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  1. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    Big mistake, bucko. I'm taking everything you've earnt in your life and more.
  2. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He stole it but I guess liberal scum like yourself know plenty about theiving.
  3. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    You invited me to what eventually became a 1,600 person PM chain which I couldn't leave and the red bubble pissed me off so much that I had to talk myself out of going through with mass shooting plans multiple times that week.
  4. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Why did he get a pet when he can barely afford food?
  5. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >he took the volcel pill
  6. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    I actually really liked MATI, it was good to listen to but as of late it has become directionless babble. I feel like the dedicated cow streams (fedsmoker, mama June, etc) are much better than his normal streams. MATI is best when josh has a song in his heart.
  7. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    >he uses a chromebook this dude
  8. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I love how he's strategically making a beg schedule. Lou always has constructive and thought provoking opinions and views that add to the conversation, as you can see. Also, he is putting his fans's money to good use! he's getting a laptop stand!!! That's something you totally need. I love how...
  9. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    >he isn't subservient to the moderation team of the Onion Farms what the fuck i'm having a seizure i didn't even know this was possible????
  10. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    It's a UK IP. {o}P lives in bagpipe land. I thought it was a residential IP at first but a second look tells me it's statically assigned, indicative of a VPN. I didn't think it was a VPN after first seeing it. Not a mobile ISP either and {o}P is a notorious phoneposter. Not in any of the banned...
  11. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    {o}P says it's not him. I have no idea if he got cold feet or he actually didn't do it. I know for a fact it wasn't @SIGSEGV either.
  12. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I theorised that he keeps getting all this new stuff because he thinks it'll make him happy, but none of it does.
  13. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Why is he so obsessed with iPads when he has a computer and laptop and stays at home all day? The entire point of an iPad is that it's a laptop for boomers.
  14. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Considering he's a diehard iToddler I'm going to bet his experience with Linux is Ubuntu having his hand held with GUIs. There's only so much you can do with that. Not bagging on anyone who doesn't know how to use Linux but Louis seems like the person who'd get frustrated when he has to read a...
  15. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Why is he obsessed with chromebooks? He's always grifting for one. For the price of an old chromebook you can get an old /g/ approved ThunkPad that most likely works far better and isn't as fragile as the fabrege eggs his face resembles. It would work just fine. He's retarded and has no interest...
  16. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I'm extremely hard to repulse but even the thought of that made my eyes tear up a little.
  17. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I promise to Allah that I've changed! Look at the dates! I said it a little over a month ago! A man can change. I love how Lou of all people is accusing people of being "transtrender", I don't think a 'real' transperson can exist but if it's a thing Lou is the furthest thing away from that...
  18. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    The guy couldn't even pay his water bills a couple of months ago and he's 37 and has approximately 0 credit history.
  19. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I know a guy whos parents wanted him to pay $350 a month in rent after he graduated school, and he was really happy that he got such a deal because it's extremely cheap for where he lives. Lou sits around all day getting everything handed to him.
  20. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    I never once said that. I'm not sure if that was directed at me but I'm of the opinion that any 'transwoman' is a dude and that fact can't be changed.
  21. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Lou Gagliardi is a serial beggar who says he's transgender living in a transphobic city. He lives off of money he gets from begging on Twitter. He always grifts for shit he doesn't need and has severe lifestyle creep and exclusively eats fast food. He is a type 2 diabetic. This isn't a full on...
  22. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    I understand that. I understand that Adderall has meth in it. I understand it's a fact. However, it's not a fact that taking Adderall is like taking meth.
  23. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Having an Adderall prescription is not at all like shooting meth into your veins. It's not addictive or recreational, it's to help the patient.
  24. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Same reason they used last time on the madattheinternet patreon.
  25. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Late but he actually got banned from Patreon for ban evasion not for having shit to do with the forum lol
  26. cjöcker

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    I wonder if he was paying tax on the diaper business money. He is a Republican after all :P
  27. cjöcker

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    I love how they're fucking terrified of even posting an uncensored last name of the former President of the United States.
  28. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's a simple post request. All you need is to send the auth, csrf and session cookies to the reaction URL. I think XF has a rate limit of a couple of seconds but I can't be bothered to figure it out. <forum url>/posts/<post id>/react?reaction_id=<reaction id> But lets say if someone...
  29. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    threadbanned edit: nvm
  30. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    anyone who replies '[word for shit] take' to any opinion or says 'hot take' is automatically a subhuman in my eyes
  31. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Null starts drinking goon, inhaling opioids and cheating on his wife he met in BP when?
  32. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    CWC has been getting conned since the moment the internet found out about him. I can guarantee you somebody behind the scenes is fucking him as we speak. I can guarantee you someone conned him into doing the tomgirl stuff and trooning out. CWC does not have the mental capacity of a normal child...
  33. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Every post AnOnimous makes comes off as if he's legitimately fucking angry about whatever lolcow he is talking about. Also, his PPD is fucking wild.
  34. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    he used to almost exclusively negrate people and piss them off when he didn't play hugbox with them
  35. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Shit like this makes me wish zedkissed wasn't banned.
  36. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't understand how anyone can have rating notifications turned on. They're fucking annoying.
  37. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    That guy was impersonating his ex girlfriend and trying to get her doxed to get back at her so null contacted the ex girlfriend in question and told her that her ex boyfriend was trying to fuck with her on the internet. lol.
  38. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    doesn't hold a candle to the amazing design of the onion farms
  39. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    all hope may as well be lost at this point, mate.
  40. cjöcker

    Syrup

    how are you this bad at making threads
  41. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    @SIGSEGV why are you such a fucking tyrant
  42. cjöcker

    Syrup

    probably
  43. cjöcker

    Syrup

    surprised you didn't tell me to "sweep it up janny"
  44. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Whichever stupid nigger keeps doing this bullshit should stop because it's one of the worst failtrolls I've seen in my life and it makes everyone on this site look like a spastic.
  45. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ICYMI: FuckedUp always makes blogposts after binging drugs and alcohol.
  46. cjöcker

    Syrup

    What if the real lolcow was the friends we made along the way?
  47. cjöcker

    Syrup

    >being this bad at posting
  48. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    That's because Pleroma uses Vue.js for its frontend. It's an SPA. You can still use your own client to view the node.
  49. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

  50. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon's Blocklands Saga (Restored)

    Not how anti-CSAM stuff works. Usually they're just a big database of perceptual hashes.
  51. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I've never seen anyone write it as "shit posting" ever
  52. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    That's so wonderfully transparent. I love it.
  53. cjöcker

    your PFP+toonme.com. post results.

    The site won't detect my profile picture, nor will it detect PS1, Twin Snakes or MGS4 psycho mantis :( Must be because of the gas mask
  54. cjöcker

    Poll: how often do onions (you) shower, brush teeth, floss and use mouthwash?

    Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases.
  55. cjöcker

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    >being this much of a moralfag How the fuck is that even possible?
  56. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He set his sights on Twinkie for his love quest. I bet he was PISSED when she abandoned ship.
  57. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He used to develop payroll software for some company in Australia and he gave that up to run his forum which at the time primarily focused on DN and Chris. He gave up a well paying job to run a website about an autistic weirdo and 2 speds who think they're supersoldiers. He's also a terrible...
  58. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Now that I think of it there isn't really that much Beauty in a forum called Beauty Parlor.
  59. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Shouldn't he be on parler or gab or another one of those federal honeypots
  60. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >gets a motherboard with a shitty on-board network interface WTAF I can't believe that it can't handle all the requests???????
  61. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Jawsh said that it's there solely for containment.
  62. cjöcker

    Darksydephil

    Still #1 in NA.
  63. cjöcker

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    GameXplain is pro baby murder. #IStandWithJT
  64. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    "To host pornography" is a decent reason to use bulletproof hosting. Often regular hosts are reluctant to host porn sites because they're high risk and bring in a lot of revenge porn complaints which is bad for business.
  65. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    I think that 1776 Hosting may be a scheme to get access to small business loans and payment processors. Go to 1776hosting.com, it's a barebones site using the default WHMCS theme, the plans he sells have outright ridiculous pricing even compared to EC2 and Lightsail. It doesn't operate like a...
  66. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    When I was visiting central Europe pretty much everyone there spoke pretty decent English. I'm not sure about Serbia or other Eastern European places. He said he spoke "enough Russian to get by" in Ukraine.
  67. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Everyone, please welcome zedkissed60 to Onion Farms.
  68. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    I'd be surprised if anything would work with all the fat cells in his bloodstream.
  69. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Was this the Mumkey stream?
  70. cjöcker

    Normie hate.

  71. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    I'm convinced that nobody reads them and people just assume that they must be sound posts so they give them stickers. Half of these blog posts are full of schizophrenic ramblings about the poster's entire life and how they came to the conclusion that being 600 pounds isn't healthy and how...
  72. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Maybe he just likes morbidly obese delusional autists because he sees himself in them? I don't blame him for hating the IF or DSP subforums though, nobody there is having fun. They're all fucking a-logs. Especially the DSP subforum, they ruin the entire thing. They spend the entire day watching...
  73. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    This isn't necessarily true. They aren't at all made for something which operates at the scale that Kiwi Farms does. He owns the hardware, you'll have an EXTREMELY tough time finding one that does colocation since they're all very fucking dodgy. Plus, they aren't at all stable and can go down at...
  74. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    troon out saga when
  75. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ??
  76. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What are the chances that the on-board network interface is sufficient?
  77. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He didn't complain about the banks. No, seriously. Listen to MATI.
  78. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    You see people who are seething do this all the time. He went on about it for 15 minutes on yesterday's MATI.
  79. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    wax the balls bigot
  80. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No politisperging in the diet coke thread.
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