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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
You leave your home and climb over the fencing around the storage unit lot. Your fall is padded by Diego the homeless chicano. Diego is curled up on the sidewalk drunk again. His white shirt is wet with sweat and vomit. His brown eyes are listless and he hardly reacts at all to being stomped deeper into the curb by a fat ginger pony. Next to him is a regurgitated whopper and an empty bottle of alcohol. He begins to tell you about whatever is on his pea brain but it is not petty Internet drama and so you cut him off - "I do not care about this."
 
He eats a poisonous mushroom and dies of kidney failure.
 
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You leave your home and climb over the fencing around the storage unit lot. Your fall is padded by Diego the homeless chicano. Diego is curled up on the sidewalk drunk again. His white shirt is wet with sweat and vomit. His brown eyes are listless and he hardly reacts at all to being stomped deeper into the curb by a fat ginger pony. Next to him is a regurgitated whopper and an empty bottle of alcohol. He begins to tell you about whatever is on his pea brain but it is not petty Internet drama and so you cut him off - "I do not care about this."
Wait for Diego to fall asleep and Check his pockets
 
This is the hatespeech thread so I was doing a hatespeech.

Here is another: George Floyd died from fentanyl overdose.
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I don't care about this
 
@Cat Administrator

There are so few daily posts on this site that one broom, maybe two at most could handle the entire thing with ease.

So it does concern me that we now have eight janitors, one of which has been caught spreading disturbing imagery and whom has a track record of lies, manipulation, and gaslighting, as well as having a tendency to incite infighting and a propensity to be extremely butthurt at times. For all of these reasons I don't think this individual should be trusted with a broom. Onion Farms is already grossly overswept and this is only going to lead to an abuse of power by people who aren't qualified to sweep.

inb4 not a question inb4 not a pedophile inb4 this post gets jannied

It's his new version of KF's True and Honest badge
 

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I care about this. Kiwifails and ken W. Daniel L.
 
Reason: I love that the one he was so hellbent on smearing while pedo shielding Elaine the pornstar got a broom to sweep his posts.

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