Ah yeah now we need to get trombonista. Who was useful mistake again? What did they mod?
Do you think if I asked null kindly I could mod animal control?
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Do you think if I asked null kindly I could mod animal control?
The guy has an avi of an underage character. How is this a surprise to anyone?
At this point I wouldn't mind moderating enrirety of thunderdome lol.
lol she totally isn't stalking me guys. This is all within my shift at work too. Talk about a Green Redditor being obsessed. anliteralidiot, you are fat and I will not have sex with you
These are the kind of people that Null is okay letting shit touch btw
SHE'S FAT! SHE'S A PEDO! SHE'S INTO LOLI! SHE'S MENTALLY ILL! SHE'S STALKS MYSELF AND SEVERAL ONIONS! SHE SEXTS CYRAXX! SHE IS: THE COPED!
These are the kind of people that Null is okay letting shit touch btw
SHE'S FAT! SHE'S A PEDO! SHE'S INTO LOLI! SHE'S MENTALLY ILL! SHE'S STALKS MYSELF AND SEVERAL ONIONS! SHE SEXTS CYRAXX! SHE IS: THE COPED!
Don't forget the Mad Max pfp
Why so much hate?
Where? I just found it funny how my pfp was looking at what is being written in post preview.
Nah its cool bro I'm just fucking around, but yeah its funny
I forgot both users have a Loli character pfp from the Loli weeb starship shooter game. No wonder I got them mixed up before. It all just blends together at some point.
Have a little excert from lolicon thread on KF.
Hate to bring it to a public eye (lol no I fuckin' love it) but the truth is that neither 4chan nor any other weebfag-riddled cesspit will do the better job at dogpiling and showing true colors than kiwis themselves.
I just want to remind you that Welper is mornon. If somebody is not aware their "prophet" had underage wifes and that isconsidered by his sisbros-by-religion to be a-okay.
This is also one of those gankfags that have participated in gayop slander on farms, toward me. Quite hypocritical to dogpile on me and calling me what I have never was and will never be (nonce) when your iconized "saint" was a kid diddler himself.
And looking at his posts that are "against" lolicons I have nothing but disgust in terms of what I feel toward all this. No not because Welper is anti-lolicoj but because he, as well as good chunk of users, is inconsistent and two-faced faggot.
Also let this shit sink in:
I think I shall say thank you to Joshie once under blood moon.
Hate to bring it to a public eye (lol no I fuckin' love it) but the truth is that neither 4chan nor any other weebfag-riddled cesspit will do the better job at dogpiling and showing true colors than kiwis themselves.
I just want to remind you that Welper is mornon. If somebody is not aware their "prophet" had underage wifes and that isconsidered by his sisbros-by-religion to be a-okay.
This is also one of those gankfags that have participated in gayop slander on farms, toward me. Quite hypocritical to dogpile on me and calling me what I have never was and will never be (nonce) when your iconized "saint" was a kid diddler himself.
And looking at his posts that are "against" lolicons I have nothing but disgust in terms of what I feel toward all this. No not because Welper is anti-lolicoj but because he, as well as good chunk of users, is inconsistent and two-faced faggot.
Also let this shit sink in:
Well said, now why don't you niggers look into my eyes directly and admit your fuck up? Oh righty-mighty because you are cowardly shit eaters who fabricated the "truth" that is comfy for ya.
I think I shall say thank you to Joshie once under blood moon.
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Welper also sperged the fuck out hardcore when anliteralidiot was called out for defending loli in the past, having a loli avatar, drawing loli, and consuming loli content while seething at being called a pedo. The dude is a walking definition of hypocrisy and simping. I would have to dig through the Loli/Shota thread but the original accusations came from some dude from Twitter, not even me, and he ended up sperging and accused the guy of being me and of stalking her when it's pretty fucking apparent she's into loli and on top of that she has a reputation of being a stalker that started before I even knew of her existence and apparently before her sperg outs at Strasse/Londo if fellow onions are to be believed. Welper is fat though so not surprising.
Total. Loli. Death.
Welper is sweeping so hard for Jewsh that he's now denying objective reality and rewriting history for his master. The only thing on ED that was supposedly fabricated were the hurtcore logs, everything else is legitimate. Jewsh himself even admitted that everything else was legitimate. Welper is a fat liar and his prophet is burning in hell.
Reason: Grammar.
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Mormons are the Christian equivalent of islam
Goddamn this bitch is obsessed with me to an unhealthy extent. So Seizure Robot is someone who makes content on Joshua Faye Saunders, commonly known as KingCobraJFS.
The NaL comment in question that clearly refers to Seizure Robot
I've never interacted with NaL lmao but this Touhou pedo needs any excuse to stalk me or otherwise talk about me because she's fat and I will not have sex with her. Mind you this was maybe 30 minutes after I got out of work and she had previously created a Youtube sock while I was working today already and cope posted about me at least twice during my shift. Further proof that Touhou and lolicon is bad for you and shouldn't be allowed.
She also posted something about hating Boomers and Yanks which makes zero sense because she's American...so she IS a Yank? I get she's retarded but is she admitting to not being an American? Is she here illegally? I'm a dual citizen but she clearly doesn't understand that as her earlier posts indicate so I doubt she is.
The NaL comment in question that clearly refers to Seizure Robot
I've never interacted with NaL lmao but this Touhou pedo needs any excuse to stalk me or otherwise talk about me because she's fat and I will not have sex with her. Mind you this was maybe 30 minutes after I got out of work and she had previously created a Youtube sock while I was working today already and cope posted about me at least twice during my shift. Further proof that Touhou and lolicon is bad for you and shouldn't be allowed.
She also posted something about hating Boomers and Yanks which makes zero sense because she's American...so she IS a Yank? I get she's retarded but is she admitting to not being an American? Is she here illegally? I'm a dual citizen but she clearly doesn't understand that as her earlier posts indicate so I doubt she is.
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Of what nations?
USA and U.K. Was born on RAF Croughton so lucked out until Brexit happened. Apparently that bitch finds dual citizenship impossible to understand though. It's hilarious to me
Goddamn, this bitch is having a full on psychotic breakdown today! Trying to say that the thread on Useful_Mistake just didn't exist when it's well documented on the Farms, on here, and on 4chan. So why lie about it? Idk she's trying to say I am manic because she's off her meds and is backed into a corner so I guess her best argument is to throw shit at the wall and hope it sticks? Her "logic" of me posting about 20 times meaning I am manic is rather funny though as she regularly posts more than that daily so she just admitted to always being massively mentally ill.
Trying to say I said I was the closest anyone has come to shutting down the Farms when I clearly stated I was the closest anyone on this site came to threatening to shut the Farms down is just an example of her compulsive lying
Again, she claims the thread doesn't exist despite there even being a direct link to it from numerous posters here and screenshots on here. Very queer indeed. This is the fifth instance of her harassing me publicly today.
What really stood out to me though? She begs me to post the phone numbers harassing me. I never mentioned the calls(and voicemails) and texts I was receiving today and previously. So how did she know about them? Way to fucking tell on yourself and confirm you're doing far more stalking than is in the public eye.
I only posted the shit here I found funny and what was public so people could see how unhinged the lolis on Green Reddit were. Also, we know your accounts don't always use the Touhou pfp because of the jessleepez account, the Earl of Slander sock, and numerous other accounts that have since been nuked by Null or on Discord and YouTube that have been found by myself and Londo
She is begging me to dox her behind the veil of pretending I don't have her info. She knows I have it because she filed the police reports and I have those completely unredacted on top of the emails she sent threatening my family and gf's family with the full header data. She just wants an excuse to play the victim. This shit is funny as fuck because she's just so bad at lying but thinks she is actually smart. She wants to be the victim and act like her idol, Joclyn, but she can't keep her own story straight.We have been bashing lolis all week but her sperging over me when I haven't interacted with her, haven't even mentioned her unless she mentioned me, is actually hilarious and I thought others would appreciate seeing someone on par with Asshley.
Also, Jersh did bitch about Useful_Mistake yesterday in that thread, remember?
and who can forget this creepy fucking post?
Trying to say I said I was the closest anyone has come to shutting down the Farms when I clearly stated I was the closest anyone on this site came to threatening to shut the Farms down is just an example of her compulsive lying
Again, she claims the thread doesn't exist despite there even being a direct link to it from numerous posters here and screenshots on here. Very queer indeed. This is the fifth instance of her harassing me publicly today.
What really stood out to me though? She begs me to post the phone numbers harassing me. I never mentioned the calls(and voicemails) and texts I was receiving today and previously. So how did she know about them? Way to fucking tell on yourself and confirm you're doing far more stalking than is in the public eye.
I only posted the shit here I found funny and what was public so people could see how unhinged the lolis on Green Reddit were. Also, we know your accounts don't always use the Touhou pfp because of the jessleepez account, the Earl of Slander sock, and numerous other accounts that have since been nuked by Null or on Discord and YouTube that have been found by myself and Londo
She is begging me to dox her behind the veil of pretending I don't have her info. She knows I have it because she filed the police reports and I have those completely unredacted on top of the emails she sent threatening my family and gf's family with the full header data. She just wants an excuse to play the victim. This shit is funny as fuck because she's just so bad at lying but thinks she is actually smart. She wants to be the victim and act like her idol, Joclyn, but she can't keep her own story straight.We have been bashing lolis all week but her sperging over me when I haven't interacted with her, haven't even mentioned her unless she mentioned me, is actually hilarious and I thought others would appreciate seeing someone on par with Asshley.
Also, Jersh did bitch about Useful_Mistake yesterday in that thread, remember?
and who can forget this creepy fucking post?
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I bet half the people in the LSDF thread are probably closeted lolicons, too.
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If you want to troll Mormons, tell them that Joseph Smith was a complete creep that preyed on young prepubescent girls where much like Muhammad from Islam, Joseph Smith would marry these little girls and had sex with them. This isn't some fabrication from Wikipedia, this is historic fact where the Church of Latter Day Saints disclosed everything they had about Joseph Smith when they wanted to be more transparent and they unintentionally exposed their founder as a pedophile. There's a reason why most people (including other Christians) consider the Mormons as a heretical cult and some consider the Mormons as more closer to Scientology than it does to Christianity because had Joseph Smith was born in the 20th or 21st centuries, then Joseph Smith would've rivaled L. Ron Hubbard as a science fiction writer (because Smith and Hubbard had vivid imaginations when it came to their writing, they both founded some pretty destructive cults, and both men liked them really young).
As for Jersh himself, much of the shit that ED documented about Jersh is real. While ED has the bad habit to overexaggerate things (even back in the day, ED was always seen as more like a cheap supermarket tabloid rather than being an objective documentation platform), the stuff that Stocking would reveal about Jersh are real (Jersh would even confirm the things Stocking said about him) and the creepy shit that Jersh would post in the Blockland forums from back in the day are as clear as day and none of those are fabrications.
Furthermore, seeing how a Kiwi mod got exposed being a degenerate gooner shows me that the Kiwis are now having their very own Groyper moment which is to deny, deny, and deny.
If you know anything about the Groypers, back in the day they were the biggest trolls on the Internet and no one could challenge them; that is until the Groypers got too overconfident and prideful that the Groypers became their own worst enemies. Nick Fuentes was the biggest heckler at the time where he loved the attention. Probably the most notable moment of the Groypers was when they crashed TPUSA and they heckled Charlie Kirk at this own event IRL where they asked a quesiton and I quote, "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" and to the credit of the Groypers, they exposed Charlie Kirk as another poser within the Right because Charlie Kirk wasn't fully on board with the Dissident Right. However, Nick Fuentes and his inner circle would fly too close to the Sun because Nick Fuentes going on a date with that catboy twink, Ali Alexander sexting young underaged boys, Nick Fuentes knowing fully well that some people in his inner circle are unironic pedophiles, Nick Fuentes saying that having sex with women is gay, and Nick Fuentes accidentally streaming gay porn (where he blamed the Jews for his own mistake) would make the Groyper movement rot away from the inside. The question "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" would come back to haunt the Groypers because the same quesiton they said to Charlie Kirk years ago now applies to Nick Fuentes and the Groyper movement. Every time Nick Fuentes or anyone from his inner circle find themselves in a scandal, the brainwashed Groypers always show up right on time to defend their Mexican catboy god from any scandals that Nick Fuentes finds himself in (no matter how vile the scandal is). These days the Groypers are now a shadow of their former glory as most people (including the Right) see Nick Fuentes and the Groypers as a bunch of pathetic clowns.
The Kiwis here are having their own Groyper moment. A normal person would look at Kiwi Farms as it is today and say to themselves "This is a cult". But to the terminally online Kiwis that haven't seen the Sun in years, they think Jersh can do no wrong. It's clear as day that this Kiwi mod is a degenerate gooner but Jersh has managed to convince his cult that everything is fine.
Kiwi Farms have a lot in common with the Groypers than they like to admit.
As for Jersh himself, much of the shit that ED documented about Jersh is real. While ED has the bad habit to overexaggerate things (even back in the day, ED was always seen as more like a cheap supermarket tabloid rather than being an objective documentation platform), the stuff that Stocking would reveal about Jersh are real (Jersh would even confirm the things Stocking said about him) and the creepy shit that Jersh would post in the Blockland forums from back in the day are as clear as day and none of those are fabrications.
Furthermore, seeing how a Kiwi mod got exposed being a degenerate gooner shows me that the Kiwis are now having their very own Groyper moment which is to deny, deny, and deny.
If you know anything about the Groypers, back in the day they were the biggest trolls on the Internet and no one could challenge them; that is until the Groypers got too overconfident and prideful that the Groypers became their own worst enemies. Nick Fuentes was the biggest heckler at the time where he loved the attention. Probably the most notable moment of the Groypers was when they crashed TPUSA and they heckled Charlie Kirk at this own event IRL where they asked a quesiton and I quote, "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" and to the credit of the Groypers, they exposed Charlie Kirk as another poser within the Right because Charlie Kirk wasn't fully on board with the Dissident Right. However, Nick Fuentes and his inner circle would fly too close to the Sun because Nick Fuentes going on a date with that catboy twink, Ali Alexander sexting young underaged boys, Nick Fuentes knowing fully well that some people in his inner circle are unironic pedophiles, Nick Fuentes saying that having sex with women is gay, and Nick Fuentes accidentally streaming gay porn (where he blamed the Jews for his own mistake) would make the Groyper movement rot away from the inside. The question "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" would come back to haunt the Groypers because the same quesiton they said to Charlie Kirk years ago now applies to Nick Fuentes and the Groyper movement. Every time Nick Fuentes or anyone from his inner circle find themselves in a scandal, the brainwashed Groypers always show up right on time to defend their Mexican catboy god from any scandals that Nick Fuentes finds himself in (no matter how vile the scandal is). These days the Groypers are now a shadow of their former glory as most people (including the Right) see Nick Fuentes and the Groypers as a bunch of pathetic clowns.
The Kiwis here are having their own Groyper moment. A normal person would look at Kiwi Farms as it is today and say to themselves "This is a cult". But to the terminally online Kiwis that haven't seen the Sun in years, they think Jersh can do no wrong. It's clear as day that this Kiwi mod is a degenerate gooner but Jersh has managed to convince his cult that everything is fine.
Kiwi Farms have a lot in common with the Groypers than they like to admit.
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