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[Onion Null 2]

The ignorant autistic retards here won't question you because they're desperate and like your chatGPT-like generic simulation of human interaction but it's been known for years that most of the "insurgents" were actually innocent people. If you knew anything about combat in Iraq you'd be bragging about planting shitty guns on people you shot after the fact to cover your ass because that was insanely commonplace, so common I've seen vets on twitter bragging about it. Also you are lying about muslims strapping explosives to their kids and sending them at you, that's been debunked for decades lmao

You weren't there because you were too chickenshit to join. Either that or you were too fat to pass the physical. The Army went to hell in a handbasket ever since they 86ed the physical requirements.

Sixth alt account in 24 hours by the way.

Also Jack, its your old friend kiwifails! I still have all those hours of audio you gave me! Remember all the hot girls we used to trade on discord?

All you have to do is show one screenshot. All you have to do is prove it. You talk and you talk and you talk and you talk. All you have to do is prove it.

I will give you 10 uninterrupted minutes to prove it before I ban your sixth alt account of the night.

Take another hit, JUNKIE!

 

[Onion Null 2]

Ashley you talk and you talk and you talk and you talk and all you ever do is play a game of show and tell.

You tell everybody everything but you don't want to show your evidence. Show me one screenshot of me doing something illicit and I will walk away forever. I will delete every post I've ever made and I will deactivate my account and you will never hear from me again.

Come on chicken shit. You talk a good one, put your money where your fat slob rage pig mouth is.

 

[Onion Null 2]

See? All talk, fatso.

 

[Home]

Damn I'm glad my family actually loved me and set aside a college fund unlike your worthless white trash hog parents that let you do this to yourself.



Did you know around 20 veterans commit suicide a day? They're throwing a big party in Hell and want you to join nigga! One more panic attack! Let's hear it for panic attacks! Panic attacks are God telling you he hates you! One more panic attack!

NOT AGAIN

@Home FIVE alt accounts in 24 hours and you wonder why she still gets bullied.

Honestly no I totally get the hate now, this is kinda just harassment at this point, Crashley

 

[Onion Null 2]

NOT AGAIN


Honestly no I totally get the hate now, this is kinda just harassment at this point, Crashley

She will do it all day everyday 7 days a week.

She brings it on herself. She has been doing this for the better part of two decades.

And I will accommodate her. There's nothing better than cutting through all that blubber and hitting that bitch right in the feels. I can always tell when I hurt her feelings because she'll make more than five alternate accounts in a day or she'll call Ken a bunch of times and leave nasty messages

 

[Bekah]

She will do it all day everyday 7 days a week.

She brings it on herself. She has been doing this for the better part of two decades.

And I will accommodate her. There's nothing better than cutting through all that blubber and hitting that bitch right in the feels. I can always tell when I hurt her feelings because she'll make more than five alternate accounts in a day or she'll call Ken a bunch of times and leave nasty messages

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Is your little fan club at it again?

 

[Home]

I'm sorry when I tell a story I try as hard as I can to keep my listener invested. But I also want it to be relatable. Everyone can relate to that oh my God I'm so scared I don't know how I'm going to do this, or that moment where you're frozen with fear. People don't realize that that's exactly what it was like in Iraq for me.

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you

I always try to put things into the best context I can, so now you know what it feels like to be a soldier. You are frozen, you are scared, and no amount of training makes it any better it just takes over.

That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like “You- You wanted to go to war?”. I guess after 9/11 it was a feeling of justice, I hear a lot of veterans immediately went to be deployed after that. Some didn’t even wait for the day to end.

The scary part is some people... They still froze. They started screaming for their mom and shit while we were being shot at. You know who usually came through? The girls in our unit. Hell hath no fury like a woman under fire. I would call every woman who served in combat a guardian angel but they are better than that.

I’m not surprised at all honestly, not to toot my own vaginal horn, but a lot of girls specifically have gone through some sort of traumatic event in their life. Whether it be a rape or abuse or something, which sort of numbs them to other aggressors, sometimes even gunfire. At least for some women it does, sometimes even women it makes them even more fragile, or maybe it even does both. I dunno, trauma is weird.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Is your little fan club at it again?

BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

 

[Onion Null 2]

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you

Thank you for that compliment that was very nice.

That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like “You- You wanted to go to war?”. I guess after 9/11 it was a feeling of justice, I hear a lot of veterans immediately went to be deployed after that. Some didn’t even wait for the day to end.

It was a combination of 9/11 and the feeling of invincibility that comes with being in your early twenties.

I’m not surprised at all honestly, not to toot my own vaginal horn, but a lot of girls specifically have gone through some sort of traumatic event in their life. Whether it be a rape or abuse or something, which sort of numbs them to other aggressors, sometimes even gunfire. At least for some women it does, sometimes even women it makes them even more fragile, or maybe it even does both. I dunno, trauma is weird.

I just remember girls who were out there and the same guys that were making fun of "skirts don't belong in the army" were the guys who are getting slapped by them and literally having their lives saved by a woman.

 

[Bekah]

BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

 

[Onion Null 2]

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

Well, I mean... That doesn't hurt.

Also, super sexy that you referred to yourself as a colored girl.

 

[Home]

BEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? QUICK, YOU AND HOME BOTH GIVE ME A SIDE HUG! LETS MAKE AN OREO!!!

I accidentally fucked up the react like twice

I think you just like me so much because I'm a coloured girl who grew up in a country where the black population was less than 0.10%

Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

 

[Bekah]

Well, I mean... That doesn't hurt.

Also, super sexy that you referred to yourself as a colored girl.

Oh my goodness XD

 

[Onion Null 2]

Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

 

[Bekah]

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

Yes it's hard to describe to outsiders. Especially since my tiny island gets no attention from the rest of the world.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Especially since my tiny island gets no attention

I want you to know because I respect you and love you I am holding back the mother of all sex jokes right now.

 

[Home]

That's just sharty nigger faggots being sharty nigger faggots. From what I've seen other farmers fucking hate that stupid shit too, they're just an extremely loud minority.


Not just you I'm afraid. Because honestly forum culture is dead, it's all about the twitter/le soyjak humor now. So when you do very long posts that are clearly a shitpost like people used to do in say, SomethingAwful back in the day, you get negrated to hell while people quote your post with a 900000000000x9000000000000 image of an unfunny soyjak going MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG or just tell you to kill yourself/call you a pedophile

It's just how things have grown, and how comedy has been dying over time.

I agree with all of this but at the same time
They’re teenagers, what do you expect. Theres some teens that think actual doo doo shit is unironically funny.

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

 

[Bekah]

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

Well I do live in Alphabet City now, so technically I'm a New Yorker. But I was born and raised on the Isle of Man.

 

[Onion Null 2]

You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

I don't care if she's a martian I love Bekah

 

[Bekah]

I don't care if she's a martian I love Bekah

And why do you love me so?