Bear Hammer's blog

[The One Who Knocks]

Whose sock are you? Ashley?

You'd remember me from the Crabshack

 

[Bear Hammer]

You'd remember me from the Crabshack

… Chudborean?

 

[Bear Hammer]

Your priorities are really out of order here. You should wait until your brain is fully developed before even considering marriage. From what I've read from you on both sites you're extremely immature. If you rush to get married you're guaranteed to fuck up your life and whatever girl is foolish enough to not see you for what you are

Why am I guaranteed to fuck in my life if I get married young? I don't really see anything wrong with settling down with a girl I love and growing as people together compared just fucking a bunch of random people and get married as a jaded and ran down person in your thirty's.

 

[The One Who Knocks]

Why am I guaranteed to fuck in my life if I get married young?

Because you're retarded and over confident. You have very little understanding of the world around you, let alone understanding of yourself. When you realize how and why most of your current opinions are cringe bullshit, then you might be ready

get married as a jaded and ran down person in your thirty's.

Your brain is fully developed at 25, dummy. I'm sure 25 seems like a lifetime away since 5 years is a quarter of the time you've been alive but it would be wise not to rush to being a divorcee before you're 30. Which is going to happen, since you are not a man yet but think chaining some poor girl to you is going to fill a hole that's obviously missing.
Be smart and at least cohabitate with whatever girl for a few years before getting married. Let all that dopamine+oxytocin fueled puppy love and the honeymoon period wear off, then evaluate how compatible you are with her.
See if you're still googoo gaga about her after three years and you walk into the bathroom that she's just annihilated only to hear her yelling at you from another room to come clean up your Doki Doki Faguchan dolls or whatever manbaby shit

 

[Bear Hammer]

Your brain is fully developed at 25, dummy. I'm sure 25 seems like a lifetime away since 5 years is a quarter of the time you've been alive but it would be wise not to rush to being a divorcee before you're 30.

>"Just get married when you're 25 just at the moment your looks, fertility and energy start to take a nosedive bro"
No, and using the "your brain develops when you're 25" meme to justify getting married old is one of the most reddit things ever.

It's really funny you are calling me a manbaby when you are literally telling me I should just go on the most juvenile, risk and responsibility averse life path possible. Do things with as less risk and responsibilities as possible and just do nothing meaningful. So you think I am a manbaby because I want to take the ultimate responsibility of a wife and raising a family as early as possible and not just playing video games and jerking off all day? What the fuck is your definition of a manbaby exactly???

Your advice to cohabitate is exactly the kind of sterile, 'try-before-you-buy' mentality that creates divorce anyway. It turns a covenant into just a consumer transaction pretty much. Statistics actually show that 'testing it out' through cohabitation increases the likelihood of divorce because you're training yourself to keep one foot out the door.


I am not getting married because of a 'dopamine rush' I am getting married because I share a duty and a vision with my wife. I'd rather grow with my wife, shape each other while we are young, energetic, and malleable than wait until we are 25-30, set in our ways, cynical, and carrying a decade of baggage from 'testing' other people.

 

[The One Who Knocks]

to justify getting married old

25 isn't old dumbass, it's literally the prime of your life

Your advice to cohabitate is exactly the kind of sterile, 'try-before-you-buy' mentality that creates divorce anyway

No, it's what prevents divorce. You'll learn a lot about a person during the first 3 years living together and statistically you're unlikely to feel the same way you did as when you got together. You've never been in a serious relationship, so you have zero clue what you're talking about, just memes you've absorbed via osmosis from other spastics.
The fact that you're having an autistic tantrum over being told you're wrong is proof that you're not ready for anything. But hey, it's your life to fuck up, at least someone told you what reality is

 

[Bear Hammer]

25 isn't old dumbass, it's literally the prime of your life

It's actually the exact opposite, that's just a western feminist meme. 25 is the age where most people start to show signs of aging (looks go down), where if you have kids the likelihood of them getting a disability increases significantly, and where women start to become wayyyy less fertile and have less energy. 25 is actually the point where things will start to go down a lot in your life. Your body is literally made to have children from your mid teens to early twenties.

I am actually in the prime of my life right now, I am the most fertile and most energetic than I will ever be. There's literally no better time to get married than right now.

No, it's what prevents divorce. You'll learn a lot about a person during the first 3 years living together and statistically you're unlikely to feel the same way you did as when you got together. You've never been in a serious relationship, so you have zero clue what you're talking about, just memes you've absorbed via osmosis from other spastics.
The fact that you're having an autistic tantrum over being told you're wrong is proof that you're not ready for anything. But hey, it's your life to fuck up, at least someone told you what reality is

I can't of a single thing about my partner that would be so different than my interactions with her already that would completely change how I view her already. And even if there was I highly doubt it would be absolutely relationship breaking.

 

[The One Who Knocks]

Your body is literally made to have children from your mid teens to early twenties

Adolescent pregnancy

WHO fact sheet on adolescent pregnancy providing key facts and information on causes, consequences and WHO response.

www.who.int

TL;DR the risks to the mother are significantly higher. Nice cope about you still wanking it to highschoolers though

Also more likely to create a mega autist such as yourself. Before you cope that your autism makes you based or whatever, remember the military decided you're literally too retarded to be cannon fodder. You should give your (completely rhetorical, not going to happen) offspring every chance they have to not be like you

I can't of a single thing about my partner that would be so different than my interactions with her already

They wouldn't be on Discord, she'd have a chance to see how you behave IRL, you two would be forced to share space (where she would undoubtedly be your surrogate mother), you would have actual issues you'd have to work together on that can't be solved with memes of chink schoolgirls, etc.
If you're so confident in the stability of your e-relationship, invite her here and to the KF thread. I'm sure you haven't even mentioned either to her but I'm sure it would be very elucidating for her. If you're too scared to share your mega autistic "blogs" with her where people mock the stupid shit you say, you're already building your (completely doomed) relationship on lies

 

[Bear Hammer]

Adolescent pregnancy

WHO fact sheet on adolescent pregnancy providing key facts and information on causes, consequences and WHO response.

www.who.int

TL;DR the risks to the mother are significantly higher. Nice cope about you still wanking it to highschoolers though
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Also more likely to create a mega autist such as yourself.

All of these were studies of mothers living in the third world and in poverty, it's still generally better to have children younger because that's just when you are most likely to have them and there's generally less risks of them being disabled or schizophrenic.

https://academic.oup.com/emph/article/2016/1/286/2802728?login=false

TL;DR: The general rule for not having autistic or schizophrenic kids is that the Mother should not be 5+ years older than the father (Schizophrenia risk), the father should not be 20+ years older than the mother (Autism risk), mothers and fathers should be under 35 and 45 respectively (Autism risk), mothers should not be under 20 (Schizophrenia risk). Males under-30s are also less likely to have autistic kids, even more so for those under 20.

I'll address your other points if you can just agree to chill for a moment and not just throw out a bunch of ad homs at me and we can just have a normal conversation, I kind of want to have a normal conversation today. Also I do not have a online relationship and I have been in the same physical space with her before.

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[The One Who Knocks]

I got my stepdad really into chainsaw man

I feel really bad for my stepdad, he got himself into a situation where it makes him into one of the biggest cucks in the world.

am very thankful that I got redpilled online early so I will never make that kind of mistake in my life

There needs to be more stepdad hate on the internet,

Lol you're definitely never going to be a stepfather or even a sperm donor

 

[The One Who Knocks]

if you can just agree to chill for a moment and not just throw out a bunch of ad homs at me

Not your hugbox, retard

Also I do not have a online relationship and I have been in the same physical space with her before.

If that were true you wouldn't spend your spare time expressing these shitty opinions your mongoloid brain cooks up. Maybe you're right, it might have been a mistake for your stepdad to care for your mother. If you'd been raised completely fatherless you likely would have fallen further down the tranime rabbit hole and you wouldn't bother with these delusions of being a man.
Really, we should advocate for better prenatal testing to entirely prevent the birth of overly opinionated autists that are so objectively retarded and useless even the military won't let them get blown up for Israel

 

[Bear Hammer]

Not your hugbox, retard

>*presses ignore button*
Hmmm, kind of seems like my hugbox now! See-ya!

 

[The One Who Knocks]

>*presses ignore button*
Hmmm, kind of seems like my hugbox now! See-ya!

If you had self control you wouldn't have tried to suicide by cop because you were mad at your stepdad, so I'm sure you'll still read my posts.
How pathetic of you though. You think you're ready to be a husband and father when you're still so childish you resent the man your mother married for giving you the discipline you needed.
I mean, clearly not enough discipline since you're clearly estrogen laden and likely wear mommies panties when they're away on one of their cucked "date nights"

 

[Bear Hammer]

If you had self control you wouldn't have tried to suicide by cop because you were mad at your stepdad, so I'm sure you'll still read my posts.
How pathetic of you though. You think you're ready to be a husband and father when you're still so childish you resent the man your mother married for giving you the discipline you needed.
I mean, clearly not enough discipline since you're clearly estrogen laden and likely wear mommies panties when they're away on one of their cucked "date nights"

Wait a minute, Daniel???? Is that you???

Do you still wanna hang out at Dave's hot chicken later?

 

[Bear Hammer]

I should have known the moment he said "cannon fodder" it was Daniel, there's obviously no way chudborrean cares about me enough to make a sock account on OF to talk to me.

 

[The One Who Knocks]

I've said yes to all of your other misses, so yes

 

[Bear Hammer]

Normally I hate cuck shit with a passion, but the thought of reze cucking asa infront of her would be the most satisfying thing in fiction and seeing asa and her fans seethe about this would be the funniest fucking thing in the world.

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