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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
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The original Ashley
Three guesses on who this may be?
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AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
Did you know 
's so humongous that she's considered a life saving raft.
Except nobody wants to touch her.
's so humongous that she's considered a life saving raft.Except nobody wants to touch her.
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AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
Probably Daniel.@Barack Obonobo This is
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That bitch is so fat, when she goes to the park the ducks throw bread at her.Did you know
Except nobody who wants to touch her.
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Bitch is so fat she paid Dr. Pepper's way through medical school 
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That bitch is so fat and lazy she has a stay at home job and STILL got fired for showing up late
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Bitch is so dumb she got stuck staring at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate.
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Bitch is so poor Nigerian princes send HER money
AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
This fat bitch is so large Chattanooga citizens mistook her for a new Tennessee Mountain.
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Bitch is so fat when she has a bowl of cereal it comes with a lifeguard
AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
She's so big that she has her own equatorial line.Bitch is so fat when she has a bowl of cereal it comes with a lifeguard
AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
She's so voracious, hunters almost shot her because they thought she was a wild hog.
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She's so ugly that her man takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
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Trashly was so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
She is so fat her husband needs a crowbar to pry her out of the bathtub.
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