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Add some of your Twitter responses. Saw one on a splinter and thought it was kinda funny.

If only someone here was good at making threads AND alogging, aw gee, who can we even ask? A buncha people I think. Exclusive Kengle-Chris letters only on Onionfarms? Bet you'd get some people then. Not sorry for tryhard posting. Sorry, tri-force, sorry I mean triple posting.

Could post the first page and then bait that the rest is here then make a subforum only registered users can see. ??? Revive site!

Was it in the correct formatting? He's a stickler for his rules. I've been on mobile and wasn't online at the time but I bet someone could get a thread to stick on it. Post in the suggestions and I bet a buncha users will try to help.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua%201:1-9&version=NIV What timing huh

It's a simple solution for a complex issue. Problem is I'm not exactly the best example, but a good one to add to a userbase that also suffers from depression or other issues like anxiety. It's why having all three is important as you can learn from all three. Donation of the shit posting is...

Back in my day, Catfishing was when you and your Papi went out to go catch some catfish. Well my old man is old, so there's a new type of Catfishing. I call it fat fishing, cause only land whales stay with someone who uses someone else's identity to lure them in. Bait your own hooks and you'll...

Huzzah!

Here at Onionfats we are only responsible for what we post as users. It's my stated mission to provide lessons for lolcows and also to help others stay motivated with their life. I have provided information on many personal and risky things but I was not driven to suicide. I was driven to learn...

They like me posting as the Woggle Bug, what a bunch of hypocrites.

Now you're stealing my implications too.

She flip flops too much, I have the Stockholm. She's just an attention whore, I actually like the culture from what little I get of it. Not that being a whore or liking attention is bad. It's the constant click bait I take offense to.

Null truly was Chris all along and forced me to alogg. What a bastard.

If not, I will keep making novel accounts and then burning them on making more drama. That's my version of trolling Jewish.

They won't give up that Kiwi clickbait, at the end you can see when she catches on that I'm in their chat. They responds to my talking about DMT and mushrooms, though frankly I was trying to warn others AWAY from trying those things. He's promoting them in a stream, which I mean, good for...

It's cheap.

I had 5 characters fleshed out. Thing is, since I had many people play DnD or Pathfinder in this setting, idk which versions notes were stolen.

Mentally and in taking a joke, yes.

Unintentionally played Angron, but it was funny.

Then again, on second thought, decentralization would help. I'll give you an orange role instead if you guys give me a who's who. It allows full access to the discord aside from the mod panel. I just refuse to janitor but I'll preach online and give free readings if I'm given clear information.

I'd give you mine at this point lol. I know numerology and a bit of tarot. I'm a faith healer, not a schizo. I was on the wrong medication honestly. Shit was scary. But; Divine Cypher is the meaning of my birthdate, I'm just flawed like everyone else.

That's why I just did a discord, the roles are built in to just have secret hidden stuff away from most but the most gay. Much harder to do that with a hard forum. Way too many people are too clever to not find any sort of trail. You literally have to make it a 'paywall' and just not charge the...

I mean I just taught schizos to come to Christ unintentionally cause my anti depressants fucked my brain up in Florida. Frankly, all I learned was anger management and that I don't care about stalking unless it's harmful. Oh and that Jewsh thinks only gays have money.

Aka the chubby chaser national anthem. Music is always beautiful. Shinto jams in a Disney movie about red indians vs western Europe.

Like I don't think someone who's actively seeking help or getting treatment is worthy of being featured personally(ex: Brittany Spears) but, it's really just how focused we want to be with the definition of a lolcow.

Someone who fails my 'class' like Squid. Anyone who doesn't use my lessons well is one until they do learn. Naturally bigger cows will ignore me but look at how the situation with Commie and I played out. Tbh we are like fire and water, as opposite as Troons can be. She seems to be able to...

Bring out your depressed? Kill boredom and depression at the Onionfarms? True freedom at an image board? We got plenty of marketing angles here tbh.

Well I could make a Squid thread, but I don't care enough to make one on others so may as well just copy/paste Laura's and respect her pronouns and I bet she'd post here. All things said, Onionfarms is at least welcoming for people who make mistakes. I already have the Angsty Canuck thread up...

Then read my words backwards and you'll find the key to talking yourself out of that idea. Also why you should never, ever be on Aripipazole.(joking, don't be on meds you don't need is the truth.)

And now I believe I'm done posting on the other splinters until it's necessary and I get wrapped up in some gay op without my consent. As can any who post on Onionfarms now. A place for true freedom.

It's out of context parts of a puzzle box. On the real are factual expressions of self without any doublespeak.

I don't really simp, I sympathize but I don't actually get horny unless I already have a deep emotional bond forged over time. My main joke is I'm rarely horny, I can't help that one.

Also if a mod marked my Rest in Peace post to Deadpool's user on kiwi then I'm gonna just repost those well wishes here instead cause why not.

@Some Faggot

Still might get him to start a band with me though.

Course it only applies to one man in the world at this point. Besides Jesus.

This one may as well be deleted for all I care besides this post.

For those who come here later and don't know who these three are.

Fuck it, it's for centrists. Let the far left and right muck about for the other two.

It's important for a motivational texter to determine the cause of tone in a voice now isn't it? 💜 Also if I use that setting it's not part of the speaking deal that I'd do as a motivational speaker.

Love this thread.

That makes more sense, now he could fall under animal watch.

Ah fuck you got me good with this Dad of all Dad jokes.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/epistocracy Now, as a newly reformed Episcopal I believe that a rule of the wise is smart if each wise person is in the proper place. It takes more overhead and overview than the other suggestions I've seen, true, but I think it's a good path to move forward to...

Bringing back from the dead. The meme in your profile picture. Brian Peppers is one of the oldest memes I personally know.

Chaos can go on the other side site anyways. Seems like a win for most everyone really.

Wrong splinter

Thatll teach me to drink communion wine.

Best thread and free example of my code on the farms I used to get back home.

Silly silly am I, but I r smrt, smrt, I mean smart.

If sarcasm/in on it: very nice. If religious: wrong site. If ignorant: nice Necro.

https://www.onionfarms.net/threads/sermon-on-a-sunday.4/#post-13

For you, Facebook version of this glorious site. For I am the Reddit version and we must band together for glory. I'll moderate it as long as I can, when I lose steam I'll let someone else in that everyone approves of to help.

Imagine needing all this to convince Chris to do something when I convinced Chris he was Jesus with nothing more than my mind. Yes, I'm taking full credit and nobody can stop me.

Edit: bad connection double post yet again.... May as well set this in. Show how episcopals got established. Goes into English and American centric history.

Then deliver him into prison if the lolcow wrote directly, a ranch style home if he completes his mental evaluation by his state.

This is for all those poor souls tricked by "magik".

Necro bumping.

Told ya, let's see if everyone listened and knew I was gonna write that shit. Gonna try to get the comedy idea in it too but it's hard to UwU merge soooooo muchhhhhh.

Lol not really it's not. What's next Isreal isn't real?

Thanks to Squid aka Some Faggot for proving that Magic isn't real, too many people saw my book's notes and need to help me with it or pay for it. Buncha suckers arguing against some flimsy concept of Goetia magik. Fucking fools playing right into my hand while I said it. 👏 👌 👁️ Tada!

Btw, a coven is just short for covenant fyi. Which is a promise. I promised my soul to Jesus a long time ago when I was baptized as a Catholic willingly.

Chapter Zero is in my discord in the sperg section. Depending on how big the first book is and time spent on it will determine price. Anyone joining said discord now will have to pay for a self insert much like a commission. This is my own work and not charity. Charity goes back into the...

Aw I wanted to post a picture I drew based on my self insert into my fictional universe but the phone says it's too big.

I don't live with my mom, I just love her too much to be too far away sillies.

Stop making fun of ppl that don't deserve it ppl. It doesn't become funny when you just force me to air out everyone's dirty laundry except to me. Not anyone else lol.

There's twenty for sure in the bible, imma guess em. 11. No unnecessary abortion. 12. No unwanted suicide. 13. Give respect to those who give it to you. 14. Pay it forward, invest in your younger family. 15. Free Will is sacred, thus ignorance must be taught. 16. Forgive others at least once...

This will do for meow. I ain't a super straight so black and orange don't scare me.

Idiots thinking Rose isn't a Time Lord cause she's a 'human' girl. YEAH, I've seen doctor who you dumbies. lets code media hurrrrrr

I'm an antipope poor Catholic bastard ya finks.

Quite. Now knock it off. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/page-220 Y'all act like you never seen a time wiz before. Jaws all over the floor like Angry and his wife just came through the door and he started whooping her ass worse than before. It's the return of...

Hah! Coding.

Nword = dingus = being ignorant Not black for me and there's a reason I use it. To say hey they need help and forgiveness. Hate fades. Betrayal stings though. Forgiveness for all but I can only tolerate so much.

I like all dudes you morons.

I think you needed to stop being a nigger Juggalo white.