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I'm sorry when I tell a story I try as hard as I can to keep my listener invested. But I also want it to be relatable. Everyone can relate to that oh my God I'm so scared I don't know how I'm going to do this, or that moment where you're frozen with fear. People don't realize that that's exactly what it was like in Iraq for me.

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you

I always try to put things into the best context I can, so now you know what it feels like to be a soldier. You are frozen, you are scared, and no amount of training makes it any better it just takes over.

That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like “You- You wanted to go to war?”. I guess after 9/11 it was a feeling of justice, I hear a lot of veterans immediately went to be deployed after that. Some didn’t even wait for the day to end.

The scary part is some people... They still froze. They started screaming for their mom and shit while we were being shot at. You know who usually came through? The girls in our unit. Hell hath no fury like a woman under fire. I would call every woman who served in combat a guardian angel but they are better than that.

I’m not surprised at all honestly, not to toot my own vaginal horn, but a lot of girls specifically have gone through some sort of traumatic event in their life. Whether it be a rape or abuse or something, which sort of numbs them to other aggressors, sometimes even gunfire. At least for some women it does, sometimes even women it makes them even more fragile, or maybe it even does both. I dunno, trauma is weird.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Is your little fan club at it again?

BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

 

[Onion Null 2]

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you

Thank you for that compliment that was very nice.

That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like “You- You wanted to go to war?”. I guess after 9/11 it was a feeling of justice, I hear a lot of veterans immediately went to be deployed after that. Some didn’t even wait for the day to end.

It was a combination of 9/11 and the feeling of invincibility that comes with being in your early twenties.

I’m not surprised at all honestly, not to toot my own vaginal horn, but a lot of girls specifically have gone through some sort of traumatic event in their life. Whether it be a rape or abuse or something, which sort of numbs them to other aggressors, sometimes even gunfire. At least for some women it does, sometimes even women it makes them even more fragile, or maybe it even does both. I dunno, trauma is weird.

I just remember girls who were out there and the same guys that were making fun of "skirts don't belong in the army" were the guys who are getting slapped by them and literally having their lives saved by a woman.

 

[Bekah]

BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

 

[Onion Null 2]

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

Well, I mean... That doesn't hurt.

Also, super sexy that you referred to yourself as a colored girl.

 

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BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

I accidentally fucked up the react like twice

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

 

[Bekah]

Well, I mean... That doesn't hurt.

Also, super sexy that you referred to yourself as a colored girl.

Oh my goodness XD

 

[Onion Null 2]

Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

 

[Bekah]

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

Yes it's hard to describe to outsiders. Especially since my tiny island gets no attention from the rest of the world.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Especially since my tiny island gets no attention

I want you to know because I respect you and love you I am holding back the mother of all sex jokes right now.

 

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That's just sharty nigger faggots being sharty nigger faggots. From what I've seen other farmers fucking hate that stupid shit too, they're just an extremely loud minority.


Not just you I'm afraid. Because honestly forum culture is dead, it's all about the twitter/le soyjak humor now. So when you do very long posts that are clearly a shitpost like people used to do in say, SomethingAwful back in the day, you get negrated to hell while people quote your post with a 900000000000x9000000000000 image of an unfunny soyjak going MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG or just tell you to kill yourself/call you a pedophile

It's just how things have grown, and how comedy has been dying over time.

I agree with all of this but at the same time
They’re teenagers, what do you expect. Theres some teens that think actual doo doo shit is unironically funny.

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

 

[Bekah]

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

Well I do live in Alphabet City now, so technically I'm a New Yorker. But I was born and raised on the Isle of Man.

 

[Onion Null 2]

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

I don't care if she's a martian I love Bekah

 

[Bekah]

I don't care if she's a martian I love Bekah

And why do you love me so?

 

[Onion Null 2]

And why do you love me so?

Are you fucking KIDDING??? You told off Ashley in the exact opposite way that I usually do... You were polite and nice to her and told her to seek help. She had a meltdown because you were being pleasant to her. Fucking hilarious. I know you're going to be mad at me for finding stuff like that funny but I still think it's great.

 

[Bekah]

Are you fucking KIDDING??? You told off Ashley in the exact opposite way that I usually do... You were polite and nice to her and told her to seek help. She had a meltdown because you were being pleasant to her. Fucking hilarious. I know you're going to be mad at me for finding stuff like that funny but I still think it's great.

I was just trying to help that girl she obviously has problems. I don't want to be part of any bullying campaign.

 

[Onion Null 2]

I was just trying to help that girl she obviously has problems. I don't want to be part of any bullying campaign.

I know darling I know I would never put you in that position.

 

[Onion Null 2]

I have to go pick up my stupid wife from work, hopefully you're on later Saint Bekah?

 

[Bekah]

Home just between you and I, I'm pretty sure the boy has an unresolved brown sugar addiction.

 

[Kiwismarms]

Wait, I'm gonna need go know the story about the tranny story and how one snuck into the kiwifarms staff.

I had an account back then that got banned because I gave the business to Null. It was a mod, not null that banned me, so I emailed him telling his mod staff have been corrupted and comprimised and the issues he was seeing (DDoS at the time) was caused by a mod.
I didn't go back to the site for 18 months, when I did, there was a post about how just after I was banned Null did a sweep of the jannies and found one was trying to take the site over which is a classic tranny move.

Trombinistia is a tranny and there's another one who is a cunt as well. I'm positive, but have no proof, that Null's account is being used by the mod team. 90% of jannies on websites are trannies. Mods are trannies who infiltrate sites then take them down from the inside.