making it very clear at every opportunity that he hates both jews and women EDIT: Trombonista and Dunsparce got doxed by a tard lol
  • Catch your breath - new thread reviewer, generally helpful, don't involve themselves with drama
  • REGENDarySumanai - chronically unemployed weeb, a-logs MovieBlob and various weeb wars figures
  • Secret Asshole - Retarded politisperg with no sense of humor, A&H mod. Takes part in gay right wing safe spaces, shielded his gay friends from getting a deserved halaling. EDIT: He seems to have a compulsive need to defend lolicon
  • It's HK-47 - Politisperg and trumpist, A&H mod. In spite of this he's relatively reasonable and has a sense of humor, rarely complained about
  • Crunklord420 - Fascist conspiratard tranny, in love with Null (yes, seriously), programmer who shills his shitty games and other projects on imageboards. Pretends to be business and cryptocurrecy expert because he browses /biz/. For details see here
  • Slav Power - Fat gay Polish furry in love with Null (again, seriously). Likes to discuss his love of gay furry porn in chat. One of Null's most incessant whiteknights
Former mods
  • Cogsdev - Tranny commie, founder of the original CWCki Forums. Hasn't had anything to do with the site since it became KF
  • AnOminous - Failed lawyer with anger issues, obese, spends every waking hour on the site, appears to have no life. He's generally well liked because he has a sense of humor and a heart of gold ?(though these might just be layers of cholesterol). Quit in 2016 when null allowed the site to be overrun with trumptards and other politispergs
  • Feline Darkmage - Tranny janny, uwu catgirl, fast food wagie and shut in. They were one of Null's closest friends for a while presumably because Josh wanted that bussy. Quit after KF was overrun with far-right politics
  • OwO what's this? - Hypersexual autistic furry, allegedly female (highly disputed), Null's crush. Completely incompetent, remembered as the worst mod in site history, was only made one to begin with because Null wanted to fuck them. Left the site to focus on real life
  • Emspex - Women (female), another massive crush of Null's. She was for the longest time his closest confidante and people person (i.e. she translated his autistic fits to the general public, basically his public relations manager). Left after the great leaks of 2019
  • Save Twinkie!/Twinkie - Yet another crush of Null's (seeing a pattern here?), seemed relatively normal until one day she threw a fit because people were making fun of her friend with cancer. On a site made for mocking people. She then got it in her head that there was some kind of discord gay op dedicated to trolling her and went crying to Null. Enraged that anyone would mess with his gorl, Null went on a banning spree. Eventually even he realized she's hysterical (and won't fuck him) so he demodded her. She left the site soon after
  • vertexwindi - One of the better mods. Leaked the inane twinkie drama to the public because he was dissatisfied with the direction Null was taking the site in. Fired
  • Yawning Sneasel/Daisymae - Perverted diaper fag, fat ugly submissive transvestite, fetish queen, Tommie Tooter's gay lover. Quit so he could dedicate more time to his diaper fetish
  • Zedkissed60 - Dox fiend, serial negrater, bane of trannies. Demodded and later banned for making fun of Null
  • CIA Nigger - seemed to be one of the more normal mods until he tried to delete his furry friend's thread for which he was fired. Recently revealed to be a degenerate furry with a fetish for anthropomorphic planes. Also ugly af
  • THOTto and Kamov Ka-52 - Husband and wife tag team. Kamov never did much but THOTto was a massive a-log of Amberlynn, Chantal and other deathfats. Because she couldn't keep her fat mouth shut, she got both of them doxed as morbidly obese pill-popping white thrash welfare leaches. Quit and left the site
 
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Noghoul

An Onion Among Onions
Emspex - Women (female), another massive crush of Null's. She was for the longest time his closest confidante and people person (i.e. she translated his autistic fits to the general public, basically his public relatio
Ironic, emspex was a prolific edgelord doxer herself

Nattō/Jose Mourinho, JSGOTI, Damian, Meowthkip, wagglyplacebo, Randall Fragg, Cosmos - Some of the oldest mods and admins, rarely complained about. Keep a low profile and do their unpaid work. Nothing embarrassing has yet to surface about them but anyone willing to stick with Null for so long must have something wrong with them
You're wrong on so many levels. Cosmos is a politesperg, a moralfag and no longer a mod.
Also, Meowthkip? lmao
 

SSF2T Old User

No Super Combos Necessary
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  • Save Twinkie!/Twinkie - Yet another crush of Null's (seeing a pattern here?), seemed relatively normal until one day she threw a fit because people were making fun of her friend with cancer. On a site made for mocking people. She then got it in her head that there was some kind of discord gay op dedicated to trolling her and went crying to Null. Enraged that anyone would mess with his gorl, Null went on a banning spree. Eventually even he realized she's hysterical (and won't fuck him) so he demodded her. She left the site soon after
  • vertexwindi - One of the better mods. Leaked the inane twinkie drama to the public because he was dissatisfied with the direction Null was taking the site in. Fired
For context, here are the screenshots that relate to this:
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Nice summary, but there are some missing details.

THOTto and Kamov KA-52
Deathfats in the flesh that became moderators around the same time. Both decided they were perfect for each other and married apparently after only knowing each other for only A WEEK on KF. THOTto was known for mass revenge-rating people and stripping away their privileges if they got on her bad side, and Kamov was just as malicious, often becoming hostile with people and being a generally insufferable prick on the same level as Josh (Which could be why he was hired, actually). Got doxed themselves after sitting in various Discord servers, doxing KF users, and for sparking internal moderator drama, resulting in the firing of both Twinkie and Vertexwindi.
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Meowthkip
A Tumblrite who is everything you'd expect from the Beauty Parlor boards. Powerlevels immensely, and maintains a Tumblr page for herself filled with typical, boring normalfag Tumblr posts that was revealed when she was psuedo-doxed by Dynastia. Has some hard feelings against OF as shown by her presence in Kengle's thread (Perhaps because she won't ever be a mod on here?), and usually has less than stellar communication with users. I haven't had much personal experience with her, but its not looking good for em.
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Trombonista
An outspoken jewish woman that isn't shy about her fetishes, often talking about Fujoshi works and masturbation. Is an anime fanatic, and often hangs out in the One Piece thread autistically wishing the characters happy birthdays, clogging it up for anyone who actually wants to, you know... discuss the series?
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Was once a part of the PVCC and had CWC beg her to date him. Why she turned down the opportunity to become a Christorical Figure, no one really knows, but that hasn't stopped her from working tirelessly for multiple hours a day for years to clean up the forums from double, triple, quadruple, and even larger sets of posts that set off her autism.
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And well, it was really only a matter of time until Null would say something about it.
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She is notorious for silencing people that piss her off and acting against the interests of users, such as locking threads that no one asked to be locked, including Josh.
A supervillain in the works?
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ZedKissed60
Has a sexual connection to doxing similar to Ride, and is so severely autistic that he's opted to not post normally at all, throwing a fit whenever someone uses wrong grammar, and stripping users of their privileges if they piss him off. Would often hang out in chat bitching about something, and was only ever really respected because of his doxing capabilities, not because of his views or perspective. Was initially chatbanned for pissing off Josh in his own personal hugbox, and then was fully permanently banned for not aligning with Josh's own personal view of him and trolling users who can't into funny.
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JSGOTI
Meowthkip
Sammy
Trombonista
Jose Mourinho
Randall Fragg
Dunsparce
Burning Fanatic
Null
AnOminous
Feline Darkmage
Secret Asshole
Rokko
REGENDarySumanai
It's HK-47
5t3n0g0ph3r
Okkervils
The American Hedgehog
Damian
CrunkLord420
Cosmos
Champthom
BrooklynBailiff
Introman
Saney
Henry Bemis
Niachu
He Sets Me On Fire
Surtur
Freecell
Clown Doll
Splendid
introman
Smutley
The Hunter
Flowers For Sonichu
SpessCaptain
Lipitor
Vitriol
Karen Riley
Ravenor
zedkissed60
vertexwindi
Wagglyplacebo
Ride
Glaive
Twinkie
THOTto
Kamov
Actually
ADHD
AltisticRight
Gustav Schuchardt
Vetti
Catch Your Breath
CIA Nigger
Emspex
CasualSeppuku
Yawning Sneasel
KatsuKitty
Alan Pardew
Melchett
Ravenor
Valiant
HellBlazer
Jaimas
OWO What's This?
LikeICareKF
CatParty
Jenny!
THE WRITER/DeagleDad420
CompyRex
 
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Noghoul

An Onion Among Onions
Meowthkip also alogs Arthur Chu for some reason
Getting molested by CWC is in no way worth it
We're talking about Trombonista here
The more I read those posts the funnier they get
"noooooooo Josherino, don't ban my shitterino frienderino like we ban other shitposterinos, spare him of your iron fisterino"
"noooooooo Ratterino, stop making fun of my frienderino with cancerino in this website about making fun of people, we're supposed to be immunerino to that, moderinos are allowed to trollshielderino"
 
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Noghoul

An Onion Among Onions
5t3n0g0ph3r
edgy, doxer, weebwars eccho chamber enthusiast
internet tough guy archetype personalised
has some sort of gay friendship with damian but honestly idk and idc enough to find out
Burning Fanatic
tranny chaser, BP darling, still uses as profile gif a forced meme from 2-3 years ago
AltisticRight
A&H alog
Alogs several alt-right obscure figures and IBS individuals
MiA, left wing polisperg, has moralfag meltdowns, mixed feelings towards girl boards and the brain dead kids thread, before leaving stated that she hates the website and regrets joining partially because people started making fun of her, hypocrite can't handle banter
 
@constant exposure you're missing Ride, ADHD, Duncesparce, Burning Fanatic, 5t3n0g0ph3r, and AltisticRight

May check back later, but here's where I found some of the missing names:

Sorry if this doesn't help much. ?
If we're really going all out, might as well list everyone.

JSGOTI
Meowthkip
Sammy
Trombonista
Jose Mourinho
Randall Fragg
Dunsparce
Burning Fanatic
Null
AnOminous
Feline Darkmage
Secret Asshole
Rokko
REGENDarySumanai
It's HK-47
5t3n0g0ph3r
Okkervils
The American Hedgehog
Damian
CrunkLord420
Cosmos
Champthom
BrooklynBailiff
Introman
Saney
Henry Bemis
Niachu
He Sets Me On Fire
Surtur
Freecell
Clown Doll
Splendid
introman
Smutley
The Hunter
Flowers For Sonichu
SpessCaptain
Lipitor
Vitriol
Karen Riley
Ravenor
zedkissed60
vertexwindi
Wagglyplacebo
Ride
Glaive
Twinkie
THOTto
Kamov
Actually
ADHD
AltisticRight
Gustav Schuchardt
Vetti
Catch Your Breath
CIA Nigger
Also yawning sneasel , Jaimas and LikeicareKF
 

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
An Onion Among Onions
He has no job
He has no friends
There's some posts on Kiwi that he's gotta cleanse
He can cook hot pockets when he needs to
At 300 pounds, he's a big guy (for you)
Receives no pay
He does it for free
Takes it very seriously anyway
 
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