Joining The Marines

[Bear Hammer]

Pass the ASVAB (score a 31) = you are legally not retarded, just a double digiter. Blacks average a lower IQ so many barely pass.

I thank god everyday I’m not black.

Spoiler: Blacks failing the ASVAB complication

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

Don't be a faggot, join the army. No matter what they try to assign you, tell them you want infantry.

I mean if you're going to join the military, you want to be where the action is, boots on the ground. You don't want to be some chicken shit doing a trigonometry problem to make a sniper shot from a mile away, and you don't want to be stuck working as a mechanic you want to do that you could just go to jiffy lube and get a job there.

The army is amazing for a young man such as yourself. You'll travel the world and meet different foreign people from interesting and varied cultures. And mag dump an M16 into their center mass right before you rape their daughter lol.

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

Also, the fact that you came up with "Nigger tier ASVAB score" off the top of your head like that tells me that you're gonna fit in just fine.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Don't be a faggot, join the army. No matter what they try to assign you, tell them you want infantry.

I mean if you're going to join the military, you want to be where the action is, boots on the ground. You don't want to be some chicken shit doing a trigonometry problem to make a sniper shot from a mile away, and you don't want to be stuck working as a mechanic you want to do that you could just go to jiffy lube and get a job there.

The army is amazing for a young man such as yourself. You'll travel the world and meet different foreign people from interesting and varied cultures. And mag dump an M16 into their center mass right before you rape their daughter lol.

But the marine dress blues tho…

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

But the marine dress blues tho…

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I miss my DCUs. Somebody told me the style has changed from the 2000s one. Some guys got to wear CCUs that were pretty much just a variant of the DCU except with little bells and whistles on them like extra pockets and stuff, but we were never important enough to get that shit.

Fuck dude when I was over there we were so early that we had DCUs and fucking JUNGLE CAMO VESTS that made us stick out like a sore fucking thumb lol.

Your tax dollars at work. A trillion dollar war machine and these bungling assholes put us out there with jungle patterns on top of desert camo while we were writing our families for socks and silly string.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You know your country is fucked when Americans are getting delivered cake to the front lines.

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

You know your country is fucked when Americans are getting delivered cake to the front lines.

I heard that story on a YouTube short and I was like these niggers are out here getting CAKE? I couldn't lose the canteen I used to take a piss in while I was riding in the Humvee or they'd make me pay out of pocket for it.

Fuckin A, man. We weren't even technically a superpower yet and they were getting chocolate cake sent to them. I had to buy my own cigarettes and incidentals from the locals.

 

[Bear Hammer]

WHY ARE THEY ARE ALWAYS BLACCCCCKKKK

All of the shit on the test is 10th grade subjects btw

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

WHY ARE THEY ARE ALWAYS BLACCCCCKKKK

All of the shit on the test is 10th grade subjects btw

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"I've been studying for 2 months blud"

That's your problem. This shouldn't have to be shit that you study for. The ASVAB is a test to make sure that you're not too retarded to put on the front line.

I guess now I know why so many niggers were 11b with me.

 

[Jazz_is_Immortal!]

 

[Bear Hammer]

Don’t tell anybody but pvt joker being a combat correspondent actually lead to me wanting to be one also, this movie also kind of had a hand in me wanting to be in the marine corps.

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

"I've been studying for 2 months blud"

That's your problem. This shouldn't have to be shit that you study for. The ASVAB is a test to make sure that you're not too retarded to put on the front line.

I guess now I know why so many niggers were 11b with me.

Minimum passing ASVAB score correlates to an IQ of 90. Average black IQ hovers around ~85. Do the math. Armed Forces cannot legally induct dumb-dumbs anymore after they sent 100,000 retards to Vietnam and most of them died or came back as the stereotypical drunk hobo vet.

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

Minimum passing ASVAB score correlates to an IQ of 90. Average black IQ hovers around ~85. Do the math. Armed Forces cannot legally induct dumb-dumbs anymore after they sent 100,000 retards to Vietnam and most of them died or came back as the stereotypical drunk hobo vet.

Some of the smartest dudes I ever met in my life were infantry in Iraq. And all of us had the same answer for why we were infantry.... "I didn't want to lay on the ground in a puddle of my own piss for 3 days doing a trigonometry problem to shoot a guy one time with a sniper rifle"

 

[ANNE HATHAWAY FANANNE HATHAWAY FAN is verified member.]

Don’t tell anybody but pvt joker being a combat correspondent actually lead to me wanting to be one also, this movie also kind of had a hand in me wanting to be in the marine corps.

Faggot. Go polish your camera, princess.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Faggot. Go polish your camera, princess.

Bro I gotta have some kind of skill for a career in the civilian world when I leave, marine infantry only teaches you how to kill your enemy, and almost no jobs want that skill. So I picked a job that I could get a skill in and also likely be able to see combat at the same time.

It makes me a little sad because my heart / ego wanted me to be a machine gunner or recon sniper, but I realized that if I go that route I would likely struggle to find a job in the civilian world.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Bro I gotta have some kind of skill for a career in the civilian world when I leave, marine infantry only teaches you how to kill your enemy, and almost no jobs want that skill. So I picked a job that I could get a skill in and also likely be able to see combat at the same time.

It makes me a little sad because my heart / ego wanted me to be a machine gunner or recon sniper, but I realized that if I go that route I would likely struggle to find a job in the civilian world.

There are mechanics and field medics. So you could work on cars or be in the medical field after.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Don't be a faggot, join the army.

My recruiter told me that Army = Aren’t Ready For Marines Yet

 

[AshIey HutseII Reneé Jankowskī-p]

Just say you served country and sheeples will happily spread their (neo)pussies and assholes

 

[Bear Hammer]

There are mechanics

I am not interested in mechanics or fixing shit, shop class in HS was always extremely boring to me. Shop information was my lowest score on the ASVAB.

and field medics

The marine corps does not have any medics, they rely on the navy corpsman for that. If I change my mind and I want to get into the medical field I'll just go to college.

Combat correspondent is interesting to me because I already like writing articles about things I'm interested in.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Not having a medic branch makes it look like they see marines as expendable and not worth treating their injures. That's pretty fucked. Especially with rivalry.