Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

@Cat Administrator

Did you get this guy yet, young lady?

 

[Gore San]

Did you get this guy yet, young lady?

Yes.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

What's the old man packing?
Puffies? Bolognas? Invaginated? Daddy bull nips?

Jocelyn La Luna

OR

Kendra Dingelfardt

 

[Nektar Geist]

What's the old man packing?
Puffies? Bolognas? Invaginated? Daddy bull nips?

Both hands on the keyboard, when you're typing, you N-Dub harpy'd ginger.

Kendra Dingelfardt

tbh, looks like Gaymo's wife.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Both hands on the keyboard, when you're typing, you N-Dub harpy'd ginger.

But for real, who are you getting your wicket sticky with? Jocelyn is younger and more curious but Kendra is an experienced divorcee. In my opinion Jocelyn might be tempting but Mommy Kendra would lay the smack down on my dingus

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Kendra looks like she'd try to gnaw the foreskin off.

 

[mtil]

gargamel tbh

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Sissy, sussy
I'm coming for that Smurfussy

He's very obviously not so did Ken just assume or did Pedofails intentionally mislead him?

 

[mtil]

I think you've gotten it wrong (see: https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/what-is-transgender-have-we-gotten-it-wrong.5045/)

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

@Cat Administrator
We never did get an answer to if you consider yourself a dommy dommy or recessive mommy.
It's not too late, you know? Kendra is still in there, waiting to shine

 

[kiwifails]

 

[Gore San]

I don't care about this.
@Cat Administrator

I don't care about this.
@Cat Administrator

I don't care about this.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

On the other hand, Jocelyn would just stick it in her mouth and do nothing with it

Kendra looks like she'd try to gnaw the foreskin off.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I don't care about this.
@Cat Administrator

Neither do I.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Neither do I.

Neglected nipples was not on my bingo card. I expected you applied Bag Balm to them thrice a day

 

[Nektar Geist]

Dude, this is why you are the Live Action version of the "Only Pretending" meme. You are thinking about Ken rubbing balm on his nips, you choose to do this.

And all over a broom. Give your potato shapen'd head a shake there, buddy.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

Jocelyn looks more like this.

 

[mtil]

do NOT talk about Kenneth's nipples

 

[Gore San]

Neither do I.

Honestly a trashbin worthy thread.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I think @Cat Administrator should post nips to put @Time 4 Guillotines' mind to rest. It's not easy to be homeless while thinking about man nipples all day.