Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

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This has to be one of the dumbest threads.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

This has to be one of the dumbest threads.

Real pillow biter energy there Ken. I've found my answer

I'm so proud he finally felt comfortable enough to come out of the closet

https://archive.is/wip/3it7Q

Like why is there even a Reddit subforum? Ken should get rid of it and create one for something everyone wants to talk about like the Kardashians

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Ken should add so many random subforums to the point that it takes 5 minutes to scroll to the bottom of the page

 

[Kan]

Coincidentally, I’m very familiar with an anthropomorphic cat character who’s both.

But for real though,

 

[Autism Rulez]

Illegal immigrants are bad and should not be allowed to enter the country.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Coincidentally, I’m very familiar with an anthropomorphic cat character who’s both.

But for real though,
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No one asked, furry.

 

[kiwifails]

It’s ok to be a loser, I accept you for who you are. Love is love.

 

[Gargamel]

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Painfully low effort image macro. Amazing.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Called it.

You decided to become a "man" because your 'gina is medically too tight

 

[Gargamel]

You decided to become a "man" because your 'gina is medically too tight

I fucked a pooner once, fucked that pussy hard. It was obvious she had been hopped up on T for a long time as she passed really well for a short chubby dude.

Her pussy was loose, not "medically too tight".

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Her pussy was loose, not "medically too tight".

Not every pooner is Crimson

 

[mtil]

You wake up again and look around. The cell phone with a cracked screen in your pocket informs you it is 3:38pm. Very little sun gets in through the only small window in your deluxe storage unit, but it is enough to show the way to the corner where you relieve yourself every morning. After straining for a few minutes, 3 new stools are added to the pile. You inspect your feces and cannot decide if the red on top is blood or digested fruit roll ups. Well, Sr Lopez, it's time to get back to work. You sit down on your bed of leftover Kamala Harris 2024 signs and pull out your phone.

Inventory: phone charger, cigarettes, lighter, pocket knife, kill list (draft), wallet (empty), 1x condom, animal crackers

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

Painfully low effort image macro. Amazing.

It’s like he’s not even trying anymore, it’s kind of sad.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Grab the condom and eat it for breakfast to give yourself a boost for the rest of the day

 

[mtil]

You eat the condom from your pocket. It was strawberry flavored. Suddenly, you are not so hungry.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Inspect Kill List

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You decided to become a "man" because your 'gina is medically too tight

You don't have a home or job and your family disowned you because you're a disappointment. Enjoy Thanksgiving with the cockroaches behind a 711 dumpster eating beans out of a can. I hope you freeze to death this winter.

He should really message her directly on her social media, but won't because he doesn't want to show that it's not actually me. That or he is afraid to actually talk to this random girl he has a crush on. He should grow a pair and take his grievances directly to her social media or he is showing how much of a pussy he is. I did it once and I'll do it myself again. The only reason he doesn't is because he knows it's a faildox and doesn't want to look like an idiot.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

You don't have a home or job and your family disowned you because you're a disappointment. Enjoy Thanksgiving with the cockroaches behind a 711 dumpster eating beans out of a can. I hope you freeze to death this winter.

Ok, Rita

 

[Crimson Fucker]

This only solidifies that you will never doxxx me frfr because you gave up. I will accept your concession. I am the better troll after all. No cap. Go back to your goon cave you simp.

 

[mtil]

You unfurl your kill list (draft), 3 pieces of grease-stained notebook paper stapled together, and the read the first few names:
Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
Elaine Gertler
Nancy Pelosi
fag0t
Sophia Micham
That cunt at speedway who refused me my zig-zags
Jessica Boyle