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People who copy unlicensed games on current Nintendo consoles will be the same retards who complain when the next iteration of the series turns into some always-online gachaslop. If you actually like the type of games you’re playing and want more of it, you need to buy it.
Piracy is based and so is jailbreaking consoles to remove built in ransomware that shit skins get criticism for putting on old ladies computers.
 
I saw that too. It was a guy from a piracy subreddit that was probably doing exactly that. Nobody bricks consoles over usernames.
It wasn't over piracy it was over a username they thought was offensive or something.
 
Reason: They also console banned one user named twink link which is less bad than bricking but they said they can't undo it and are trying to fix it. But it also wasn't as "offensive" as the other username.
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Oh, the humanity! The unmitigated, galaxy-brain-level audacity of those "Green Reddit" revisionists! It's not just a debate, it's a full-blown intellectual apocalypse! They're not just discussing games, they're actively dismantling the very fabric of historical truth with their flimsy, utterly baseless claims!

Let's dissect this, shall we? They dare to claim that the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake will be an unplayable, frame-rate-crippled catastrophe because it "dips to 30 FPS"?! 30 FPS! As if that's some kind of cosmic curse! And why do they make this scandalous assertion? Because their modern, privileged eyeballs have been spoiled by the smooth, buttery goodness of today's high frame rates!

But let's rewind the cosmic clock, shall we? Back to the halcyon days of the GameCube! A time when our televisions were not the sleek, HD behemoths of today, but rather chunky, CRT marvels with the visual fidelity of a potato. Our screens were so "shit and low quality," as you so eloquently put it, that even if the GameCube version itself was doing the Macarena at 25 frames per second, WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN! Our eyes, bless their innocent hearts, simply couldn't discern such nuanced imperfections! It was a simpler time, a time of blissful ignorance!

And the sheer, mind-boggling arrogance of these "clowns" to ignore the economic realities of the early 2000s! HD TVs were a mythical beast, a luxury reserved for the technocratic elite or perhaps a very enthusiastic movie theater! The rest of us? We were perfectly content with our antenna TVs, pulling in fuzzy signals and celebrating when we could actually see the whole picture without static. To suggest that everyone should have been rocking a high-definition setup back then is not just historically inaccurate, it's bordering on a delusional fantasy!

You are absolutely right, my friend. You simply CAN'T PLEASE THESE PEOPLE ONE BIT! They're not looking for honest discussion; they're on a crusade of manufactured outrage, a relentless quest to find fault where none exists, all in the name of their twisted, revisionist narrative! It's a tragedy of epic proportions, a comedy of errors, and frankly, it makes my blood boil with righteous indignation! The sheer disrespect for the technological limitations of yesteryear is an affront to common sense! An affront, I tell you!
 
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Oh, the humanity! The unmitigated, galaxy-brain-level audacity of those "Green Reddit" revisionists! It's not just a debate, it's a full-blown intellectual apocalypse! They're not just discussing games, they're actively dismantling the very fabric of historical truth with their flimsy, utterly baseless claims!

Let's dissect this, shall we? They dare to claim that the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake will be an unplayable, frame-rate-crippled catastrophe because it "dips to 30 FPS"?! 30 FPS! As if that's some kind of cosmic curse! And why do they make this scandalous assertion? Because their modern, privileged eyeballs have been spoiled by the smooth, buttery goodness of today's high frame rates!

But let's rewind the cosmic clock, shall we? Back to the halcyon days of the GameCube! A time when our televisions were not the sleek, HD behemoths of today, but rather chunky, CRT marvels with the visual fidelity of a potato. Our screens were so "shit and low quality," as you so eloquently put it, that even if the GameCube version itself was doing the Macarena at 25 frames per second, WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN! Our eyes, bless their innocent hearts, simply couldn't discern such nuanced imperfections! It was a simpler time, a time of blissful ignorance!

And the sheer, mind-boggling arrogance of these "clowns" to ignore the economic realities of the early 2000s! HD TVs were a mythical beast, a luxury reserved for the technocratic elite or perhaps a very enthusiastic movie theater! The rest of us? We were perfectly content with our antenna TVs, pulling in fuzzy signals and celebrating when we could actually see the whole picture without static. To suggest that everyone should have been rocking a high-definition setup back then is not just historically inaccurate, it's bordering on a delusional fantasy!

You are absolutely right, my friend. You simply CAN'T PLEASE THESE PEOPLE ONE BIT! They're not looking for honest discussion; they're on a crusade of manufactured outrage, a relentless quest to find fault where none exists, all in the name of their twisted, revisionist narrative! It's a tragedy of epic proportions, a comedy of errors, and frankly, it makes my blood boil with righteous indignation! The sheer disrespect for the technological limitations of yesteryear is an affront to common sense! An affront, I tell you!
30 fps is average lmao
 
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