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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Laurie Penny is a cunt (google it), much like Elaine.
They? The voices in your head? What? You going to troon out like Chris Chan?
We? Consider the fact your online activities increase the chance of you getting physically attacked, your dox is out there. It would be just as funny to see the female version of Dan Thumb in Mouth Elaine, tho. And on a long enough time line...
TBF Elaine, with your weird looney face and dox online, you aren't hard to find.
Not wild. Psychopathy.
 
Objectively sub educational Elaine, would like us to think that she's smart because no one in their right mind would fuck her.
Did the use of the word "literally" make you press doubt?" you are not the only one. Also, please explain how you drug a drink online.
Elaine has got the horn, that's why she's banging on about how she's happy with no real manly men want to shag her.
The whale vs the Praying Mantis... who will win? btw what muppet looks like Elaine?
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Almost, but Beeker doesn't have the wob eye, and isn't mentally retarded. Unlike Elaine.
Dunnce invites "Ironic Internet Nonce" on... acts surprised when "IIN" does "IIN" shit. You're still the biggest danger to your kids DUnnce. Always will be.
Tell me you're a terminally online nutter, without...
Whose lied? Elaine admits she has a personality disorder.
Elaine with the (self loathing) tranphoobic comments.
The Penguin was covering Warhammer months ago.
Warhammer does history... oh and what's this?
A video about the fag to Elaine's hag
Does Aspergers explain Elaine's day to day fuckwittery?
"If you don't believe me... just trust me bro" Elaine's further obsessing over "joshys wimmin"...
 
How swivel (wob) eyed is Elaine about women joshy knows about? Read on...
Yes. That would be a good idea. Bring the attention of the Police to yourself.
Not censorship, short bus.
Again, Elaine forgets she directed a (as far as she knew) minor to her noodz. The internet doesn't.
Two Plodwinson cast offs squabble over specks of clout.
It's funny how Elaine's little mind always goes there. Anyway, everyone likes Farrow more than Elaine, at least we can all agree on that.
Lerd moment of the hour from Elaine 90, there. The passport is fake... so I admit I lied the first time about my age. Classic Elaine face/rake comedy.
She's gone full Sloanetard. The "Actually, she's jealous of me", yeah, last time you heard/saw something like that it was at primary school. Elaine, how do you think you'll look, when you're Caroline's age? If you make it that long, y'know, considering how dangerous it is living in London, and the "illuminati" are trying to top you (like I said, it'll be OD, or her pimp who makes it look like an OD)
Remember this squit,Elaine, when you hit 30. You already look bad for 21 (or maybe you are lying about your age... there's evidence).
Elaine there, impotently shaking her fist at Lidl. This should be one of the example squits, shrinks get, when diagnosing nutter bints.
Again, I'm imagining a analyst saying "Is that lidl as in the supermarket?" as Elaine rolls around on the floor, tucked up in the best designer straitjacket, of course.
"Why do you all like Caroline and not me, I demand you dob her into the police, because I'm already known to the police for wasting their time.
The wob eyed cunt thinks it's cute! No. And you yourself is an chomo, Elaine. That's why you get sexual gratification showing porn to minors.
"Hello? Is that a pig? Can you please tell joshy to stop liking Caroline Farrow more than me..." What is it that snitches get?
"STOP LIKING CAROLINE MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Elaine, you aren't known to the Farrow family, and you've just admitted you've grassed her up. If you actually have. X, btw. Farrow will probably say "Here's the archive of them linking a minor to porn, y'see Social Worker, she projecting, she's admitted to having a personality disorder, known to associate with nonces, and my lawyers are better than hers, because legal aid sucks nowadays"
Elaine, there. Answering a question with a question.
"LIIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Elaine, you know what Elektra complex is? The reason she's like she is: Dad was/is a screaming mary.Makes sense now, yeah?
 
For what? Is Elaine Dragphobic, like people are Coulrophobic? Probably shouldn't fuck with Drag Queens, there used to be a Protest Group called something like Drag Queens Against Golf Courses, this is years ago ofc, but they would trespass on Golf Courses with high heels. Something about housing, or whatever. Anyway, they're usually off their face on drugs and looking for aggro. ELaine wants to provide it,it seems.
joshy really needs cut out the dairy and the soda, get some exercise. Does he have any pals he can delegate that task to? Anyone who know how to gayop?
Guy killed a dog through neglect. js.
Hardly uses discord... anymore. X. Silly Elaine, joshys mum can't be a Christian, she's ginger. She's got no soul.
Elaine confesses she is more terminally online than Kinoshit.
Elaine, who is documented spending all night squittering, is trying to convince who exactly that she has a job?
The cycle of read her thread, then low impulse control squit about it, read, squit, rolls along like the sun in the sky.
Careful with that edge, Elaine. (Floyd ref btw)
This is Alan Partridge level of insult.
Classic Paedtroon? Sounds like Elaine's kinda guy. That's right, treat em mean, keep em keen... ofc, could be seen as troonphobic.
Another stream reading from Commie Farms... Elaine subverting expectations, there.
 
Is lidl drip a dude? They write like a woman and typical female views on everything.
 
Yes, I'm a little annoyed at him rn, he thinks I have nothing better to do than to make kiwi socks, and plug my shit tastic yt channel like I was dark ninja .One of my associates said he's probably an effeminate neet , he only picked up this girl shit cause elaine believes her own delusions, in her mind he's part of the shadow brokers .

to everyone that say I simp for her secretly
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Burroughs once said that group therapy to help cure drug addiction was like getting TB sufferers to cough oer each other. Wonder if Elaine has anything else in common with Gunt, other than the pill addiction (Bennies for Gunt, Opiates for Elaine)? Has she killed the family pet, maybe?
Ice skating, like she saw Venti do. Elaine has no original thoughts of her own, and will copy other cows. "Too seethed and have to log off", does that mean when she starts to seeth too much (due to the mock they make of Elaine) she throws her phone at the wall, before guzzling handfuls of any pill she can get her hands on? btw Replies don't archive, so @Empresa, I included your zinger.
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Rim shot.
 
American Psycho is a book about a narcissistic person, obsessed with coomsoomerism, whose gf cheats on him and decends into a psychotic episode, where he imagines raping and torturing people. js.
Calling people nonces is bad when you hang round nonces, k?
There was a time, before the sweet turned to sour (Genesis ref btw)
Ummm... try working on building muscle? Unless she's trying to win Plodwinson back, and get fat like the "estranged fiance". Then she better get working on the leaf accent, eh buddy?
Photos of her outside UK businesses, thanking those businesses for the service they gave her. And yes, if you have a lot of money, you can get all sorts of things done... but Elaine, nor her dad, has that sort of money.
But go ahead and tempt fate.

"Since the invention and widespread adoption of social media, studies have consistently shown interactions on these sites, including Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, negatively affect girls, leading to depression, negative body image, and potentially even suicide."

Elaine does exhibit symptoms of depression...

"For example, one study found that increased use of social media was associated with poor sleep, online harassment, low self-esteem, and negative body image, which were then all associated with depressive symptoms, especially for girls."

Poor sleep? Like staying up all night, sleeping all day? Online harassment? She's been banned from Squitter for that... All those filters, yeah, low self esteem and body image.
 
Dude has the same build as Owen Jones (albeit Plodz is taller), as well as the same dress sense.
This is what being terminally online and filtered tf does to your brain.
Autistic people often fail to pick up on certain social cues. Strained is the word I'm thinking of.
Crazy. But not mentally ill. Even with the admitted personality disorder.
 
"Temperature's rising
Fever is high
Can't see no future
Can't see no sky"
What filter gives you the slavic eye brows? Is it meant to balance out the receding hairline filter?

nfn Elaine reminds me of Magenta Devine... who?
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BBC Yoof presenter from yesteryear. Like Elaine, she wore sunglasses inside (she also had wonky eyes), and also like Elaine, she had an addiction to opiates.
 
Ex-drug habit? X It's been a few days. As for the "NEET cope". Squitting all night isn't a job, Elaine, and you don't do anything else. You can't do anything else.

Constantly shows off with selfies and coomsoomerist "Look what I bought" pics. But doesn't care, k? You can be a NEET and not be poor. Britains welfare system is very generous, and as Elaine has admitted to OCD (personality disorder btw), she's prolly getting ESA (if that's still a thing), that's REALLY a wad of bunce. And the reason you get called a liar? The many, many, many (Police Academy), MANY documented porkies you've told.

Has Plodwinson sent the Bumble Bees? Elaine is doing the classic worst thing, here. Always stay calm around swarming bees, never start spazzing out.

Elaine is frightened by Qanon shit... #ArizonaBayNow (Hicks)

Everyone is just jel. Well jel. Plus "I would be a member of a club that would have Elaine as a member" Never a truer word Julius

She forgot Gunt. Gunt is Po' White Trash. You can't forget Gunt. That'll be like listing bands with guitarists and not mentioning The Experience.
 
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