I'm a horrorcow.
I know things no human being is supposed to know.
I have masturbated to stuff would that make you vomit with just hearing about it.
My PTSD surpases the limits of human sanity and insanity into the Eldritch Realm of Outsanity.
I have the wisdom of the Buddha and the soul-lessness of the hylic.
I've seen mantras that were not meant to be seen.
I'm God and I'm the demons that dwell in Hell.
I lived in Hell for 2 billion years, and I paid for the crimes I will commit.
I am the holder of the Kitab al-Azif
I'm become sneed, the destroyer of Chucks.