Bear Hammer's blog

[Bear Hammer]

Alex hogendorp telling the kiwis to "scram" is so funny to me.

I gotta start telling people to do that.

 

[Bear Hammer]

#stepdadsarentrealdads

#YWNBARD

#stepdadsarethetranniesofthefamilyunit

 

[Bear Hammer]

Stepdads are literally the trannies of the family unit.

They honest to god think that dads are something that can be replaced, that if you just larp hard enough in a kids life they will see you as someone who is a dad. Literally like a tranny.

 

[Bear Hammer]

>if I just invade a families home, stick my small pecker in their mom, and just larp hard enough, I’ll be a dad!
You will never be a dad, you will always just be a cuck forced to raise someone else's dna retard.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I need to make an infographic explaining why trannies and stepdads are literally two sides of the same coin.

They think people will accept the role they pretend to be if they just larp enough.

 

[Bear Hammer]

You are only a dad if you had hot passionate sex with a woman who loves you and that sex resulted in a baby both of you planned for.

YOU ARE NOT A DAD IF YOU INVADE A FAMILIES LIFE, WHOSE DNA YOU DON'T SHARE A FUCKING DROP OF AND JUST LARP AS A DAD. YOU ARE NOT A DAD, THOSE ARE NOT YOUR KIDS, YOU ARE RAISING ANOTHER MANS KIDS FOR HIM.

KNOW YOUR PLACE.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Trannies: invades women's spaces, excepts to be treated like a woman because he said he is.

Stepdads: invades a families life, expects to be treated like a dad because he acts like one.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Sorry for the stepdad sperg out, my step"""dad""" just called me his """son"""

I am not your fucking son, you are not my dad, you are just the family cuck I am forced to interact with because I am too broke to move away from you.

Don't you fucking dare even think you can replace the role my dad has in my life you fat loser.

I only am nice to you because you have money and having a good relationship with you will probably benefit me in the future, if I had money I would be a lot less nice.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Just completely slacked off work for the the last hour doing nothing but jerk off in the bathroom, eating goyslop and drinking aspartame water, and watching kino anime in the break room.

I am so awesome.

 

[Bear Hammer]

How the fuck am I gaining weight when I haven't changed my diet at all and just got a job that forces me to move around more than I have in years.

I guess bears do naturally gain weight during the winter to hibernate lol.

 

[IKOL]

 

[Faux90sKid]

He's learning from me guys! I should committee suicide just for that.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Thinking about how I am going to turn 20 in a month, I have experienced all of my childhood and teenage years. I wasted a lot of my childhood, and especially a lot of my teenage years. I will definitely not make that same mistake again, I think finally being independent from my parents will make me be happier.

My goals next year is to finally get married, have my own place where I can live with my spouse, and to be totally independent from my parents. I feel really excited about the future so far.

Shit I never thought we were in the same age group im like a year and half older than you

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Stepdads are literally the trannies of the family unit.

They honest to god think that dads are something that can be replaced, that if you just larp hard enough in a kids life they will see you as someone who is a dad. Literally like a tranny.

You sound like someone who has a stepdad