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[cosmic veteran]

This is probably my favorite thread in the inner circle.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ok-so-penis-pumps-actually-work.223662/

Spoiler: Long screenshots

If this is a shit post he is not breaking character.View attachment 94854lidl drip makes a guest appearance.View attachment 94853View attachment 94852View attachment 94851He talks about it more on the second page.

More here.

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something something foreskin balloons something something Jewish fairground toy something something penis pumpsView attachment 94855He never said anything about devices that don't turn on.View attachment 94856Starting to think this isn't a bit.View attachment 94857ok yeah this isn't a bit. Kiwi farms users need penis pumps for their small dicks and that's why they are so angry all the time confirmed.View attachment 94858The idea of people actually buying knock off penis pumps off of Temu is beyond hilarious to me.

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Spoiler: How bad could it be?

I stand corrected. Also I had the same reaction as gog & magog.View attachment 94859op is confirmed fagView attachment 94860I remember laughing at retards doing that trend and called it tik tok nigger lip challenge.View attachment 94861Well that was certainly a thread of all time.

seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread

 

[IKOL]

seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread

In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.

 

[cosmic veteran]

In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.

what's funny is that penis pills exists. these drugs are designed to make your dick bigger. I don't know if there exists drugs for female genitalia, all I know is these stuff have side effects, so you should not use them unless you really know what you're doing

 

[Gore San]

what's funny is that penis pills exists. these drugs are designed to make your dick bigger. I don't know if there exists drugs for female genitalia, all I know is these stuff have side effects, so you should not use them unless you really know what you're doing

Pills that turn pussies into sarlac pits sounds like the exact kind of product no one asked for but people would try to make anyway.

 

[cosmic veteran]

sarlac pits

as in that pit creature from star wars? also, I believe there are drugs for making the vagina tighter

 

[Gore San]

as in that pit creature from star wars? also, I believe there are drugs for making the vagina tighter

I just wanted to go with the funniest option. Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.

 

[cosmic veteran]

Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.

remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews

 

[Gore San]

remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews

Makes sense he thought lidl is a woman Josh was dating in hindsight. I'm not saying he was onto something, I'm just saying it makes sense he would believe something that retarded in hindsight. Considering all the other retarded shit he believes.

 

[cosmic veteran]

Considering all the other retarded shit he believes.

yeah, like that one time when he believes I'm the one botting kiwifarms?

Most of the thread is about the leejun of "bots" Arkomia keeps sending over there for whatever reason

When he's the one who went out of his way to do this? The fact that not only he lies but he also indoctrinate himself into believing his lies is batshit laughable

 

[Kan]

seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread

They pump penises.

 

[IKOL]

remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews

And now @ipredateminors is Daniel himself, i guess.
What a messy world we live in.

 

[ElasaticalRubber]

I just wanted to go with the funniest option. Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.

remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews

I remember when tranny dan called me a whiny faggot one time, which is funny because he bitches about us on Longue96 and probably still does, hell, he even said I didn't contribute to the site or something, which is funny because I've been engaging in the discussion for over a year and some months by now.

 

[Neighbor Nerds]

@ipredateminors

This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, We need this name change NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

 

[IKOL]

This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, We need this name change NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

@Gore San some fellow onion have an offer for you.
Not not me.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

use this:
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/singlefile/mpiodijhokgodhhofbcjdecpffjipkle
it allows you to download a web page complete with everything, including multimedia stuff. even on a web page that has your settings saved with cookies or has account system involved, it's still works

Does it also work on private DMs on KiwiFarms?

 

[Gore San]

yeah, like that one time when he believes I'm the one botting kiwifarms?

When he's the one who went out of his way to do this? The fact that not only he lies but he also indoctrinate himself into believing his lies is batshit laughable

He just makes up his own narrative and chooses to believe them with no evidence.

I remember when tranny dan called me a whiny faggot one time, which is funny because he bitches about us on Longue96 and probably still does, hell, he even said I didn't contribute to the site or something, which is funny because I've been engaging in the discussion for over a year and some months by now.

He complains that we complain about kiwi farms with 0 self awareness he is doing what he complains about.

And now @ipredateminors is Daniel himself, i guess.
What a messy world we live in.

I personally wanted to change his name to Ipreferpicklerick and make his avatar pickle Rick getting eaten by the pickle stork. Because he doesn't like Rick and Morty so that would upset him greatly without being outright offensive. But that sounds funny too.

This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, We need this name change NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

Ipreferminors is also a good one.

@Gore San some fellow onion have an offer for you.
Not not me.

Unfortunately I don't have that ability, and if I did I would have to take it up with ken and the other staff. If it were up to me he would be pickle Rick right now. The funny part isn't the meme itself, it's how annoyed he would be looking at it every time he posts.

Wait, this shit is real? I thought that was just a joke in Austin Powers. Holy fucking kek! This some kino shit

Someone in that thread thought the same thing. So you're not the only one. I wasn't sure if it was serious or not at first myself like another user.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Seeing a bunch of my friends get permabanned over the past year is what really soured me against Null. Given Null and Lidl Drip both have this moody tone of vinegar, I am tempted to feel they are the same person.

There has been very little actual lolcow content even featured on the site for like a year. It’s ridiculous.

Kiwi Farms isn't a lolcow forum anymore.

Kiwi Farms is basically Reddit-lite.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I feel someone should inform you that no one is triggered over you repeating Green Reddit since people have been saying Reddit Farms for years. They're rolling their eyes and cringing because you're an unfunny spastic, ultimately being why you got swept. Had you not been swept you would still be over there, which negates a lot of your tard babble. You have main character syndrome and should grow up. Alternatively, learn to at least be funny

He is fine.

 

[Fedbuster]

Green Reddit

 

[ElasaticalRubber]

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Cope harder Green Redditor

"I hate how he calls this place green reddit"