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Gore San
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edgy bastard
Ken is not really much better than null.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
You have literally never posted anything that anyone needed to read. I do not need to know how you're autistically focused on Google analytics about a site where most of us use VPNs. I don't need to know about Nigerian fourillionaire Shitta Bundle. Enable muting "staff" (just you)
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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Also wtf are these new icons? How about you leave one of the only comfy elements of the site alone and stop trying to take us back to your retarded web 1.0 aesthetic sensibilities? Absolute fucking trash decision
Also wtf are these new icons? How about you leave one of the only comfy elements of the site alone and stop trying to take us back to your retarded web 1.0 aesthetic sensibilities? Absolute fucking trash decision
We have the option to use both
Ok, give me that option so I never have to see your retarded ass style decisions again. You continuously fuck with the user experience in favor of absolute dogshit.
YOU ARE INCREDIBLY BAD AT DESIGN, STOP TRYING TO DESIGN, MONGOLOID
There's nothing you can do to stop people from socking here. Even if you implemented the use of phone number verification it would be simple to circumvent. Prices so cheap a hobo could use it
You have the option to just leave and not come back.
I plan to stay here out of spite
Gore San
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edgy bastard
I find the idea of a subforum with only one thread and barely any posts hilariously pointless so I just make fun of it every time he does it.
Back in February, I started the application process with the United Patent and Trademark Office to have our logo officially trademarked. Apparently we have angered Global Tetrahedron who among other things owns the The Onion (that satirical newspaper). So this is our first legal setback
Is the plan to create meaningless problems so you can get more of the authentic Josh experience?
If you'd stop wasting your limited resources on dumb shit like trademarks, lawyers for problems you could have googled, bribing Africans to use your sites, custom Xenforo plug-ins that only Trans Hathaway Fag and Gays From LA want, fucking Reddit ads (lol) or buying Nigerian journalists who write about as well as ChatGPT you might be able to afford making this place sucks less.
If you'd stop wasting your limited resources on dumb shit like trademarks, lawyers for problems you could have googled, bribing Africans to use your sites, custom Xenforo plug-ins that only Trans Hathaway Fag and Gays From LA want, fucking Reddit ads (lol) or buying Nigerian journalists who write about as well as ChatGPT you might be able to afford making this place sucks less.
Lol. Lmao, even
Of all the stupid things you have done, this one definitely tops the cake that make Jocelyn less stupid.
We still love you, but srsly can you actually focus on people's feedback instead of your ambitions that are so detached from the reality?
We still love you, but srsly can you actually focus on people's feedback instead of your ambitions that are so detached from the reality?
Fool that you are, the way forward is clearly for Ken to form an LLC (after giving $1K to a lawyer to make sure it's ok, of course)
If you are wondering what is happening to some of the themes here, I am reworking them into several pride-based themes: So far we have Kiwi Pride, Sonichu Pride, Minecraft Pride, MLP Pride. I will also be redesigning some of the other themes as well.
The themes are being redesigned as dark based themes that will be easy on the eyes. The Onionfarms logo is being replace with the one I had professionally done years ago.
The themes are being redesigned as dark based themes that will be easy on the eyes. The Onionfarms logo is being replace with the one I had professionally done years ago.
