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Drama Figure- LGBTQIA ⚧️ Dead Domain/Jordan Black/Pagan Black/Vesper Black/Vesper Jordan/Aensland/Bad_Durandal/Slashionmodel/Jordan Richard Leendertsen - nonbinary Youtube grifter, detrans hater who detransed to infiltrate CPAC, advocates bringing guns to Pride, former Jesus Camp teacher, wannabe "game guru", published Doom poet

The internet drama of the LGBTIA community


Jordan is still bummed out he couldn't go to Cuba - Claims he doesn't have $ 130 dollars to his name to get his passport renewed - A paypig in the Chat donates $ 500 to help him out - Jordan promotes... cockrings?! - Alas, Jordan could've been on the Code Pink flight to Cuba with his new cockring entertaining the ladies


Jordan is still bummed out that he won't be going to Cuba on the Flotilla.


He claims he wants to get his passport renewed, but doesn't have $130 to his name for a renewal:


(Reading from Chat) "Are there identity concerns stemming with getting a new passport or is it just expensive?", it's just expensive. Like, it is... it's mostly just expensive, um, but I will be working on getting one because I'm not going to the Cuban convoy. Um, I don't have enough time. It is like a month-long process too, cos you've got to, like, send it away and then you have to fucking wait to get it back and all the shit. Um, but I will be working on getting my... I have everything I need for it. I just need to go to local stores, send it away, pay for it, which I'll do, uh, this month when I get paid

But Jordan's entrepreneurial Dutch spirit kicked in, so he entered into a new business venture to fund his passport renewal... by promoting cockrings on his Youtube channel

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Reminder: on a previous Livestream Jordan had received a $ 500 superchat from a paypig, so he's definitely lying about not having $ 130 to get his passport renewed.

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Here is the part from the Livestream where Jordan received the $ 500 superchat: "HOLY SHIT!"


Jordan told his paypig that the donation was basically unnecessary because he's "fine" financially, he just has to pay off a little bit of debt, pay his taxes and save up to move together with that jobless troon he lives with for some reason who's feeding him drugs:


$500 really helps me! (Reading from Chat:) "Does there need to be more?". I, like, have... look, I'm not gonna say no, but I do not need for anything right now. It is a massive, massive help, because my goals - and I've talked about this multiple times - my goals for the year are to pay down what lil'bitta debt I have, and move with my partner. And right now I am saving up for taxes, because I am always worried about how taxes come out, since taking this job. But I am fine. I am fine. Like, there is food in my kitchen. My partner is still looking for a job. (gestures a thumbs up) We will survive.

No Jordan, you're not "fine", because you just said you need 10k to make your Jake Water exploitation film. I mean, why downplay how much money you actually need to do what you actually want to do? This is the biggest budgeting mistake you could make. You need to be honest about how much money you actually need. If you need 15 million dollars to make Cathode, that should be your stated goal.

So Jordan was just given a $ 500 superchat but he still claims he can't take $ 130 off of that to get his passport renewed:


Oh well, Jordan could've been on this flight with the Code Pink ladies entertaining them with his cockrings on their way to Cuba. I mean, they're all leftists who love transpeople, they'd love it.

 
Jordan's Material World Paranoia: "I am not a private citizen. My data is compromised. I know this. Like, by fedz and stuff."

They're onto him folks:


"My data is compromised. I know this. Like, by fedz and stuff. I am not a private citizen in the way the couple of hundred people watching this are. I have gone interstate to cover politically divisive events. I've done it multiple times. I've racked up hundreds of million views. I have no delusions about not being monitored in some way. And I don't think that means I have like a dedicated, like, oooh, they think I'm going to be like an underground rebel leader or some shit. Cuz I don't, I'm not, you know... but I'm already on a radar of some sort. That cannot be said for everybody else. Yet, at least. So just don't give people more of an excuse to pill for you data."


More troon subterfuge tips from Jordan: "get a Faraday Bag for your phone"


Dead Domain should be promoting Faraday Bags on his channel instead of cockrings.
 
Jordan is going to SAVE THE WHALES! 🐳🐋

Jordan sounds like he's on the verge of joining Sea Shepherd:


There are few things that on a regular basis bring me as much genuine despair as the state of the environment, the state of the world, climate change. And that, I think, even of that subcategory of shit that is so existentially depressing to me, of that, the subcategory of animal extinction? Few things... There was just a breed of rhino, uh, poached to extinction. A couple of days ago. Because it is a, it is a domino effect of thoughts. It's the same thoughts every time. Every time I see one, every time I see something that's in danger of being extinct, all I can think of is, how long those creatures existed. They evolved, what they came from, what else they evolved into. And of all of humanity, how few people thought how lucky they were to have seen them, to have been in their environment, to have witnessed these creatures that don't exist anywhere else, in the galaxy, in galaxies upon galaxies. Because most people, you don't go through your fucking day thinking about, "Oh, I wonder what the white rhinoceros is up to!". You know? You don't go through you day thinking, "Oh, I wonder what this whale's doing. How, how's this, you know, fucking obscure breed of panda? Is it still extinct? Most people don't. Because, out of sight, out of mind. But then you hear something like that, and I think the gravity of the word extinct sits in a little bit more. It's gone. Fucking GONE. Never to be seen again. It is not, like... flora and fauna are not a fucking resource to be expended. They are not things that we can just wait and we'll get them back. And when you talk about whales, creatures that are so majestic, creatures that are genuinely empathic, that can form intimate and complex bonds, and basically their own societies. (...) (Reading from the article) "The world's remaining roughly 50 Rice's whales, which only live in the Gulf of Mexico, are at high risk of extinction.". (stunned silence) I would take one Rice's Whale over Pete Hegseth any day of the week. If you were to Jigsaw-style, put Pete Hegseth in front of me, and I have to put one lever for a baby whale or one lever for Pete Hegseth, you could have him tell me the most sympathetic retelling of his entire fucking life story. You could have Pete Hegseth talk about how much (crying voice) I love my kids! And lil'Billy wants to grow up and be a fireman, and, and! Like, begging, pleading on his knees. Do not care! End of the day? (sound of pulling the lever) That is how little value his life has in the scheme of nature compared to these majestic creatures that he so thoughtlessly wants to fucking wipe out. (Reading a Superchat) "Zombie Pup Procrastinator: I was wondering just, if you're comfy answering of course, how do you cover all this horrible news when you seem to be deeply empathic and connected to your emotions?", um, I drink. And I get high. Just with (chokes up) weed. But yeah, that's how I've been trying to cope with the world.

I don't think I've ever heard Jordan's voice cracking like this on a Livestream before. I don't think that part, where he admits that he drinks and does drugs to cope with his feelings of despair at the prospect of environmental destruction and Rice's Whales in the Gulf Coast going extinct, I don't think that was performative. Based on many hours of his Livestreams I've heard by now, Jordan sounds genuinely upset and on the verge of tearing up. Too bad he chooses to self-destruct with drugs and alcohol instead of joining an animal rights group and actually doing something to help save the whales.

 
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