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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow
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Nektar Geist
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joshy? Gay? Never. Just because he had an absent father and over bearing mother. Jerked it to Shota. Attracts hags like flies on sherbert. Gay? Couldn't be.
Nektar Geist
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Cappuccinos are for fags. fr. Style is Cinnimon coffee, splash of cream... bit of the ol' croque monsieur.
Yes. Hullo? Mr Rozzer? Here's evidence of me inciting SWATing, transphobia, doxin', someone who is better educated, mannered and looking me is being mean."
Would love to be the desk clerk who takes that call. "Whu? Neck tar Guest? Like in the bloke from Spinal Tap...? Excuse me, are you on any medication?"
Elaine, what do you think flirting (poorly btw) with me will accomplish? You're not like Ash, are you? You're not one of them?
Yes. Hullo? Mr Rozzer? Here's evidence of me inciting SWATing, transphobia, doxin', someone who is better educated, mannered and looking me is being mean."
Would love to be the desk clerk who takes that call. "Whu? Neck tar Guest? Like in the bloke from Spinal Tap...? Excuse me, are you on any medication?"
Elaine, what do you think flirting (poorly btw) with me will accomplish? You're not like Ash, are you? You're not one of them?
Josh has had that address for years.
Nektar Geist
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When? Didn't you say you already HAD?
We are not having an argument, tho. You are acting the din on Squitter, I'm pointing it out, in a sardonic manner. And if everyone ignored yoy, Elaine, you'd top yourself.
Lidl is only really interested in the Squits about themselves. Stop doing an Ash, and thinking of being S/A'd by randos.
Admitted opiate addict, there. Trying to make us believe she's diabetic.
Hypochrondriac Elaine there, going through withdrawal.
Elaine pretending the CAB woman is her brief.
Again, with this mishegoss... Just put the device down... for longer than 72hrs, Elaine.
We are not having an argument, tho. You are acting the din on Squitter, I'm pointing it out, in a sardonic manner. And if everyone ignored yoy, Elaine, you'd top yourself.
Lidl is only really interested in the Squits about themselves. Stop doing an Ash, and thinking of being S/A'd by randos.
Admitted opiate addict, there. Trying to make us believe she's diabetic.
Hypochrondriac Elaine there, going through withdrawal.
Elaine pretending the CAB woman is her brief.
Again, with this mishegoss... Just put the device down... for longer than 72hrs, Elaine.
Elaine you're aware that the courts in the UK has the Loser pays rule. If you sue someone and you lose, you have to pay the other side's legal fees.
Lowlander
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She's a super-l33t international hackster, hunted by governments and criminal groups. Do you think the UK court system will scare her? No, not a chance.
Nektar Geist
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Who are you REALLY telling to move on? Chances you could go more than 24hrs without mentioning the broom or his hugbox?
Not literally, I'm guessing. She doesn't have the upper body strength to chop anything. Considering the opiate withdrawal, and being lazy af.
Not literally, I'm guessing. She doesn't have the upper body strength to chop anything. Considering the opiate withdrawal, and being lazy af.
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Puts father twice. Hmmmm. Unsolicited emails to family members? Sounds like harassment. Elaine is jealous of anone whose father didn't spend more time cottaging than raising their kid.
1. No one asked you. 2. You're not, tho, are you?
Ker-ringe. Does Elaine ever read back a few days of squitting and think.... sorry, forgot Elaine can't think.
It's not the price of the drugs (although, Elaine would be getting ripped off everytime, I mean... blue lotus, what a mug). X to doubt on sober. It's the low iq brain they go into.
Elaine is upset that DH won't message them.
Elaine... we know that you hate yourself, look at what you are doing to your body, nobody is surprised. You aren't a very likeable person. Less than 72hrs and she mentions her thread. She might get clean of the junk. But she'll never quit the thread.
Just shy of 1mil subs, has the ear of the broom. I grant you, I can't stand his voice, and what he says with it, but he's not the most loserish loser.
1. No one asked you. 2. You're not, tho, are you?
Ker-ringe. Does Elaine ever read back a few days of squitting and think.... sorry, forgot Elaine can't think.
It's not the price of the drugs (although, Elaine would be getting ripped off everytime, I mean... blue lotus, what a mug). X to doubt on sober. It's the low iq brain they go into.
Elaine is upset that DH won't message them.
Elaine... we know that you hate yourself, look at what you are doing to your body, nobody is surprised. You aren't a very likeable person. Less than 72hrs and she mentions her thread. She might get clean of the junk. But she'll never quit the thread.
Just shy of 1mil subs, has the ear of the broom. I grant you, I can't stand his voice, and what he says with it, but he's not the most loserish loser.
Lowlander
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Is he really into cottaging?
Nektar Geist
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Lidl on the radio, Lidl on the train...
Pick-Me-Ninny Elaine, who will insert herself in other people's drama, posts pics of her shit deliveroo, tranny boots... is having a Garbo moment. She was
Elaine admits she's too lazy to do anything else but squit and get recorded by Emp in discord being a dinny moo.
Pot/Kettle moment of the day...
Lidl in the calico, Lidl in the rain... ironically Lidl is just as attention hungry as Elaine.
Elaine, who recently made some "inciting SWAT" posts, wants us to know that, other than having her face and phone number, there is no way of knowing where she is. Doesn't she remember HWNDU? SHe's just issued a challenge there.
The autistic lack of self awareness... That's what makes the car crash so funny ha ha. She really doesn't know anything, what's going to happen to her, her family, she has no ability to learn from what's going on around her. It's like a Lucio Fulci film.
Pick-Me-Ninny Elaine, who will insert herself in other people's drama, posts pics of her shit deliveroo, tranny boots... is having a Garbo moment. She was
Elaine admits she's too lazy to do anything else but squit and get recorded by Emp in discord being a dinny moo.
Pot/Kettle moment of the day...
Lidl in the calico, Lidl in the rain... ironically Lidl is just as attention hungry as Elaine.
Elaine, who recently made some "inciting SWAT" posts, wants us to know that, other than having her face and phone number, there is no way of knowing where she is. Doesn't she remember HWNDU? SHe's just issued a challenge there.
The autistic lack of self awareness... That's what makes the car crash so funny ha ha. She really doesn't know anything, what's going to happen to her, her family, she has no ability to learn from what's going on around her. It's like a Lucio Fulci film.
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how will i get by?
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even being blocked i dont think ill be missing much tbh
Lowlander
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Elaine is such a fragile woman. What people such as Godwinson see in her puzzles me.
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Actually Elaine, due to a Dylanesque with words (Baez), the Iraq war (Gulf II, this time Rumsfelds back, and he's going to continue the job ad nausium) was not based on a fictious cause, Saddam prolly did have Anthrax (WMD). More importantly the dinny cunt wanted to get his Oil bunce in Euros. You gots to dance with those what brung ya. And "No one is innocent". Also: You don't have money woes, with offshore accounts being held hostage. Your dad has, quite sensibly cut you off, you'll only spend the money on a dangerous cocktail of uppers and downers, laughers and screamers, and shitty take out and ugly boots.
It's time to stand on your own two (sasquatch looking) feet, your dad has got his own, considerable and probably insurmountable, problems. You causing him stress, Elaine... you know how it makes his chalfonts play up.
All this mishegoss with Lidl Drips, Nark Dinja, Don Estelle, you're on a hiding to nothing. It really would be of a great benefit to you to just put the device down, find something healthy. Thought of power walking? I wouldn't suggest jogging or, God forbid, actual running. I know you would feel self conscious go to THAT much exertion, because we both know what an absolute state you'd look. Like something out of Ash Vs Evil Dead.
It's time to stand on your own two (sasquatch looking) feet, your dad has got his own, considerable and probably insurmountable, problems. You causing him stress, Elaine... you know how it makes his chalfonts play up.
All this mishegoss with Lidl Drips, Nark Dinja, Don Estelle, you're on a hiding to nothing. It really would be of a great benefit to you to just put the device down, find something healthy. Thought of power walking? I wouldn't suggest jogging or, God forbid, actual running. I know you would feel self conscious go to THAT much exertion, because we both know what an absolute state you'd look. Like something out of Ash Vs Evil Dead.
Cowboy. Ask Cowboy about that. In a sense, they are partly responsible for the current arc Elaine is experiencing. However, for Plodwinson... I'd say he sees in her... potential beard material.
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Elaine, you want to be left alone? Here's a step by step guide.
1. Deactivate all of your accounts. All of them. Even the socks. Log out, change the passwords to something you'll forget. Lose your auto fill info. Don't make youtube videos, or do anything online.
2. Delete Discord. Delete social media. Get a phone that only makes calls and can text. No internet access from your phone.
3. Only use a computer for professional use. Finding employment, etc. If you need to research something you can hit up a library.
4. Don't go back, don't look at things no matter how tempting it might seem. You don't need social media to keep in contact with people. You have calling and texting, and important people will reach out to you or vice versa.
5. Pick up some meaningful hobbies, do some charity work, go to the gym, find something productive to do with your free time. Take care of the health you're always complaining about.
Success! You've broken the cycle.
But you won't do it because you're too weak-willed.
1. Deactivate all of your accounts. All of them. Even the socks. Log out, change the passwords to something you'll forget. Lose your auto fill info. Don't make youtube videos, or do anything online.
2. Delete Discord. Delete social media. Get a phone that only makes calls and can text. No internet access from your phone.
3. Only use a computer for professional use. Finding employment, etc. If you need to research something you can hit up a library.
4. Don't go back, don't look at things no matter how tempting it might seem. You don't need social media to keep in contact with people. You have calling and texting, and important people will reach out to you or vice versa.
5. Pick up some meaningful hobbies, do some charity work, go to the gym, find something productive to do with your free time. Take care of the health you're always complaining about.
Success! You've broken the cycle.
But you won't do it because you're too weak-willed.
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