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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
I am in the Crabshacks (the most famous mass DM, there's like a dozen of them now lmao). Its the most "shit nobody cares about" thing on the entire website.
Its not inaccurate to say that its a Discord chat inside of Kiwi Farms. Full of exactly the same shit you would find on Discord, but with the added bonus of the retards that frequent Kiwi Farms.
It is honestly not worth being invited to.
Null fixed his shitty website and fixed the option to disable the ability for anyone but the owner (which in this case, is Toji) to invite others. So it is harder to get into them now.
I have to become friends with toji. Holy fuck I'm not doing that.
 
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That’s the issue with Kiwifarmers, they’re convinced that any gut reaction, any inexplicable tingle in their head, is to be listened to. This is an idea that society has been warning against for literal years, there’s several folklore and stories warning us to use logic rather than “What feels right”, yet they never got the memo. That’s why Kiwifarmer opinions are so retarded, they’re intellectually hedonistic. If it feels right, it is right, and anyone who disagrees with my incredibly subjective and most likely incorrect gut feeling is a pedo. What a sad life.

Rather, some life advice for you Onions, always have a “why” to why you believe something. A good why, not something that can be immediately debunked in two seconds and then you start sperging into shitting yourself and calling everyone zoophiles and pedos. Every belief you have should be able to at least last a back and forth in a debate, if it can’t, it might be time to drop it. Because it’s illogical and stupid then, and you’re willingly retarding yourself. Imagine a world where everyone just went off of gut instinct… Well, it’d be Kiwifarms.

Edit: The jokes write themselves
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“We can’t treat the actions of one as some inherent behavior of a race, that’s retarded”
“But I WAAAANNA be racist, it’s for my safety!”
 
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That’s the issue with Kiwifarmers, they’re convinced that any gut reaction, any inexplicable tingle in their head, is to be listened to. This is an idea that society has been warning against for literal years, there’s several folklore and stories warning us to use logic rather than “What feels right”, yet they never got the memo. That’s why Kiwifarmer opinions are so retarded, they’re intellectually hedonistic. If it feels right, it is right, and anyone who disagrees with my incredibly subjective and most likely incorrect gut feeling is a pedo. What a sad life.

Rather, some life advice for you Onions, always have a “why” to why you believe something. A good why, not something that can be immediately debunked in two seconds and then you start sperging into shitting yourself and calling everyone zoophiles and pedos. Every belief you have should be able to at least last a back and forth in a debate, if it can’t, it might be time to drop it. Because it’s illogical and stupid then, and you’re willingly retarding yourself. Imagine a world where everyone just went off of gut instinct… Well, it’d be Kiwifarms.

Shut up, pedophile
 
This thread has so much milk, kek
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“Transgressive behavior”
“Transgressive behavior”
“Transgressive behavior”
I’m like genuinely running out of funny things to say, all I’ll say is bullying usually comes from puppets of the social system that think morality stretches beyond being aware of boundaries and not raping people. The last thing you want to do is pay it any mind and become another talking puppet of the same 5 hobbies and the same 5 interests. As a wise man once said, “Do you really wanna be like them? Do you really wanna be another trend?”. It’s good to be socially abnormal (Read; what Kiwifarmers consider socially abnormal. Which includes having sexual attraction and watching anything under TV-MA. Though of course there’s nothing wrong with being normal socially abnormal, if you can get a personality outside of it unlike that balloon guy)
Change it to the GOOD layout like I did.

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That layout is good, but I’ve gotten too used to the purple one. Eh, I’ll give it a try anyway.
 
There was. We did like four or five episodes. We mostly just bashed other people and each other. Then we had an episode where I got super drunk just to introduce a little chaos into it and it turned into a complete shit show. And then it just kind of died on the vine.
Jack you do not understand how desperately I need to see that where is the link
 
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