Jordan is still bummed out he couldn't go to Cuba - Claims he doesn't have $ 130 dollars to his name to get his passport renewed - A paypig in the Chat donates $ 500 to help him out - Jordan promotes... cockrings?! - Alas, Jordan could've been on the Code Pink flight to Cuba with his new cockring entertaining the ladies
Jordan is still bummed out that he won't be going to Cuba on the Flotilla.
He claims he wants to get his passport renewed, but doesn't have $130 to his name for a renewal:
(Reading from Chat) "Are there identity concerns stemming with getting a new passport or is it just expensive?", it's just expensive. Like, it is... it's mostly just expensive, um, but I will be working on getting one because I'm not going to the Cuban convoy. Um, I don't have enough time. It is like a month-long process too, cos you've got to, like, send it away and then you have to fucking wait to get it back and all the shit. Um, but I will be working on getting my... I have everything I need for it. I just need to go to local stores, send it away, pay for it, which I'll do, uh, this month when I get paid
But Jordan's entrepreneurial Dutch spirit kicked in, so he entered into a new business venture to fund his passport renewal... by promoting cockrings on his Youtube channel
Reminder: on a previous Livestream Jordan had received a $ 500 superchat from a paypig, so he's definitely lying about not having $ 130 to get his passport renewed.
Here is the part from the Livestream where Jordan received the $ 500 superchat: "HOLY SHIT!"
Jordan told his paypig that the donation was basically unnecessary because he's "fine" financially, he just has to pay off a little bit of debt, pay his taxes and save up to move together with that jobless troon he lives with for some reason who's feeding him drugs:
$500 really helps me! (Reading from Chat:) "Does there need to be more?". I, like, have... look, I'm not gonna say no, but I do not need for anything right now. It is a massive, massive help, because my goals - and I've talked about this multiple times - my goals for the year are to pay down what lil'bitta debt I have, and move with my partner. And right now I am saving up for taxes, because I am always worried about how taxes come out, since taking this job. But I am fine. I am fine. Like, there is food in my kitchen. My partner is still looking for a job. (gestures a thumbs up) We will survive.
No Jordan, you're not "fine", because you just said you need 10k to make your Jake Water exploitation film. I mean, why downplay how much money you actually need to do what you actually want to do? This is the biggest budgeting mistake you could make. You need to be honest about how much money you actually need. If you need 15 million dollars to make Cathode, that should be your stated goal.
So Jordan was just given a $ 500 superchat but he still claims he can't take $ 130 off of that to get his passport renewed:
Passport Fees 2026 | Routine and Expedited Services
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Oh well, Jordan could've been on this flight with the Code Pink ladies entertaining them with his cockrings on their way to Cuba. I mean, they're all leftists who love transpeople, they'd love it.