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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
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The original Ashley
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Ash decides the "U fatherless" gag is in order... leading to...
Dani striking back, which upsets Ash, because she likes being morally offended (it gives her the horn), and she speds out...
Double post fury leads Ash to try and lie abut her age, leading to Dani telling us he's only 27 (if true, you look AWFUL for your age, Dani), and stealing my bit again (impersonation is the highest compliment the mediocre can pay to genius, I guess).
BOOM! Ash goes full retard, trying to convince Dani that INFACT, it is YOU (and the rest of the internet) that is upset at HER. Then no doubt she lent back in her gamer chair and fell over. She is the bint Gunt.
She's says this but why would anyone envy her or be mad at her? I go around with her face, and address, because I like agitating the fat woman who was so lazy that she only took umbrage with it in the last two years.
You wanna know why there's a weight limit for elevators? It's because of
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kiwifails
You shouldn't make fun of trashlyYou wanna know why there's a weight limit for elevators? It's because of
She's got enough on their plate already.
Enough to feed a Vietnamese village
Reason: She fat
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Lockdown effected people differently. Notice how Ash is kvetching about a picture of jailbait is posted, but she herself watches nogs rag dolling plenty o ladies who look like that. Seems like cog dis. She has a drinking problem, isn't that correct?
Nektar Geist
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An old chestnut...You wanna know why there's a weight limit for elevators? It's because of
got on a speak your weight machine... it said "No Coach Parties".
Anyone see the owner of this foot? I heard it's an ashsquatch.
What is with s being psychotic?
s being psychotic?I seen a video of this lady who was named
Reason: Never date a woman named Ashley.
People thought rising sea levels was because of global warming when it was actually this woman displacing water in the ocean.
Hutsell Jankowski is a well known member of the police, they use her flabby bod as a car blockade.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
She's also a part of the Fire Brigade... when a building is on fire, and people jump out of windows... that's right... she's the thing they jump on to.
All this and they still make her pay for two tickets when she boards an airplane.
Or they have to take out a row of seats to make room.
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She's so fat she keeps dollars in her right pocket and pesos in her left pocket.
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She's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make several trips.
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My favorite part of that clip is right afterwards when he chases Lisa around with his imaginary washcloth on a stick and she gets freaked out lol
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