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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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1. THe Kwiffar have always indulged in Armchair Psych 101. It's the internet. 2. Not really speculating with Elaine. She's admitted she has a personality order.


Elaine, you keep mentioning them.



I think Elaine means smells like he looks. Unless she's met Ali...

Original tweet from Plodwinson's "estranged fiance"
Gunt not a lolicon... but did whack off to pictures of a 13 year olf girl.
Lidl on the radio, Lidl on the brain...
Interesting take... Elaine's clout chasing of gunt does not undermine what she has previous said, k?
Elaine's neurosis, there...
"well, in fact, isn't YOU, suh, who is the tranny?"
Elaine reminds everyone how abusive gunt is. Then decides, in true bint fashion, to make it about herself.

The long dark night of Squittering from Elaine.
 
"Lidl Drip is an insane Kiwi Farmer and pedophile, who is literally the worst projector you’ll ever meet"
Hark at it. And the Dunnce enabling it.
Lidl Drip there. Living rent free in Elaine's sparsely deco'd head. Pissing in the sink. One day, a shrink is going to hear all about Lidl Drip and all they have done...
Has Elaine absolved themselves of responsibility of a child due to being a dick on the internet and IRL? Huge. If true.
 
gotta keep that coke nail nice and long.
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Come on, Elaine, you're so close.

Lidl Drip is definitely not Spooky Bones and just coincidentally skinwalks the same behaviors and mannerisms. There's nothing similar about the two. Don't look into it. Whatever you do Lainey, don't spend too much time trying to connect the dots and map the similarities. It would be terrible if you did.
 
gotta keep that coke nail nice and long.
Man, those nails look like shit. Do you think she has those Shaniqua styled talons because she bites her nails? Caused by coom brain induced anxiety.

Elaine accepts her uselessness... or the joke went over her head. Again.
 
I'd be more inclined to believe that account was Blaine if there was some schizoid rant included, but the low IQ airhead responses it puts out sure are suspicious.
 
I'd be more inclined to believe that account was Blaine if there was some schizoid rant included, but the low IQ airhead responses it puts out sure are suspicious.
they made a 100 posts in less than a week, thats his usual M.O. , he really can't help himself. I know of like 2 or 3 times ive chatted with them on kiwi , hes not namefagging but hes doing everything else that screams blaine.
 
broom post check
Inserting herself in drama check
Making Kwiffar cry... with laughter. You make it too easy Elaine.
And the answer to the question of how more inane can a squiteraction be? None more inane.
Elaine will go for the one that collects CP. They've been trying real hard to get noticed, recently.
She didn't, tho.
Elaine wants to going into training to be a mall cop lookalike. When's she feels better. When she gets home.
Ou est ler Plodwinson?
 
Sent to... after Elaine got herself kicked out of all the other ones. Maybe she wouldn't have gone to the "cult high school" otherwise?
Wondering why saying your parents didn't hate you would be an L
Cringe. Just cringe.
Oh, the fate of Aston Billy Joel Parks has been sealed, nothing Dunnce or his hag can change it now.
TBF Boneface does glow.
Elaine, there. Coping.
Elaine has been reading the Ash thread and copying bits.
I think Elaine maybe trying to start beef with another Squitterer. It's pretty bad poetry, but leagues above anything Elaine could write.
Lol, it's not like it's the bolthold for (generally jewish) celebs n meeja types, Elaine. Like what you say you are.
She's back on the "revenge porn" thing again. Dunnce there, pick me ninnying for Elaine.
Decent posters? They bandwagon jump, following the herd. And collecting CP. And hates flaggots, but is a flaggot themselves.
joshy isn't working class. The man has never done any work in his life. When has there ever been any evidence of the broom being competent? Also: Isn't Elaine a compulsive liar? Yes. Mentally unwell, that too.
 
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Gosh, Elaine is terribly lower middle-class and a frightful bore
The problem with Elaine? She's not really rich, she was born at a time when credit was still plenty, the Chinks were still dumping cheap steel and so on. Her childhood was those last days of summer before the credit crunch. I mean, look at her, there is no money about her at all. No, she was spoilt by goodies bought on credit. She thinks she's Made in Chelsea, but she's not even TOWIE.
She should know her place.
The way things are going, by the time she's 30, it will be in long term pysch care. The Squits trying to imply that she is estranged from her family,suggests that the money has been cut off, and she is trying to grift the poor orphan gimmick.

Anyway, here's some more bintry from the bint...
Remember kids, Elaine doesn't think that people who are mentally unwell (including those with admitted personality disorders) deserve a "pass". Oh and the "scramble and flail in private as they desperately beg me not to send their info to journos", this never happened.
And it's just hence.
She's too lazy to actually provide evidence?
Ofc, they might not really believe it, just saying they do... y'know, to get a rise.
You know? I'd forgotten about the greatest threat to the PMRC since Twisted Sister, Stefan Mollycoddle.
Elaine showing us she really hasn't got a fucking clue what she's talking about. Again.
 
She's been posting these weird pictures, Dunnce is worried he'll have bad dreams... And Elaine failed to proof read.
I'm not sure how old Pearly is... but, I suggest she listen to Mother's Little Helper, that's about how, due to men inventing lots of white goods, women had an abundance of free time. It made them depressed. However, why Elaine, someone who can't chop an onion, is chiming in, I'll never know why... clout.
Wuthering Heights, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Night of the Comet... of course Elaine isn't a posh bit of stuffing. But she's got the itch for a bit o ruff schlong.
Self confessed opiate addict, seemingly unaware of the times she has been proven a larper and incompetent...
I'm I the only one to infer that Elaine is planning, or at least threatening, to SWAT the broom's mother? Someone must have said something to upset Elaine.
 
Funny she begs to come back to poast after also pretending to be involved with the data breaches.

First we had Torswats, now we've got Whoresquats.
 
How's Princess OCD today?
Fedposting is like "I strongly suggest killing all the dirty wogs, as I will do at..." Reminding people Elaine likes showing porn to minors isn't. Nor is it defamation. Neither is this: Elaine Gertie Romanovski Dynamo Kiev Ashkenazi Stuck in a Kharzi Fruit Miller has an personality disorder and that is why she fedposts SWAT threats. That and she's got a bucket cunt from you know what, I mean, you wondering where Plodwinson went? Thas rite! Bucket Cunt Dente. Dang it Elaine, Lidl is making you look a fool, but you making yourself look like a bigger fool.
Elaine, majority of people want to believe you did it, and the fact that you tell so many obvious lies, tends to lead people to think you did it even more, every time you deny it.
Elaine admits to feeling buyers remorse at the distributing malware thing, and wants us to know about it. Why Elaine wants us to know about her distributing malware and how it effects her emotionally, I don't know (first OTTOMH guess would be she has the Twitter version of Verbal Diarrhea) but you know Elaine. She posts some nutty stuff, you know?

Nutty Bucket Cunt'd Bint that she is. Not defamation, in anyway.
 
If the malware was successful she would've said it and never shut up about it but the fact that she tries to play coy about it tells us that whatever she did was about as useful as farting into a Mason jar and calling it fresh air.
 
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