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Muttley
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Thought this Steam review was pretty funny
Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.
FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.
This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?
Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.
Conditionally recommended.
FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.
This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?
Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.
Conditionally recommended.
Kiwi Pot Pie
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Null and the bulk of Green Redditors only care about loli when they can use it as a cudgel against internet figures they hate (including other Green Redditors). They have no consistency or morals beside whatever they fuels their moral outrage boner. If UsefulMistake ever winds up on Null's bad side (instead of just Null seething at him on his Lidl Drip alt account), it will be open season on him.
The great thing about the Lidl drama though is it revealed how much is going on in the private channels and private messages. This is going to make it a lot easier to supeona that information and you have to believe that is going to be a fucking treasure trove even if it isnt necessarily relevant to my case. I have no way of knowing if it is or isn't but since it's private and I can't see it Null can't just hand wave it away to the judge and as it's a matter of public record once that gets on there any interested party can get a copy, y'know? I'm almost afraid to see what UM talks about after seeing his Youtube though
Reason: I mean who knows what copyrighted images or videos they're sharing of mine in messages, right?
This idiot should've known that cozying up to Green Reddit and Jewsh was a very bad idea and that they were going to air out all of his dirty laundry sooner or later.Cardposting joined the farms and it went about as well as you would expect (I actually thought he already had an account)
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Obscenity2022
Remarkable Onion
Another reason i forgot to add to my comment about kiwifarms becoming green reddit is that because of how greatly free speech has opened up on X and tiktok and Instagram now, combined with the bannings, Kiwifarms isn't this special club where all the hip people are now. There are so many better places where you can discuss all this shit without getting banned because you disagreed with a woman or a fagoot
i know that will get me mocked, but the reputation of the farms combined with being one of the few places to talk about lolcows meant a lot of people flocked to it who weren't as spergy as the rest of the internet. But just like how true crime exploded in the 2010s, "lolcows" have exploded in the 2020s. Obviously you have turkey tom but besides him you have tons of youtubers making their living "reading off the forum" and now you can use reddit or green reddit or X or discord or twitch or any social media if you want the biggest news regarding your favorite lolcow, especially the more niche ones because kiwifarms treats Tiktok like it doesn't exist. You can be all about the latest antics of Patrick Tomlinson and never know the farms exists, thats how wide the lolcow culture is. And honestly a big reason why Null is allowing more poo touching, its the only difference between people going there vs alternative websites to leak big shit.
Same thing with reactionary politics, most of kiwifarms might know of Fuentes, but they don't really know about I,Hypocrite or Curtis Yarvin the way they should, the people in the hoe math and BAP threads are a small group and mostly dedicated pink triangles. Kiwifarms A&N people are so retarded they assume anyone talking about far-right wing stuff has to naturally have a kiwifarms account, they don't realize how much that sort of discussion has exploded on X and even Tiktok in the last 2 years.
The JQ went from something you'd only find on 4chan and kiwifarms to it being a social norm literally everywhere, talking about the ZOG in 2022 was still fringe, now in 2025 its old news. You might as well talk about how pineapple shouldn't be on pizza and how Die Hard is a christmas film
like these fat neocons in the politics general have their own cute nickname for JD Vance because they assume he's a kiwifarmer because he referenced the Burger Suit meme, which is just an X joke from last year that has destroyed the politics thread like fucking AIDs in the male dancer profession back in the 80s.
that thread openly treats trump like a god emperor and demands sacrifices from anyone that isn't ok with how they fucked up the Epstein case.
Which is probably another reason most people just flock to X where you still have people of differing opinion on the far right and can have intelligent discussions.
Between BP, A&N, the private subforums and the DM chains. Its like all the worst parts of reddit, with its obnoxious group think and strong belief that the entire world revolves around them. the stupid fucks literally give Null credit for the entire StopKillingGames thing. but the biggest thing that makes it similar to reddit is its "metaverse" thats what reddit called circlebroke, SubredditDrama, Drama, ShitredditSays, Gamingcirclejerk and subreddits like that.
and despite having so many subreddits, overall it was just what modern kiwifarms is, a lot of infighting and doxing other users and turning them into laughing stocks. Think about Elaine or Zoey or all the other users on kiwifarms that now have their own OP, at this point i feel like every lolcow people are talking about has had a kiwifarms account. You used to even have Aaron from Nick's thread come in and discuss issues.
its insane how most of the farms is just massive infighting with the amount of actual content being churned out this year being fuck all, its been half a year of nothing for plenty of lolcows, and if its not nothing, its mostly Ws. Nick Rekieta has had a great year overall with winning aganist aaron and monty and getting back into streaming and while his reputation might be in tatters, that all happened last year. compared to this time last year its just been good things, even his court case for feeding his daughter cocaine was a slap on the wrist. Dick is still going strong financially and now has a kid.
in fact its mostly the kiwifarms userbase itself taking the most Ls and being the most milked lolcows, plenty of people revealed to be pedos and power users getting banned or fucked with mercilessly by the other power users. Overall its just a wild time to join kiwifarms, it feels like Something Awful in 2014. Just completely on a downward spiral, its to the point where most users know Null and his fanboys rule the site with an iron fist and allow such blatant hypocrisies without fail.
Lidl is arguably the biggest cause for the downwfall of kiwifarms, just by how she's normalized going after certain users and doing debate threads and other intentional rage bait threads and showing Null to be a faggot every step of the way, the mythos around him vs years back has vanished. Even among the rest of the internet. Its obvious to most people how Null isn't a free speech warrior and is mostly a lying fag, with a quick ban hammer. Especially on X, he's banned so many people it has fucked his reputation up on the site.
the Kino Kasino thread will be talked about for the rest of the decade regarding how blatantly Null fucks people who are actually contributing to the site vs juggling his nuts.
i know that will get me mocked, but the reputation of the farms combined with being one of the few places to talk about lolcows meant a lot of people flocked to it who weren't as spergy as the rest of the internet. But just like how true crime exploded in the 2010s, "lolcows" have exploded in the 2020s. Obviously you have turkey tom but besides him you have tons of youtubers making their living "reading off the forum" and now you can use reddit or green reddit or X or discord or twitch or any social media if you want the biggest news regarding your favorite lolcow, especially the more niche ones because kiwifarms treats Tiktok like it doesn't exist. You can be all about the latest antics of Patrick Tomlinson and never know the farms exists, thats how wide the lolcow culture is. And honestly a big reason why Null is allowing more poo touching, its the only difference between people going there vs alternative websites to leak big shit.
Same thing with reactionary politics, most of kiwifarms might know of Fuentes, but they don't really know about I,Hypocrite or Curtis Yarvin the way they should, the people in the hoe math and BAP threads are a small group and mostly dedicated pink triangles. Kiwifarms A&N people are so retarded they assume anyone talking about far-right wing stuff has to naturally have a kiwifarms account, they don't realize how much that sort of discussion has exploded on X and even Tiktok in the last 2 years.
The JQ went from something you'd only find on 4chan and kiwifarms to it being a social norm literally everywhere, talking about the ZOG in 2022 was still fringe, now in 2025 its old news. You might as well talk about how pineapple shouldn't be on pizza and how Die Hard is a christmas film
like these fat neocons in the politics general have their own cute nickname for JD Vance because they assume he's a kiwifarmer because he referenced the Burger Suit meme, which is just an X joke from last year that has destroyed the politics thread like fucking AIDs in the male dancer profession back in the 80s.
that thread openly treats trump like a god emperor and demands sacrifices from anyone that isn't ok with how they fucked up the Epstein case.
Which is probably another reason most people just flock to X where you still have people of differing opinion on the far right and can have intelligent discussions.
Between BP, A&N, the private subforums and the DM chains. Its like all the worst parts of reddit, with its obnoxious group think and strong belief that the entire world revolves around them. the stupid fucks literally give Null credit for the entire StopKillingGames thing. but the biggest thing that makes it similar to reddit is its "metaverse" thats what reddit called circlebroke, SubredditDrama, Drama, ShitredditSays, Gamingcirclejerk and subreddits like that.
and despite having so many subreddits, overall it was just what modern kiwifarms is, a lot of infighting and doxing other users and turning them into laughing stocks. Think about Elaine or Zoey or all the other users on kiwifarms that now have their own OP, at this point i feel like every lolcow people are talking about has had a kiwifarms account. You used to even have Aaron from Nick's thread come in and discuss issues.
its insane how most of the farms is just massive infighting with the amount of actual content being churned out this year being fuck all, its been half a year of nothing for plenty of lolcows, and if its not nothing, its mostly Ws. Nick Rekieta has had a great year overall with winning aganist aaron and monty and getting back into streaming and while his reputation might be in tatters, that all happened last year. compared to this time last year its just been good things, even his court case for feeding his daughter cocaine was a slap on the wrist. Dick is still going strong financially and now has a kid.
in fact its mostly the kiwifarms userbase itself taking the most Ls and being the most milked lolcows, plenty of people revealed to be pedos and power users getting banned or fucked with mercilessly by the other power users. Overall its just a wild time to join kiwifarms, it feels like Something Awful in 2014. Just completely on a downward spiral, its to the point where most users know Null and his fanboys rule the site with an iron fist and allow such blatant hypocrisies without fail.
Lidl is arguably the biggest cause for the downwfall of kiwifarms, just by how she's normalized going after certain users and doing debate threads and other intentional rage bait threads and showing Null to be a faggot every step of the way, the mythos around him vs years back has vanished. Even among the rest of the internet. Its obvious to most people how Null isn't a free speech warrior and is mostly a lying fag, with a quick ban hammer. Especially on X, he's banned so many people it has fucked his reputation up on the site.
the Kino Kasino thread will be talked about for the rest of the decade regarding how blatantly Null fucks people who are actually contributing to the site vs juggling his nuts.
Can't wait for this not to go anywhere. the monty lawsuit was going on 6 years and still wasn't finished. i assume you're not even 10% of the way into your journey.
Do you have a screenshot of this?
Muttley
Remarkable Onion
if he's talking about the part of the forum I think he is, there is a secret part of the forum for T&H (i think you also have to have a certain amount of account activity but I cant remember)
but honestly its like super gay and ive only seen one funny post there like once
crabshack and other gay dm chains are 10x better
who?Cardposting joined the farms and it went about as well as you would expect (I actually thought he already had an account)
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Muttley
Remarkable Onion
he's a small internet figure who occasionally comes up online, josh covered him on mati, sometimes he's mentioned on the farms
until he tried to personal army, some people on the farms carried a torch for him because he talked about sneed
but they were dumb to carry a torch for a commie tripfag, all commies are subhuman and tripfags are extreme weirdos
vlcmediaplayer
Baby Onion
Yes there is two Lounges not accessible by default.
Supporters for T&H and the Top Secret Inner Circle for shitposting.
Null has said before that DMs are about 10% of all messages posted on KF. So you can only imagine what happens there.
MagiKKK.
In all seriousness I'm convinced that almost every user have joined at least one DM chain. I myself was a member of one about Russia-Ukraine kerfuffle, was mostly civil but infightings have happened on few occasions. Surprisingly civil and well adjusted one if you'd consider shacks like one of Wry Wrangler and his Incestine Ranch within the farms.
Muttley
Remarkable Onion
(Is it account age or account activity? How old/how many posts do you have to make?) I actually got access to it for a period on my original swanswanson account, nothing of note happened there, but it may have changed since then.
Gaijin Goombah
Baby Onion
Some nobody on Twitter likes loli? It's fire and brimstone for him, dig up his entire life history and try to make him unable to find work anywhere again.
Trump publicly covers for Epstein and his list? I sleep.
vlcmediaplayer
Baby Onion
From memory, your account needs to be over 3 months or so, make about 50 posts (to the point of being able to edit your custom title, etc) and have a positive reaction score. That's for the Secret Inner Circle.
Supporters has no special requirements other then paying Null.
Nothing ever happens in the Secret Inner Circle, but infighting occasionally happens in the Supporters board.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
Seeing Jersh and the Kiwis having a massive hate boner for anime, you'd think he would embrace it to promote Kiwi Farms. So here's some culture war lore I'm going to drop here.
Back in the 1980's, Punk Rock was the rage with young people (Gen X) back in the day. The Hippie movement was fading away, flower power became cringe by the 1980's. But here comes a new youth movement called Punk Rock; it was edgy, offensive, and pissed off a lot of retards back in the day (leather jackets, leather boots, body piercings, tattoos, and dyed hair was the style for the rebellious youth back in the day). The 1980's is where bands like Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Green Day, Sex Pistols, the Misfits, and others of the like would get their start here.
Truth be told, Punk Rock as a music genre is a big tent genre because punk rock artists can adopt a wide range of political ideologies (which range from being libertarian to being liberal because Punk Rock put a heavy emphasis on individualism). But there was one section of the Punk Rock community that was different from the rest, the white supremacists.
The 1980's would see a revival of white supremacy in America because a lot of younger white supremacists really liked Punk Rock and they saw it as a way to express their beliefs. White supremacy was on its death bed because groups like the Ku Klux Klan had far too much baggage attached to them which made white supremacy a really unpopular idea. But then comes these young white people being into Punk while also reading Mein Kampf and these younger white supremacists saw Punk as a way to promote their cause. Far-right groups like the Ku Klux Klax were hesitant at first (because the KKK and other far-right groups saw Punk as degenerate) but if Punk could get people to join the far-right, the older generations of far-right extremists were willing to tolerate the degenerate aspects of Punk Rock if it lead to more white people joining the far-right. Punk Rock saved America's Far-Right from the brink of extinction.
Which brings me to now. It's clear that Anime and Manga are no longer these niche forms of foreign entertainment anymore, they have become very popular within the Western world. But if you remember the Kirche collab with Metokur, she commended how the anime community has always been pretty edgy and if we're talking politics, the anime community has always been pretty center-right to right-leaning; she is completely right in this observation.
If you go on social media right now and you look at how the anime communities there are like; with the exception of leftist shitholes like Reddit or Tiktok, much of the anime community is edgy, offensive, and leans more towards the Right on the political spectrum (especially these days with Leftoids trying to subvert Japanese pop culture content).
One of my observations that I see on social media is seeing edgy weebs use cute anime characters to express some really spicy right-wing political views (think Moon Man levels of edgy). Part of the reason why the online anime community hasn't been fully subverted by Leftoids (or by other authoritarians seeking dominance) is because of how edgy the anime community is; especially considering that origins of the online anime community as we know it can be traced back to 4chan culture when 4chan was new.
Anime and Manga is the new Punk Rock. Even some far-right groups on the Internet (like some people on the Dissident Right) are taking advantage of this because much like how Punk Rock recruited more people into the far-right, they realize that they can use Japanese pop culture to recruit more people into the far-right and some of the people on the Dissident Right are willing to tolerate some of the more degenerate aspects of Japanese pop culture (Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, Lolicon, and Shotacon) if it means they can steer people into the hands of the Right, much like how the KKK tolerated some of the really edgy and degenerate aspects of Punk Rock to get more people to join them.
This is what I find laughable about Jersh's hate bonor for Japanese pop culture. Jersh has made an enemy of the anime community where most in the anime fandom won't join Kiwi Farms on the count that the anime fandom is simply not welcomed there. It's no surprise that the anime fandom will be attrached more to people like Pippa or Kirsche because they're as edgy as Jersh but without being hostile towards the anime community. Jersh's hostility towards the anime fandom has costed him a lot of potential new members because him being irrationally angry against anime has made him more alone. If someone wants to learn more about today's lolcows and they just so happen to like anime then they're going to watch edgy vtubers like Pippa or Kirche and they're never going to go on Kiwi Farms for this. Anime and Manga are the new Punk Rock and Jersh is too retarded to capitalize on this in order for Kiwi Farms to grow.
Back in the 1980's, Punk Rock was the rage with young people (Gen X) back in the day. The Hippie movement was fading away, flower power became cringe by the 1980's. But here comes a new youth movement called Punk Rock; it was edgy, offensive, and pissed off a lot of retards back in the day (leather jackets, leather boots, body piercings, tattoos, and dyed hair was the style for the rebellious youth back in the day). The 1980's is where bands like Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Green Day, Sex Pistols, the Misfits, and others of the like would get their start here.
Truth be told, Punk Rock as a music genre is a big tent genre because punk rock artists can adopt a wide range of political ideologies (which range from being libertarian to being liberal because Punk Rock put a heavy emphasis on individualism). But there was one section of the Punk Rock community that was different from the rest, the white supremacists.
The 1980's would see a revival of white supremacy in America because a lot of younger white supremacists really liked Punk Rock and they saw it as a way to express their beliefs. White supremacy was on its death bed because groups like the Ku Klux Klan had far too much baggage attached to them which made white supremacy a really unpopular idea. But then comes these young white people being into Punk while also reading Mein Kampf and these younger white supremacists saw Punk as a way to promote their cause. Far-right groups like the Ku Klux Klax were hesitant at first (because the KKK and other far-right groups saw Punk as degenerate) but if Punk could get people to join the far-right, the older generations of far-right extremists were willing to tolerate the degenerate aspects of Punk Rock if it lead to more white people joining the far-right. Punk Rock saved America's Far-Right from the brink of extinction.
Which brings me to now. It's clear that Anime and Manga are no longer these niche forms of foreign entertainment anymore, they have become very popular within the Western world. But if you remember the Kirche collab with Metokur, she commended how the anime community has always been pretty edgy and if we're talking politics, the anime community has always been pretty center-right to right-leaning; she is completely right in this observation.
If you go on social media right now and you look at how the anime communities there are like; with the exception of leftist shitholes like Reddit or Tiktok, much of the anime community is edgy, offensive, and leans more towards the Right on the political spectrum (especially these days with Leftoids trying to subvert Japanese pop culture content).
One of my observations that I see on social media is seeing edgy weebs use cute anime characters to express some really spicy right-wing political views (think Moon Man levels of edgy). Part of the reason why the online anime community hasn't been fully subverted by Leftoids (or by other authoritarians seeking dominance) is because of how edgy the anime community is; especially considering that origins of the online anime community as we know it can be traced back to 4chan culture when 4chan was new.
Anime and Manga is the new Punk Rock. Even some far-right groups on the Internet (like some people on the Dissident Right) are taking advantage of this because much like how Punk Rock recruited more people into the far-right, they realize that they can use Japanese pop culture to recruit more people into the far-right and some of the people on the Dissident Right are willing to tolerate some of the more degenerate aspects of Japanese pop culture (Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, Lolicon, and Shotacon) if it means they can steer people into the hands of the Right, much like how the KKK tolerated some of the really edgy and degenerate aspects of Punk Rock to get more people to join them.
This is what I find laughable about Jersh's hate bonor for Japanese pop culture. Jersh has made an enemy of the anime community where most in the anime fandom won't join Kiwi Farms on the count that the anime fandom is simply not welcomed there. It's no surprise that the anime fandom will be attrached more to people like Pippa or Kirsche because they're as edgy as Jersh but without being hostile towards the anime community. Jersh's hostility towards the anime fandom has costed him a lot of potential new members because him being irrationally angry against anime has made him more alone. If someone wants to learn more about today's lolcows and they just so happen to like anime then they're going to watch edgy vtubers like Pippa or Kirche and they're never going to go on Kiwi Farms for this. Anime and Manga are the new Punk Rock and Jersh is too retarded to capitalize on this in order for Kiwi Farms to grow.
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@zoey motherfucker you have explanation to do. Why have you joined skibidi farms, don't you know that~
Oh wait that parrot moron must've meant this site. Why quite rich coming from user of a site which main audience of old guard have either been shunned of left because kiwi have become literal degenerate haven under them own shnobels and Null's clitty bleeding over cheese debates and uncomfortable facts from his last coming up to be seen by wider audience.
Huh... To think about the only thing pedophilic I witnessed was Tardshley' excessive fixation on minors in her posts. Oh and Alex with @ClausMystery
Aight, but the funny thing is these three are stemmin' from kiwi to begin with sooooo... Tsk, yeah, not a good attempt at sting, parrot nigger.
@zoey motherfucker you have explanation to do. Why have you joined skibidi farms, don't you know that~
Oh wait that parrot moron must've meant this site. Why quite rich coming from user of a site which main audience of old guard have either been shunned of left because kiwi have become literal degenerate haven under them own shnobels and Null's clitty bleeding over cheese debates and uncomfortable facts from his last coming up to be seen by wider audience.
Huh... To think about the only thing pedophilic I witnessed was Tardshley' excessive fixation on minors in her posts. Oh and Alex with @ClausMystery
Aight, but the funny thing is these three are stemmin' from kiwi to begin with sooooo... Tsk, yeah, not a good attempt at sting, parrot nigger.
Boobie Bomb
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