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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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General Discussion: users, bad takes, jannys, Null, etc
seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread
In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.
 
In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.
what's funny is that penis pills exists. these drugs are designed to make your dick bigger. I don't know if there exists drugs for female genitalia, all I know is these stuff have side effects, so you should not use them unless you really know what you're doing
 
what's funny is that penis pills exists. these drugs are designed to make your dick bigger. I don't know if there exists drugs for female genitalia, all I know is these stuff have side effects, so you should not use them unless you really know what you're doing
Pills that turn pussies into sarlac pits sounds like the exact kind of product no one asked for but people would try to make anyway.
 
as in that pit creature from star wars? also, I believe there are drugs for making the vagina tighter
I just wanted to go with the funniest option. Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.
 
Reason: Make it like a slip n slide.
Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.
remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews
 
remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews
Makes sense he thought lidl is a woman Josh was dating in hindsight. I'm not saying he was onto something, I'm just saying it makes sense he would believe something that retarded in hindsight. Considering all the other retarded shit he believes.
 
Considering all the other retarded shit he believes.
yeah, like that one time when he believes I'm the one botting kiwifarms?
Most of the thread is about the leejun of "bots" Arkomia keeps sending over there for whatever reason
When he's the one who went out of his way to do this? The fact that not only he lies but he also indoctrinate himself into believing his lies is batshit laughable
 
seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread
They pump penises.
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remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews
And now @ipredateminors is Daniel himself, i guess.
What a messy world we live in.
 
I just wanted to go with the funniest option. Maybe that pooner Danny thought I was could have taken some vagina loosener instead of trooning out because of her medically too tight vagina or something.
remember when he thought you are a pooner? lmao. I still remember when he accused people of wildest shit like how he accuse @VAIDS Victim of being a moderator of a breast milk fetish forum, how I "jerk off to toilet camera footage", and how @ipreferpickles is an Asian woman who does film reviews
I remember when tranny dan called me a whiny faggot one time, which is funny because he bitches about us on Longue96 and probably still does, hell, he even said I didn't contribute to the site or something, which is funny because I've been engaging in the discussion for over a year and some months by now.
 
yeah, like that one time when he believes I'm the one botting kiwifarms?

When he's the one who went out of his way to do this? The fact that not only he lies but he also indoctrinate himself into believing his lies is batshit laughable
He just makes up his own narrative and chooses to believe them with no evidence.
I remember when tranny dan called me a whiny faggot one time, which is funny because he bitches about us on Longue96 and probably still does, hell, he even said I didn't contribute to the site or something, which is funny because I've been engaging in the discussion for over a year and some months by now.
He complains that we complain about kiwi farms with 0 self awareness he is doing what he complains about.
And now @ipredateminors is Daniel himself, i guess.
What a messy world we live in.
I personally wanted to change his name to Ipreferpicklerick and make his avatar pickle Rick getting eaten by the pickle stork. Because he doesn't like Rick and Morty so that would upset him greatly without being outright offensive. But that sounds funny too.
This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction, We need this name change NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
Ipreferminors is also a good one.
@Gore San some fellow onion have an offer for you.
Not not me.
Unfortunately I don't have that ability, and if I did I would have to take it up with ken and the other staff. If it were up to me he would be pickle Rick right now. The funny part isn't the meme itself, it's how annoyed he would be looking at it every time he posts.
Wait, this shit is real? I thought that was just a joke in Austin Powers. Holy fucking kek! This some kino shit
Someone in that thread thought the same thing. So you're not the only one. I wasn't sure if it was serious or not at first myself like another user.
 
Seeing a bunch of my friends get permabanned over the past year is what really soured me against Null. Given Null and Lidl Drip both have this moody tone of vinegar, I am tempted to feel they are the same person.

There has been very little actual lolcow content even featured on the site for like a year. It’s ridiculous.
Kiwi Farms isn't a lolcow forum anymore.

Kiwi Farms is basically Reddit-lite.
 
I feel someone should inform you that no one is triggered over you repeating Green Reddit since people have been saying Reddit Farms for years. They're rolling their eyes and cringing because you're an unfunny spastic, ultimately being why you got swept. Had you not been swept you would still be over there, which negates a lot of your tard babble. You have main character syndrome and should grow up. Alternatively, learn to at least be funny :optimistic:
He is fine.
 
. If it were me I would just go and print every page as a PDF file and either zoom in to the point it crops you account details out or edit it so you cover those up. PDFs will give the most detail of the thread without you needing to take 5 million different screenshots and will allow you to spend minimal time there so as to be seen spending a fuckload of time there.
exactly, its not that hard to do
In my opinion, just the Spiderman and Multipass threads are worth dealing with.
thats 5k posts right there, probably a majority of the supporter thread if the subforum is anything like the other private one for well liked users.
I will think about it for sure, it's kinda weird how nobody else here has T&H.

Speaking of Zoey what's going on with her?
you'd need to have an account and its a waste of time if you already hate the farms
I guess she's trying to get a job so Green Reddit is doing all they can to push their site to the top of the search results to meddle with that. BUT THEY DON'T COWTIP GUYS YOU NEED TO BELIEVE THEM! First they groom her then this. It's actually super grimey and similar to what traffickers do. It's super bizarre because normally the goal is to let cows find normal employment and to get them to touch grass unless they are legitimate pedos like Cyraxx. They're bound and determined to ruin her life and I don't really understand why. She just goes to their site and argues with them and tells them to die. Happens to us too, not worth life ruination.

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if Zoey is freaking out about this, can we just admit that no job ever looks you up. at least any that would be available to Zoey. Maybe your coworkers might, but i assure you that would only happen if you're already too insufferable
 
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