are you a lolcow?

[SIGBUS]

i surely am hella milkable

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

No.

 

[OneRootinTootinMotherFucker]

I am a massive lolcow.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Yes, I am.

 

[naught]

what did he mean by this?
And maybe

 

[Deleted member 158]

I'm REALLY ANGRY that Josh didn't delete my thread when I DMCA'd him, so I came here.

 

[Mike Stoklasa Simp]

I'm two lolcows, actually

 

[nil]

I don't go around the Internet posting my various defects, so no.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

I'm REALLY ANGRY that Josh didn't delete my thread when I DMCA'd him, so I came here.

Adam Kovic is that you

 

[naught]

I'm two lolcows, actually

(Sexually)?

 

[Tenthanonymous]

I'm certainly a lolcow. I've attempted to selfcow myself multiple times by making a thread on myself

 

[Chairman Miaozer]

yes.

 

[cybertron]

No, I just have unpopular opinions.

 

[naught]

I'm certainly a lolcow. I've attempted to selfcow myself multiple times by making a thread on myself

Are you serious?

 

[Syrup]

No, I just have unpopular opinions.

Believing that fictional characters are real automatically makes you a lolcow.

I’m a lolcow, there’s no shame in it, just learn to laugh with people and not take everything so seriously.

 

[Xiǎo gǒu]

yeah, kinda, but not enough to get an entire thread about me on certain websites.

 

[Noghoul]

I'm a horrorcow.
I know things no human being is supposed to know.
I have masturbated to stuff would that make you vomit with just hearing about it.
My PTSD surpases the limits of human sanity and insanity into the Eldritch Realm of Outsanity.

I have the wisdom of the Buddha and the soul-lessness of the hylic.
I've seen mantras that were not meant to be seen.
I'm God and I'm the demons that dwell in Hell.
I lived in Hell for 2 billion years, and I paid for the crimes I will commit.
I am the holder of the Kitab al-Azif
I'm become sneed, the destroyer of Chucks.

 

[Brandon]

Probably not but a guy who goes to my gym for sure could be. I'll try and sneak some pics. He always wears socks with velcro sandles and these really retarded anime girl joggers with they're tounges out, clip outs from hentai or something.

He always smells but not in the sweaty/working out way, it's more of a mix of hobo and milk.

Also he has big glasses that look kinda like googles from far away, balding at 19 aswell it's weird as shit, he looks like a starved version of mr. turtule from the master of disguise.

He's been going there every two days for the past 2 years and is still a twig.

It's mindboggling, I'll try and sneak some shots for you guys.

 

[naught]

Probably not but a guy who goes to my gym for sure could be. I'll try and sneak some pics. He always wears socks with velcro sandles and these really retarded anime girl joggers with they're tounges out, clip outs from hentai or something.

He always smells but not in the sweaty/working out way, it's more of a mix of hobo and milk.

Also he has big glasses that look kinda like googles from far away, balding at 19 aswell it's weird as shit, he looks like a starved version of mr. turtule from the master of disguise.

He's been going there every two days for the past 2 years and is still a twig.

It's mindboggling, I'll try and sneak some shots for you guys.

Baste , sounds like you have a personal lolcow.

 

[Noghoul]

Your, own, personal, lolcow...
Someone to hear your laughs... someone who seethes...